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    26 Really Weird Products You'll Want To Buy Immediately

    For instance, The Secret Life of Squirrels: A Love Story and a bacon-scented stick-on mustache.

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    1. A bacon-scented mustache available in a "extra manly" shape. Please remember that the mustache is not edible.

    2. A book that deserves to be hailed as the Romeo and Juliet of this generation.

    3. Temporary tattoos for the person who may Poe-tentially get a real one. These are great for those too nervous to commit.

    4. A garden gnome adored by his friends. They all love and admire his cheeky personality.

    5. A bottle stopper guaranteed to preserve your wine. This chicken is known for being egg-cellent at its job.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.43.

    6. Giant microbe plushies so adorably contagious, they'll get you sick immediately. Lovesick, that is.

    7. An iron-on patch you may want to turn over to the authorities. It could be an important piece of evidence.

    8. A rubber purse you should avoid traveling with. It absolutely refuses to cross the road.

    9. A coloring book trying to normalize issues of flatulence within the magical creature community.

    10. A research kit to help you search for a Sasquatch. You'll track one down in no time.

    11. A pen holder you cannot touch. It's a crime scene! Leave the pen alone! You'll contaminate the evidence!

    12. A giant gummy that's part of a balanced diet. Always remember to eat the recommended dose of oats and brains.

    13. An inflatable eye you can throw around at the beach! In your yard! At your annoying friends! It is a ~ball~ after all.

    14. Animal undies from a company that missed out on a huge opportunity by not offering this product in a donkey print.

    L O L.

    Get them from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in three prints and sizes S–L).

    15. An alien egg cookie jar to ward off thieves trying to steal your damn cookies.

    16. A Chia Pet you can't mess up. There's no such thing as messing up a Chia Pet. Only happy accidents.

    17. A secret agent in a banana disguise. Due to a string of crimes in the fruit community, this umbrella is going undercover.

    18. A toilet topper you should be prepared to punch in the nose. Only if it gets violent, of course.

    19. A neck pillow in the shape of a shrimp. While in use, your laugh will transform from a "har har har" to a "tar tar tar."

    20. A therapeutic toe stretcher and separator that fervently believes no toe should be without an accessory.

    21. A zipper pouch used to store all the important evidence of a case. It can also hold an excessive number of pennies.

    22. A book that depicts ballerinas in action. It features several principle dancers from ACT: American Cat Theatre.

    23. Peach-flavored gummies guaranteed to add sunshine to your day. They'll make you look at the sunny side of things.

    24. A shaving bib because seeing stray hairs in your sink is just too much to ~bear~d.

    25. A 17-month calendar to make your year significantly better. Goats👏wearing👏clothes👏.

    26. And finally, a throw blanket depicting a stripping sloth.


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