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People Are Sharing Examples Of How Straight Men Flirt And It's Hilarious And Accurate

Hey.

Earlier this week, Twitter user @mahsyako asked people to "flirt like a straight man." People shared their answers, and let me just tell you, I'm not even close to being straight, but I know these are accurate AF.

Here's what they said:

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@mahsyako “What’s up” “I’m (taking a shower/ laying in bed/ eating)” “Without me? 😏

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@mahsyako "Ur hands are so small look how big mine are in comparison ahha"

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@mahsyako hey hi what's up lol hey wyd haha hey

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@mahsyako *sends your post to your dm* : 😍😍😍😍

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replied to your story: when you cookin for me? 👀 https://t.co/gT8uDVZCGm

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reacted to your story: 😍 https://t.co/HmU0lvU4cO

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@mahsyako replies to your stories: 🔥🔥🔥

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@mahsyako Haven’t seen you in a while 👀 miss you

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@mahsyako “You look so much better when you smile haha”

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@mahsyako *doing anything* "Without me? 😮" "Where's my invite? 😮" *eating food* "Where's mine? 😮" "You gonna share? 👀"

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@mahsyako why ur sad ur so pretty

Ever received a message like these? Or something even cringier? Let me know in the comments below!