We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed and its publishing partners may collect a share of sales and/or other compensation from the links on this page.

    30 Things For Anyone Who's Basically A Child Trapped In An Adult's Body

    These products are not ~kidding~ around.

    1. A desk-sized inflatable tube pal that'll turn your workspace into the best party spot this side of the street. The other side has a used car lot... so.

    2. A tiger or penguin sheet mask, because growing older means taking care of your skin and staying young means doing it while pretending you're on the set of The Lion King – the original version, obviously.

    3. A tiny tub of fried chicken erasers to lightheartedly erase your mistakes when your writing assignments get rough – gotta remind the other English majors that *you* are the top of the ~pecking~ order.

    4. A chunky knit cotton blanket for when you've gotten to the age where you can spot a draft from a mile away and need to cover your shivering self with a blanket worthy of a toddler's nap time.

    5. A hand-painted decor box that'll keep your 14-year-old potty humor alive and well, despite the interest you've been showing in toilet paper storage methods as you've gotten older.

    6. A tape dispenser and sticky note cameradesk accessories for the professional in your life who knows all work and no play is no good for anyone.

    7. An octopus shower caddy so you can hold tentic-all of your stuff in one super convenient (and only slightly silly) place.

    8. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun. Ironically, this slimy substance can be used to remove the actual slime your children make/squish into every remote and keyboard in your home.

    9. A pack of pizza box socks that are sure to be the ~cheesiest~ accessories you've ever worn.

    10. A toilet seat decal for pet parents who love ~kitten~ around with their home decor.

    11. A Patrick Star Airpod cover so your headphones stay protected while you listen to "Sweet Victory" on repeat...all day long.

    12. A windshield sun shade that's sure to be a great way to make friends with your neighbors – ~eye~ don't think you're gonna be able to get in your car without someone complimenting your sweet ride ever again.

    13. A kitchen utensil for people who are real ~whisk~ takers in the kitchen and aren't afraid to play with their food.

    14. A book of 30 punny postcards so you can send out some snail mail and make someone feel special, particularly people under the age of 10 or adults with an actual (dad-humor) funny bone.

    15. A rad pastel bed set sure to give you the kind of psychedelic beauty rest only a candy-for-dinner high could create.

    16. A toilet night light so you can walk into the bathroom with confidence, even in the middle of the terrifying night. You're never too old to be afraid of what's lurking inside of the toilet bowl.

    17. An enamel pin to honor the sass you would serve your parents when they asked you to keep your room clean – a life joy you lost the day you first heard the term "cleaning checks" in the dorms.

    18. A pair of cactus dryer balls that'll give you the greatest delight life has to offer, freshly-laundered linens. I mean...they'll be cute li'l toys you play with just for fun!

    19. A DIY fingerboard and half-pipe so you can relive the glory days of your high school skateboard career, even though you're worried you'd slip a disk on an actual skateboard these days.

    20. A dino shower attachment or toilet paper holder for pretend paleontologists who have continued loving fossils a skele-ton since the first time they stepped foot in a natural history museum.

    21. A beautifully unique flower pot face so you can prove your imaginary friend Fern is as real today as she was in Kindergarten. You've never had a better ~bud~.

    22. An inflatable chair for the moment you realize you're totally allowed to spend your adult-sized allowance on furniture with extra glitter.

    23. A BBQ candle to add some warm light and sophistication to your home...but not too much, this *is* inspired by meat after all.

    24. A Disney princess print that'll show off your Sleeping Beauty love in a way that's slightly less startling than singing "I know you!" to strangers on the street.

    25. A perky pair of sunglasses every six-year-old on the block is gonna go heart eyes over whenever you walk by.

    26. A pair of lightsaber chopsticks that'll be a surprisingly practical utensil set any lifelong Star Wars fan would Jedi for, no matter how grown up they may seem.

    27. A ceramic serving tray for people who practically live for puns, who are more than happy to lend a helping ~hand~ when making dinner.

    28. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal because adulthood can seem a little marsh-mellow at times but when you remember you're allowed to eat whatever you want now that your parents aren't in charge, things get a little sweeter.

    29. A building block coffee mug so you can customize your mug in a way absolutely no one can confuse as their own. If they say they thought it was theirs, you can be certain they are ~toying~ with you!

    30. And finally, a toilet paper holder that'll give you something to do in the baaahthroom when things are taking so long you decide to start counting sheep.

    Me, after the neighborhood teens laugh in my face when I tell them to put down the vapes and enjoy their lives before adulthood:

    Looking for more great finds? Check out some of our favorite cheap things to buy on Amazon, some of the weirdest things on Amazon you might actually want, or read through all the rest of our incredible Amazon product recommendations.

    And if you're simply looking for more fun stuff, check out the posts below:

    21 Games That'll Convince Your Family To Play Outside

    25 Little Things To Give Yourself Just Because

    31 Pixar Products That'll Only Further Your Disney Obsession

    Shopping for something specific? Check out BuzzFeed Reviews to find the best things for every budget!