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1.A rubber mask in delightfully cheery colors that'll give you a nice, smooth baby face... literally.
2.A Fuggler doll with frighteningly realistic teeth — because who wouldn't want a stuffed animal with some unsettlingly Sharp Objects?
3.An adorably teeny (and customizable) jar of eyeballs you can give to your S.O. to tell them, "Eye only have eyes for you, dear."
4.A spider costume for anyone who loves all kinds of crawling critters.
5.A cute unicorn candle that won't cry you a river, but it will cry you a rainbow.
6.A pair of blob fish slippers (or should I say flippers?) to use as an excuse when your feet smell kinda fishy.
7.A Dammit Doll that'll look colorful and fun... until you whack all the stuffing out of it during a frustrated rage.
8.Or a blushing baby demon doll for people who would rather have a monster on top of the bed than under it.
9.A zombie jumpsuit with anatomy as colorful as cotton candy — you're gonna want to wear this organ and again and again.
10.An inky face mask because covering your face in the inky black secretions of a sea creature sounds slightly less creepy when the creature is so cute.
11.A cement planter — you'll never find a better pot to fill up with all your Baby's Breath.
12.A friendly coin-eating bank for people who just can't ~face~ saving their pennies... yet.
13.A botanical skeleton print you can totally keep up after Halloween — the rest of the year would be too ~grim~ without it.
14.A somewhat strange, but very sweet, tongue brush that you and your cat are sure to lick (I mean like) very much.
15.A colorful hairclip for parents who really do have eyes on the back of their heads.
16.A cutie animal sheet mask set that'll have you looking ~furry~ cute in no time!