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37 Products You'll Love If You're A Complete And Total Weirdo

In a good way, of course. (Updated on March 5, 2018.)

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1. A beady-eyed bank who'll eat all your spare change.

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Try not to make eye contact with it.

Get it on Amazon for $18.

2. A crying unicorn candle holder for some pretty (but macabre) ambience.

Enjoy watching those rainbow tears fall, you sicko.Get it on Firebox for $26.
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Enjoy watching those rainbow tears fall, you sicko.

Get it on Firebox for $26.

3. A magical coloring book filled with flatulent animals.

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Thankfully, this book is not a scratch-n-sniff.

Get it on Amazon for $5.39.

4. A corgi butt to keep all your change in.

Hmm.Get it on Amazon for $5.99.
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Hmm.

Get it on Amazon for $5.99.

5. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain so you'll always have someone watching you as you bathe.

;) Get it on Amazon for $19.50.
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;)

Get it on Amazon for $19.50.

6. An extremely helpful guide for making crafts with your cat's leftover hair, since there seems to be an endless supply of it.

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Make a whole second cat!

Get it on Amazon for $10.60.

7. A plush stomach because you can't hug your own.

Get it from Plusheez on Etsy for $30.54.
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Get it from Plusheez on Etsy for $30.54.

8. A toilet mug that requires a very strong stomach if you plan on drinking coffee out of it.

Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning toilet water. Get it on Amazon for $12.99.
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Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning toilet water.

Get it on Amazon for $12.99.

9. A wall decal featuring a stock photo model using her inhaler.

Be responsible and display health safety in your home.Get it on Amazon for $25.09.
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Be responsible and display health safety in your home.

Get it on Amazon for $25.09.

10. A set of chewed-gum magnets that work just as well as the real thing.

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Get it on Amazon for $7.50.

11. A set of specimen coasters showing the brain cut into sections.

Perfect for doctors, or people who just really like looking at sliced up brain.Get it on Amazon for $22.90.
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Perfect for doctors, or people who just really like looking at sliced up brain.

Get it on Amazon for $22.90.

12. A set of mini hands for your fingers so you can always lend a hand.

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Thing of the possibilities (like amazing Twitter jokes).

Get 10 on Amazon for $9.99.

13. A delicate ring with an actual tooth in it.

In case you're looking for a non-diamond engagement ring.Get it from Bloody Woods on Etsy for $41.09.
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In case you're looking for a non-diamond engagement ring.

Get it from Bloody Woods on Etsy for $41.09.

14. An adorable blobfish plushie you might be more inclined to snuggle than the real slimeball it's based on.

Get it from Amazon for $44.99.
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Get it from Amazon for $44.99.

15. An eyeball ring that gives off some serious Clockwork Orange vibes.

Perfect for wearing while swigging some milk.Get it on Amazon for $2.30.
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Perfect for wearing while swigging some milk.

Get it on Amazon for $2.30.

16. Creepy spins on garden gnomes, so the rest of your lawn ornaments know to stay in line.

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Your pink flamingos are never going to act up again.

Get the zombie for $59.89 or the butcher for $18.99 on Amazon.

17. A horse pillow case for willingly re-creating the iconic Godfather scene every morning.

Easier and cheaper than pissing off the mob.Get it on Amazon for $5.17.
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Easier and cheaper than pissing off the mob.

Get it on Amazon for $5.17.

18. A French fry purse you can hold your actual fries in.

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Always have food on hand. Always.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99.

19. Gigantic pairs of googly eyes so you can turn your furniture into friends, Pee-wee Herman style.

Get some on Amazon for $6.49.
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Get some on Amazon for $6.49.

20. A fish pouch perfect for keeping your belongings handy.

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And it won't make your pens smell fishy.

Get it on Amazon for $3.34.

21. An eggy stress ball that pukes goo when you squeeze it.

Are you OK, Gudetama???Get it on Amazon for $8.99.
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Are you OK, Gudetama???

Get it on Amazon for $8.99.

22. A sushi bazooka for blasting everyone away with your amazing food skills.

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Get it on Amazon for $12.76.

23. A nose-shaped pencil sharpener because your actual nose won't sharpen anything.

Noses — what are they even good for?Get it on Amazon for $3.75.
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Noses — what are they even good for?

Get it on Amazon for $3.75.

24. A classy poop emoji shirt so you can be subtly weird but still hold down an office job.

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Get it on sale on Betabrand for $68 (also available in dress form for $98).

25. A container of unicorn snot for rubbing glittery boogers all over your body.

Sexy.Get it on Amazon for $9.99 or for $13 on Firebox (available in five colors).
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Sexy.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99 or for $13 on Firebox (available in five colors).

26. A bow tie collar so you can go on a romantic dinner date with your dog.

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You can finally try that spaghetti move from Lady and the Tramp.

Get it on Amazon for $5.99.

27. A collection of dog butt magnets for proudly displaying on your fridge, locker, or fire hydrant.

Get six on Amazon for $12.99 or World Market for $12.99.
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Get six on Amazon for $12.99 or World Market for $12.99.

28. An entire calendar dedicated to everyone's favorite topic: goats in trees.

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Someone's going to have to call the fire department to get them down.

Get it on Amazon for $13.30.

29. A guillotine necklace for French revolutionaries.

Vive la révolution!Get it from MaydayByIda on Etsy for $125.
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Vive la révolution!

Get it from MaydayByIda on Etsy for $125.

30. A set of barrettes with little sprouts on them so you can pretend to be a little forest nymph.

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Add some extra life to your hair.

Get it on Amazon for $2.48.

31. A throw pillow that looks like a fillet of raw fish to make up for all those times you wanted to crawl behind the seafood counter and take a nap.

Sleep with the fish pillows. Get it on Amazon for $8.95.
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Sleep with the fish pillows.

Get it on Amazon for $8.95.

32. A pizza nightlight so you can have sweet, cheesey dreams.

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It works as a friendly reminder to monsters that there are other food options besides children.

Get it on Amazon for $12.95.

33. A scary Halloween mask for taking a cute, wholesome animal and making it TERRIFYING.

We'll never look at pugs the same again.Get it on Amazon for $18.81+.
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We'll never look at pugs the same again.

Get it on Amazon for $18.81+.

34. A tortilla blanket that will let you achieve your dreams of becoming a gigantic burrito.

The guac pillow is extra.Get it on Amazon for $39.95.
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The guac pillow is extra.

Get it on Amazon for $39.95.

35. A tube of pickle lip balm for the sensation of kissing a pickle.

Dill-flavored kisses for everyone.Get it from thecharmingfrog on Etsy for $3.75.
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Dill-flavored kisses for everyone.

Get it from thecharmingfrog on Etsy for $3.75.

36. A kitchen steamer that looks like a pig puddle.

When a lid won't do, there's this weird melted pig snout.Get it on Amazon for $13.48.
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When a lid won't do, there's this weird melted pig snout.

Get it on Amazon for $13.48.

37. And a stuffed giant isopod for people who love falling asleep next to a creepy, crawly sea bug.

Cute?Get it on Amazon for $18.79.
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Cute?

Get it on Amazon for $18.79.

Stay weird, my friends.

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