Earlier this week, Twitter user @mahsyako asked people to "flirt like a straight man." People shared their answers, and let me just tell you, I'm not even close to being straight, but I know these are accurate AF.
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Here's what they said:
1.
@mahsyako “What’s up” “I’m (taking a shower/ laying in bed/ eating)” “Without me? 😏
2.
@mahsyako "Ur hands are so small look how big mine are in comparison ahha"
3.
@mahsyako hey hi what's up lol hey wyd haha hey
4.
@mahsyako *sends your post to your dm* : 😍😍😍😍
5.
replied to your story: when you cookin for me? 👀 https://t.co/gT8uDVZCGm
6.
reacted to your story: 😍 https://t.co/HmU0lvU4cO
7.
@mahsyako replies to your stories: 🔥🔥🔥
8.
@mahsyako you fine asf
9.
@mahsyako where’s my hug?
10.
@mahsyako Hey
11.
@mahsyako "You're not like other girls"
12.
@mahsyako Haven’t seen you in a while 👀 miss you
13.
@mahsyako “You look so much better when you smile haha”
14.
@mahsyako *doing anything* "Without me? 😮" "Where's my invite? 😮" *eating food* "Where's mine? 😮" "You gonna share? 👀"
15.
@mahsyako 🤦♀️
16.
@mahsyako Smile, beautiful!
17.
@mahsyako why ur sad ur so pretty