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We have a kitchen chicken. Its a rubber chicken that we hide in the kitchen. Whoever finds it has to yell “I found the chicken!!” And hide it somewhere else. When i moved out i was gifted my own rubber chicken for my kitchen.

I kinda hope marvel writers did this on purpose 😂😂😂

“I never quite got the hang of Thursdays” from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Criminally underrated movie based on the Douglas Adams book.

I work as a mechanic in my own shop. When picking up parts the salesmen often wont let me carry things to my car myself. There’s been times that I’ve argued and said I can handle it but they refuse. It’s also annoying how most auto parts salesmen speak to me even after they’ve been… Read More

What kinda fancy schools did yall go to? Soups and salads? Steak and chicken patties? Burgers? Spoilt

Hi i live in richmond va and the statue of columbus was graffitied and torn down and thrown in the lake but local reporters and witnesses have not reported it being set fire. This is likely misinformation

I knew it wouldn’t work out during my own wedding. During the first dance he started singing to me. Not in a romantic way, in an embarrassing way that was meant as a show for everyone watching. We were only getting married because i was pregnant with twins but i knew at that moment… Read More

So we had two girls get busted having sex in the cafeteria restrooms. They were in the handicapped stall but I guess people heard and a crowd started forming so it caught the teachers attentions. I honestly thought it was a fight at first but my friend was stuck in the bathroom nearby… Read More