37 Products You'll Love If You're A Complete And Total Weirdo
In a good way, of course. (Updated on March 5, 2018.)
An extremely helpful guide for making crafts with your cat's leftover hair, since there seems to be an endless supply of it.
A toilet mug that requires a very strong stomach if you plan on drinking coffee out of it.
A wall decal featuring a stock photo model using her inhaler.
A set of specimen coasters showing the brain cut into sections.
An adorable blobfish plushie you might be more inclined to snuggle than the real slimeball it's based on.
An eyeball ring that gives off some serious Clockwork Orange vibes.
Creepy spins on garden gnomes, so the rest of your lawn ornaments know to stay in line.
A horse pillow case for willingly re-creating the iconic Godfather scene every morning.
A fish pouch perfect for keeping your belongings handy.
A sushi bazooka for blasting everyone away with your amazing food skills.
A bow tie collar so you can go on a romantic dinner date with your dog.
An entire calendar dedicated to everyone's favorite topic: goats in trees.
A set of barrettes with little sprouts on them so you can pretend to be a little forest nymph.
A throw pillow that looks like a fillet of raw fish to make up for all those times you wanted to crawl behind the seafood counter and take a nap.
A tortilla blanket that will let you achieve your dreams of becoming a gigantic burrito.
Stay weird, my friends.
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