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30 Gorgeous Products For Anyone With A Morbid Mind

If looks could kill, these products would.

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1. A box set of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (with the original artwork by Stephen Gammell). These are selling out so fast it's ~scary~, so act quick before this darkness no longer exists!

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These are the illustrations of our '90s childhood nightmares.

Promising review: "If you are going to buy these books, this is the place to get them, in this specific set. I had to search a bit to find the original set, because the new box set doesn't include the original art. If you're familiar with these books, the original art is breathtaking and about as spooky, eerie, and disturbing as it gets." —mr. big

Get them (used) from Amazon for $18.98.

2. A gothic tarot deck you're gonna cling to when your cards don't play out in life.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $39.99 or for a less expensive peak into your future, grab this classic deck from Amazon for $14.79.
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Get them from Urban Outfitters for $39.99 or for a less expensive peak into your future, grab this classic deck from Amazon for $14.79.

3. A kisa candle for anyone who has a ~burning~ love for cats, sleek or skeletal.

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Promising review: "The first thing you will notice about these candles is the exceptional packaging. I was worried that shipping might squish some of the corners (being that it’s based on geometric squares), but it arrived in pristine condition due to the company’s packaging. The second thing you will notice is the quality wax used which is both clean smelling and burning. Third, the candle melts just like the pictures! It's super cool and a great conversation piece. This is such a cool concept and has provided me with multiple gift ideas for my friends. I will continue to order these." —Erin Lederer

Get it from Amazon for $34.

4. A ouiji handbag that'll easily be your favorite ~possession.~

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Get it from Stuff of The Dead on Etsy for $47.99 or get a similar one from Walmart for $37.99.

5. A metal seance wallet which just might ~change~ your relationship with the afterlife.

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Promising review: "This is such an amazing little case. I use it as a card and money holder. I always get compliments on it. It's small, versatile, and sturdy. I am very happy with my purchase." —phantomco

Get it from Amazon for $16.95.

6. A cape dress you can casually wear anywhere you want a little vampire attire.

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Get it from ModCloth for $37.97 (available in sizes XS–4X).

7. An empowering (spell) book of poems every witch can learn from.

Get it from Amazon for $11.98, Urban Outfitters for $14.99, or from a local seller through IndieBound here.
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Get it from Amazon for $11.98, Urban Outfitters for $14.99, or from a local seller through IndieBound here.

8. An occult candle or a skull candle that's sure to ease your spirit in this life... and the next.

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Get the ones on the left from Burke & Hare Co. on Etsy for $18 and the one on the right from Amazon for $15 (available in seven colors).

9. A crystal water bottle that'll definitely give you ~energy.~

Get it from Free People for $80+ (available in four styles) or get a similar one from Amazon for $49.99 (available in three styles).
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Get it from Free People for $80+ (available in four styles) or get a similar one from Amazon for $49.99 (available in three styles).

10. A coloring book for anyone who loves art... and arsenic.

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Promising review: "This coloring book is great! It’s humorous and all of the pictures are well drawn. I really enjoyed the little intention in the front of the book. I definitely recommend this for any murderinos who are looking for a fun gift for either themselves or a fellow murderino!" —A. Strauser

Get it from Amazon or Barnes & Noble for $7.92 or from a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

11. A romantic black bird to elegantly decorate your home with the forces of (dismal) nature.

Get it from Tamar Mogendorff for $325.
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Get it from Tamar Mogendorff for $325.

12. A coffin cell phone case you'll be ~dying~ to slip on your cell.

Get it from Valfré for $38 (available for iPhone 6–8+).
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Get it from Valfré for $38 (available for iPhone 6–8+).

13. A striking photograph of an abandoned Icelandic church as gorgeous as it is lonely for anyone who sees the beauty in isolation.

Get it from Swap Shop Kid on Etsy for $30+ (available in four sizes).
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Get it from Swap Shop Kid on Etsy for $30+ (available in four sizes).

14. A skeleton dress you're gonna want to get your ~hands~ on before it's too late.

Get it from Asos for $25 (available in sizes 6–12).
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Get it from Asos for $25 (available in sizes 6–12).

15. An occult shirt that'll show summoning demons is (adorable!) child's play.

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Get it from Amazon for $10.99+ (mens) or $14.99 (womens) or from Hot Topic for $18.32.

16. A witchy print or a companion print that'll make your home the perfect ~haunt.~

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Get them from Alexandra Dvornikova on Society6 for $19.99+ (the one on the left, available in four sizes) and $17.99+ (the one on the right, available in three sizes).

17. A pair of thick sunnies that are gonna make even the brightest summer days dark.

Get them from Unique Vintage for $58.
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Get them from Unique Vintage for $58.

18. A coffee mug for the person who knows how to make the perfect brew.

Get it from Look Human for $12.99+ (available in two sizes).
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Get it from Look Human for $12.99+ (available in two sizes).

