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    Updated on Jan 31, 2019. Posted on Sep 19, 2018

    21 Creepy Products That Are Also Kind Of Adorable?

    I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

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    1. A rubber mask in delightfully cheery colors that'll give you a nice, smooth baby face... literally.

    sephora.com

    This rubber molding mask uses a cream-to-sheet system so you can easily apply it to your skin without making a mess, while still getting the benefits of a molding mask. This helps penetrate your skin deeper than regular sheet masks, while also making sure every nook and cranny is covered in a luxurious layer of the moisturizing mix. It comes in four types: soothing, firming, brightening, and hydro.

    Get it from Sephora for $12 (available in four styles).

    2. A Fuggler doll with frighteningly realistic teeth — because who wouldn't want a stuffed animal with some unsettlingly Sharp Objects?

    hottopic.com

    TBH probably most people, but they just don't know what's good. By the way, each Fuggler comes as a surprise, meaning you have no idea which terrifying...ly adorably critter you'll be inviting into your home! Good luck!

    Get it from Hot Topic for $20.90.

    3. An adorably teeny (and customizable) jar of eyeballs you can give to your S.O. to tell them, "Eye only have eyes for you, dear."

    etsy.com

    Get it from Badger's Bakery on Etsy for $11.58+ (available in four colors and four styles).

    4. A spider costume for anyone who loves all kinds of crawling critters.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Anyone who says this isn't the cutest costume ever is living in a ~web~ of lies.

    Get it from Amazon for $18.74+ (available in three styles and sizes XS–L).

    5. A cute unicorn candle that won't cry you a river, but it will cry you a rainbow.

    firebox.com

    Get it from Firebox for $26.01.

    6. A pair of blob fish slippers (or should I say flippers?) to use as an excuse when your feet smell kinda fishy.

    amazon.com

    Get them from Amazon for $29.99.

    7. A Dammit Doll that'll look colorful and fun... until you whack all the stuffing out of it during a frustrated rage.

    amazon.com

    It comes in one random color.

    Get it from Amazon for $13.92.

    8. Or a blushing baby demon doll for people who would rather have a monster on top of the bed than under it.

    normanandjules.com

    Get it from Norman & Jules for $150.

    9. A zombie jumpsuit with anatomy as colorful as cotton candy — you're gonna want to wear this organ and again and again.

    etsy.com

    Get it from Badinka on Etsy for $115+ (available in sizes XS–XL).

    10. An inky face mask because covering your face in the inky black secretions of a sea creature sounds slightly less creepy when the creature is so cute.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $21.

    11. A cement planter — you'll never find a better pot to fill up with all your Baby's Breath.

    etsy.com

    This thing is so great even a ~head~ of lettuce would look lovely in it.

    Get it from PeaboPots on Etsy for $42.

    12. A friendly coin-eating bank for people who just can't ~face~ saving their pennies... yet.

    amazon.com

    This bank needs two AA batteries, not included.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in two colors).

    13. A botanical skeleton print you can totally keep up after Halloween — the rest of the year would be too ~grim~ without it.

    etsy.com

    And if you don't mind something this grim sticking around, get the sticker version!

    Get it from Katie Gamb on Etsy for $15.

    14. A somewhat strange, but very sweet, tongue brush that you and your cat are sure to lick (I mean like) very much.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    15. A colorful hairclip for parents who really do have eyes on the back of their heads.

    etsy.com

    ~Iris~ I had this in my hair already!

    Get it from Frosted So Sweet on Etsy for $5.25.

    16. A cutie animal sheet mask set that'll have you looking ~furry~ cute in no time!

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    This includes seven different animal masks.

    Get them from Amazon for $12.

    17. A sweetheart rabbit nightlight everybunny who sees it is going to love.

    goodnightlight.us

    Get it from Goodnight Light for $93 (available in three colors).

    18. A lovely cat candle so satsifying you wish it really could have nine lives.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $34 (available in four colors).

    19. A surprisingly adorable handmade Black Phillip for anyone who can't wait to say, "These are totes my (evil and demonic) goats."

    etsy.com

    Get it from Spook Show Babe Designs on Etsy for $43.50+ (available in three styles).

    20. A brain ring that'll really make you ~think~ about updating your whole jewelry style by including more adorable teeny organs.

    etsy.com

    Get it from Badger's Bakery on Etsy for $11.40 (available in two colors).

    21. And finally, a creepy crochet book so you can make your own creepily cute crawlies from the comfort of your own home.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $11.02.

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