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1. An egghead mold for a memorable source of protein, lest you leave the house feeling like a zombie once again.
2. A trio of custom tombstones to help mark the herbs of your windowsill garden so no one makes the deathly mistake of putting the wrong one in a recipe.
3. A teakettle with a pleasant whistle that won't compete with the screaming coming from the dungeon.
4. A pair of black shot glasses to help you chase any bitter taste from days you should've never left your cave.
5. A silicone spatula that'll probably outlive every last one of us.
6. A hot-air popcorn popper so you can have a snack with a satisfying crunch while watching your fav slasher.
7. A set of ghoulish flatware that'll match your matte black heart.
8. A tipping teacup perched as precariously as one's mortality.
9. An agate bottle opener to help you fully realize your gaudy goth aesthetic.
10. A dozen washable kitchen towels to add some practical variety to your all-black decor scheme and life.
11. A trio of skull ice molds to help you top off your elixir of choice.
12. A cookie jar for satisfying sugar zombies with one thing on the brain.
13. A pour-over coffee dripper for when you take your coffee — and everything else — black.
14. A hand lighter mug to hold up when Slayer queues up in your morning playlist.
15. And a set of ceramic coffee mugs approp for bone-chilling nights.
16. A grim spoon rest — it just may inspire your epitaph.
17. An aptly named cocktail book full of drink recipes so good you could just die.
18. An immersion blender set that'll store peacefully in its own sleek little coffin, er...case.
19. An opaque growler for toting around your bev of choice with some damn privacy 💉.
20. A utensil holder that can double as an ice bucket when you decide to take a break from red.
21. A double-wall French press as bright as your enemies' future.
22. A horde of creepy tumblers to liven up the Bloody Marys at your next brunch.
23. A pretty dinner plate as inky as the absence of everything.
24. A ceramic pie bird that's a worthy sacrifice to the dessert gods.
25. A set of ceramic canisters that'll serve as a low-key alibi for whatever's inside.
26. A cocktail kit and carrying case you can use to whip up a corpse reviver.
27. A granite-like cutting board that'll only look as cold as your heart.
28. An eggotomically correct mold to give new meaning to soaking up some knowledge.
29. A set of steak knives that'll pack some real bite.
31. A mini SMEG because you've got to keep your vials of blood somewhere.
32. And a limited-edition goth AF KitchenAid Stand Mixer for making homemade meals so good you're ready to meet your maker.
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