19. A book of cemeteries you'll need to visit before (and after) you die.

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Promising review: "I love this book! It's so beautifully bound and designed that I've put it on my coffee table and it looks great! It's well written and interesting!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $17.50, Barnes & Noble for $20.27, or from a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

20. A hidden mother necklace that'll be just your daguerreotype.

Learn more about hidden mother photography.Get it from Sarah Collins Studio on Etsy for $30+ (available in eight lengths).
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Learn more about hidden mother photography.

Get it from Sarah Collins Studio on Etsy for $30+ (available in eight lengths).

21. An impeccably detailed ring with a face you're gonna love, baby!

Get it from VeraMeat for $68 (available in four styles and sizes 4–8.5).
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Get it from VeraMeat for $68 (available in four styles and sizes 4–8.5).

22. An HD version of The Witch — an absolutely stunning historical horror film that *may* make you afraid of petting zoos (and pilgrims) for the rest of your days.

Promising review: "This is not your run of the mill scream and gore flick. This is a terrifying period piece. People go to see horror movies to have an innocent good time. This is truly scary. It is disturbing. It is everything that we try to forget about where we came from in this country — a true 1630s, puritan, early American settlers' horror story. This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Real nightmares. The kind that truly make you wonder about your sanity. I'm going to be thinking about this film for days, and it will actually haunt my nights. It's not traditional gore and knives and 'don't go into the basement/don't check out the scary noise' movie fun. This hits the psyche where it hurts. I can't praise this film enough — it's everything I want from a horror flick, and everything it seems like I can never get. All the stars to this film — this is ART. And it is amazing." —DesireeBuy it from Amazon for $7.99 or rent it for $3.99. You can also get the DVD from Walmart for $3.74.
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Promising review: "This is not your run of the mill scream and gore flick. This is a terrifying period piece. People go to see horror movies to have an innocent good time. This is truly scary. It is disturbing. It is everything that we try to forget about where we came from in this country — a true 1630s, puritan, early American settlers' horror story. This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Real nightmares. The kind that truly make you wonder about your sanity. I'm going to be thinking about this film for days, and it will actually haunt my nights. It's not traditional gore and knives and 'don't go into the basement/don't check out the scary noise' movie fun. This hits the psyche where it hurts. I can't praise this film enough — it's everything I want from a horror flick, and everything it seems like I can never get. All the stars to this film — this is ART. And it is amazing." —Desiree

Buy it from Amazon for $7.99 or rent it for $3.99. You can also get the DVD from Walmart for $3.74.

23. A ceramic tombstone art of a head or a hand you're gonna love, even if it gives your guests the wrong ~impression.~

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Get it from Grey Squirrel Studio on Etsy for $20 (the head) and $13 (the hand).

24. A set of skulls delivered to your door that'll redefine what it means when people say direct mail is ~dead.~

Promising review: "I've gotten four of these boxes so far and am looking forward to my next one! I received a chinchilla skull this month! The skulls and other beautiful surprises have been quality additions to my home month after month. This is such a creative and thoughtful subscription box!" —ShannonGet it from CrateJoy for $24.99+/month.
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Promising review: "I've gotten four of these boxes so far and am looking forward to my next one! I received a chinchilla skull this month! The skulls and other beautiful surprises have been quality additions to my home month after month. This is such a creative and thoughtful subscription box!" —Shannon

Get it from CrateJoy for $24.99+/month.

25. A backpack sure to hold all your most precious remains.

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Get it from Hot Topic for $42.90 or get a similar one from Walmart for $59.99.

26. A tarot tapestry that's gonna be the ~star~ of your dark decor.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39 (available in three styles).
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39 (available in three styles).

27. A funny and lovely My Favorite Murder necklace any murderino would ~kill~ for.

Get it from KB Craft Works on Etsy for $14+ (available in three colors, with or without charm) and if you're not a murderino but still want a sharp little charm, grab this clever necklace from Amazon for $9.75 (available in four colors).
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Get it from KB Craft Works on Etsy for $14+ (available in three colors, with or without charm) and if you're not a murderino but still want a sharp little charm, grab this clever necklace from Amazon for $9.75 (available in four colors).

28. A duvet cover that looks like it came straight off the American Horror Story set.

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Get it from Society6 for $88.99+ (available in five sizes) or get a similarly scary set on Amazon for $37.95+ (available in four sizes).

29. A gloomy vintage print that'll prove you're not ~clowning around~ when it comes to your assortment of morbid decor.

Get it from Antiquephotoarchive on Etsy for $5+ (available in six sizes).
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Get it from Antiquephotoarchive on Etsy for $5+ (available in six sizes).

30. And a set of eight eyeballs you won't wanna wait to ~see~ all around your house.

Get a set of eight from Grandin Road for $29.
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Get a set of eight from Grandin Road for $29.

Me, ~unfortunately~ waving "goodbye" to my paycheck.

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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.