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26 Really Weird Products You'll Want To Buy Immediately

For instance, The Secret Life of Squirrels: A Love Story and a bacon-scented stick-on mustache.

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1. A bacon-scented mustache available in a "extra manly" shape. Please remember that the mustache is not edible.

Get it from Amazon for $5.75.
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Get it from Amazon for $5.75.

2. A book that deserves to be hailed as the Romeo and Juliet of this generation.

These squirrels fall in love in fair Verona, but the rivalry between their families will drive them nuts.Get it from Amazon for $7.76+.
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These squirrels fall in love in fair Verona, but the rivalry between their families will drive them nuts.

Get it from Amazon for $7.76+.

3. Temporary tattoos for the person who may Poe-tentially get a real one. These are great for those too nervous to commit.

Get it from Amazon for $6.78.
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Get it from Amazon for $6.78.

4. A garden gnome adored by his friends. They all love and admire his cheeky personality.

Get it from Amazon for $15.95.
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Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

5. A bottle stopper guaranteed to preserve your wine. This chicken is known for being egg-cellent at its job.

Get it from Amazon for $10.43.

6. Giant microbe plushies so adorably contagious, they'll get you sick immediately. Lovesick, that is.

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I'd love to cuddle with this stomach ache (left) and common cold (right).

Get them from Firebox for $11.49 (available in five different microbes).

7. An iron-on patch you may want to turn over to the authorities. It could be an important piece of evidence.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
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Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

8. A rubber purse you should avoid traveling with. It absolutely refuses to cross the road.

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Ugh, what a chicken.

Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

9. A coloring book trying to normalize issues of flatulence within the magical creature community.

Get it from Amazon for $5.39.
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Get it from Amazon for $5.39.

10. A research kit to help you search for a Sasquatch. You'll track one down in no time.

Get it from Amazon for $8.20.
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Get it from Amazon for $8.20.

11. A pen holder you cannot touch. It's a crime scene! Leave the pen alone! You'll contaminate the evidence!

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**touches pen anyway**

Get it from Amazon for $9.36.

12. A giant gummy that's part of a balanced diet. Always remember to eat the recommended dose of oats and brains.

Get it from Amazon for $32.95.
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Get it from Amazon for $32.95.

13. An inflatable eye you can throw around at the beach! In your yard! At your annoying friends! It is a ~ball~ after all.

I'm probably going to buy this in anticipation of Halloween. Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
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I'm probably going to buy this in anticipation of Halloween.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

14. Animal undies from a company that missed out on a huge opportunity by not offering this product in a donkey print.

L O L.

Get them from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in three prints and sizes S–L).

15. An alien egg cookie jar to ward off thieves trying to steal your damn cookies.

Disclaimer: BuzzFeed cannot be held responsible for any persons abducted by aliens trying to locate their eggs. Get it from ThinkGeek for $39.99.
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Disclaimer: BuzzFeed cannot be held responsible for any persons abducted by aliens trying to locate their eggs.

Get it from ThinkGeek for $39.99.

16. A Chia Pet you can't mess up. There's no such thing as messing up a Chia Pet. Only happy accidents.

Bob Ross FTW. Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
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Bob Ross FTW.

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

17. A secret agent in a banana disguise. Due to a string of crimes in the fruit community, this umbrella is going undercover.

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Unfortunately, members of the fruit community are catching on. They know something doesn't smell ripe.

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

18. A toilet topper you should be prepared to punch in the nose. Only if it gets violent, of course.

Are you actually supposed to punch a shark in the nose to disorient it? Asking for a friend. Get it from Amazon for $5.41.
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Are you actually supposed to punch a shark in the nose to disorient it? Asking for a friend.

Get it from Amazon for $5.41.

19. A neck pillow in the shape of a shrimp. While in use, your laugh will transform from a "har har har" to a "tar tar tar."

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Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

20. A therapeutic toe stretcher and separator that fervently believes no toe should be without an accessory.

"He went to Jared!" —my toes. Get it from Amazon for $29.95.
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"He went to Jared!" —my toes.

Get it from Amazon for $29.95.

21. A zipper pouch used to store all the important evidence of a case. It can also hold an excessive number of pennies.

Unfortunately, evidence is often lost. You are very likely to lose this case. Get it from Amazon for $6.95 (available in 16 designs).
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Unfortunately, evidence is often lost. You are very likely to lose this case.

Get it from Amazon for $6.95 (available in 16 designs).

22. A book that depicts ballerinas in action. It features several principle dancers from ACT: American Cat Theatre.

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Get it from Amazon for $9.20+.

23. Peach-flavored gummies guaranteed to add sunshine to your day. They'll make you look at the sunny side of things.

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"Omelette you finish, but these candies are the great candies of all time. Of all time!"

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

24. A shaving bib because seeing stray hairs in your sink is just too much to ~bear~d.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
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Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

25. A 17-month calendar to make your year significantly better. Goats👏wearing👏clothes👏.

Get it from Amazon for $10.56.
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Get it from Amazon for $10.56.

26. And finally, a throw blanket depicting a stripping sloth.

Need I say more? Get it from Amazon for $44.99+.
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Need I say more?

Get it from Amazon for $44.99+.

SO WEIRD. SO COOL.

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