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My maternal grandmother went to a bar with a friend to see a blues band. She saw my dad and in a drunken stupor she decided to bring him home to meet her daughter (my mom). My mom was sleeping before going in to her shift at the hospital when my grandma showed up with this harmonica… Read More

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I was teaching fourth grade and in the middle of a read aloud when a girl threatened to chop the off the genitals of another student. They had been in a “relationship” and broke up. She then went into a cabinet, got out scissors, and chased the boy. The rest of the girls began chasing… Read More

My first boyfriend in high school gave me a shoebox (not wrapped or anything, just an old shoebox) filled with latex condoms (I’m allergic to latex) and lube. That was it. They were just thrown in a shoebox that was given to me in front of my parents. He also encouraged me to open… Read More

He proceeded to keep going about his “size”... I responded with the link to Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress me Much”. After a few more penis comments and rebuttals, he unmatched me. ??‍♀️

Went to chipotle and the dude insulted me the ENTIRE time. Everything he said was either a direct or indirect jab that proceeded for the entirety of the date. When I got in my car, he proceeded to say, "You aren't going to offer me a ride?" He then without waiting for a response gets… Read More

For whatever reason, my dad walks around our yard in his underwear, during the day! The worst though was during Homecoming week my senior year... He was outside naked while kids were all over our neighborhood tping houses... He still doesn't get why I'm embarrassed.

"People generally see what they look for and hear what they listen for." - To Kill a Mockingbird

We decided to bring the outside in. We had AstroTurf lining our entire hallway. Had huge tree branches and plants throughout the hall, and we had working fountains. We blasted music, and we set up umbrellas and beach chairs. None of us went to class all day; we just enjoyed ourselves… Read More