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Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats — because story time is about to begin!
A few months back, my grandma (the best grandma to ever live in the whole world) was choppin' up a storm in the kitchen when a serious of unfortunate events occurred. Fast-forward to a couple dozen stitches later and here we are — talking about NoCry's cut-resistant gloves.
They're pretty f#@%ing awesome! These gloves have a totally sleek, lightweight design so they don't add a ton of bulk, they're machine-washable, and they're basically made out of the Superman of materials.
And you're gonna need these gloves to give you that superhuman protection — because accidents in the kitchen are real (as proven by my awesome AF grandma and a slew of slightly injured Amazon reviewers)!
People love these gloves (as proven by their 4.6-star rating and 10K+ reviews) but do they work? Yes! The answer is yes and I can say that confidently because reviewers have, in the name of science, straight up tried chopping off their hands while wearing these bad boys!
One guy even took a machete to them! A MACHETE!!!!! That's Quentin Tarantino level shit right there!
These gloves are literal finger savers, and you shouldn't wait until you've lost one to think about buying them!
Get them from Amazon for $10.99 (available in small, medium, large, and extra large).
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.