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1.A dish squeegee sure to get your dishes squeaky clean (literally), save water, AND save your fingers from pruning up at the site of murky dish soap suds.
2.A box of OxiClean stain remover that'll rescue soft surfaces from accidental spills far better than your elbow grease ever could on its own.
3.A Magic Tap to help your kids get drinks without having to do any heavy lifting, protecting everyone in your home from ever crying over spilled milk.
4.A Drain Snake for swiftly scooping out the gunk from inside your sink and helping you stop feeling ~drained~ after prior attempts to unclog that monster have worn you out.
5.A Truth or Dare card game for long-time couples who are thrilled to be out of the dating game but still want a few games to save date night from getting too repetitive.
6.An anti-blister balm that'll keep you from feeling de-feet-ed by painful blisters when your new winter boots are brutal to break in.
7.A dandruff shampoo sure to work wonders as long as you aren't ~flaky~ about using it. Take that, seasonal dryness!
8.A travel-sized Poo-Pourri that'll spare you from the dread that comes from a number two in a public restroom. Spray this in the tank before you go and everything can be coming up roses!
9.A pocket shower curtain for ~clearly~ keeping your individual products organized and separate from your roommate's. They can finally fill the edge of the tub with half-empty bottles to their heart's content. You won't even need it.
10.A concave eye mask that'll prevent any light from coming in, even when you open your eyes, so it won't wake you up if you're a light sleeper. Falling asleep in utter darkness? That's my kinda bright idea.
11.A hair finishing stick – basically a natural, plant oil-covered mascara wand that can pick up those pesky baby hairs on the back of your neck or around your hairline. Bad hair days, be gone!
12.A dishwasher net that's gonna make precariously stacking dishes so much safer, shattering your expectations (and not your dinnerware).
14.A dog raincoat that'll keep you from having to give Fido a full-on bath after he's already walked out in the rain and seems officially fed up with water for the day.
15.A pack of plant food spikes for nursing your (dying) living plants back to life. Stick these in the soil and use them for up to two months to care for your plants without really having to do much.
16.A L'Oréal blowout primer – it's gonna help blow dry your hair in a fraction of the time while protecting your precious locks from damage caused by heat tools (no matter your hair type).
17.A stainless steel bottle sealer sure to have you feeling all bubbly inside. Why, you may ask? Because it's designed with a built-up pressure pump at-the-ready to keep your bubbly drinks, you know, bubbly.
18.A bottle of makeup brush shampoo so you can stop making your skin dirty when trying to look fresh. Those nasty skin cells can't wash off themselves, so clean your brushes! Protect your skin!
19.A can of oven cleaner that'll eat up baked-in stains even faster than your roommates eat the treats you bake in it. Remember that time you tried to bake cookies on a cooling rack? Me neither.
20.An iPad screen protector for accident-prone folks who basically have "This is why I can't have nice things" stamped on their forehead. This protects your screen from scratches, cracks, and...yourself.
21.A pack of pimple stickers that, unlike other patches, are made with soothing tea tree and calendula oil that's gonna soak up the gunk under your skin while you go live your life. Or better yet, take a nap.
22.A pack of grooming wipes so you can wipe away messes in an instant and get your dog smelling as fresh as the daisies she was just destroying in the back yard.
23.A pair of anti-nausea bands designed to save your road trip if you have kiddos who get motion sick the minute the key goes in the ignition.
24.A budget planner for when adulthood hits and you realize it may not be practical to spend your grocery budget on White Claw *every* weekend.
25.A rust-removing gel spray that'll make cleaning so easy you'll wish you could use this on the ~rust~ of your chores too.
26.A pair of natural air-purifying bags — a sneaky way to keep your sneakers from smelling like they're owned by someone who refuses to wear socks. You monster.
27.A bottle of fizzing tablets that'll break away the soaked-in scum you've ~bean~ meaning to clean out of your favorite coffee pot.
28.A pair of cut-resistant gloves so you can protect your darling digits from the "sharp" in "sharp cheddar."
29.A silicone "brush" that'll be kind on your pores and help you apply face masks without losing any precious products to clingy bristles.
30.A foaming garbage disposal cleaner so you can clean out whatever mysterious substance is oozing out of your disposal without having to get a plumber's license.
31.An earwax removal oil, because cotton swabs are bad news — your future (fully functioning) eardrums are gonna thank you for using this stuff instead.
33.A dishwasher magnet for households who either need a helpful reminder or new eye glasses, because they seem to have a hard time knowing if dishes are dirty or clean just by looking at them.
34.A pack of 24 vomit bags can have you covered if your hangover doesn't mix with the 6am road trip your family planned. Turns out midnight apple martinis and early morning apple picking don't mix.
35.A bottle of nail and cuticle care oil that'll strengthen your nails and bring them back to life. You need these if getting another broken nail from all those gel manis will be the final nail... in your coffin.
36.A door draft stopper sure to keep you safe and cozy when the temperatures outside are extreme *and* stop your heat from leaking into the hallway, keeping your utility bills down as well!
37.A loose face powder for makeup enthusiasts who want a full-coverage powder foundation that actually lasts a full day — saving your personal style from a certain, sweaty doom.
38.A WubbaNub pacifier that'll be easy to find when your kiddo inevitably throws it and immediately throws a fit. Going out with your youngster is about to be a lot more bearable for you... and everyone within earshot of your baby's incredible lung capacity.
39.A helpful checklist so you can know without a doubt that you have every single thing you need on your next vacation. You will *not* forget your phone charger... again.
40.A cleaning tablet that's gonna easily remove lime, mineral, and food buildup in your dishwasher, letting you wash your dishes in something that's actually clean.
41.A spiffy blind spot mirror that'll make you a parallel parking pro. Your bumper can't wait to thank you.
42.A pair of compression socks said to improve blood circulation, support your Achilles heel, and save you from restless nights when even putting your feet up hasn't helped.
43.A pack of six disposable urinals that'll assist you while camping, on road trips, or with any other urinary emergencies that may arise away from the comfort of a bathroom stall.
44.A multi-use car hammer designed to help you escape from your car in an emergency — use the safety edge slicer to cut through your seatbelt and the rounded hammer to break through windows and windshields.
45.And finally, a pack of six bath bombs for celebrating your thrifty spending skills with a purchase that's truly, well, the ~bomb~.
When people tell me shopping can't solve all my problems: