My husband and I were in the adoption process—we decided to foster through social services and then adopt. My MIL told us that our children would be genetically inferior.
She’s also called me the Spawn of Satan, and then called a couple days later acting like nothing happened.
We…Â
1) start taking a stool softener daily about a week before your due date. First post-baby poo isn't the best of things, but this will help drastically
2) buy Depends. Seriously. And wear them instead of the weird hospital mesh panties they give you. You will probably wear them for…Â
Whenever they do musical episodes. WTF...no. They've never sang before and all of a sudden a whole episode is song and coordinated dance?! Uuuugggghhhhhh...
During a test, I saw a student pull a huge, stringy booger out of their nose--like, we're talking 3 inches long. They then looked at it in awe, and then slurped it up like a spaghetti noodle.
I honestly thought I was going to puke seeing it. I stuck my head out of the door of my…Â
We don't know, which is what makes it scary. I won't ever let someone into my home because of this. It got so bad at our house I finally got a German Shepherd. She is good at deterring visitors lol
I get my kids ready to go back to school by secretly willing the days to go by faster...by the end of the summer, they are driving me batshit crazy. #mommyof4
Oh, and we have reading time every day during the summer, and I start the early morning wake up a week before school actually…Â
Babies can't help the way that they act on a plane. I'd rather sit in front of a baby than a loud mouth, nasty person who is rude to the flight staff and the people around him/her.
Honestly, a baby is the least of my worries on a flight.
I just gave birth to my daughter 12 days ago--unmedicated, 28 hours of labor, natural birth. It was the absolute hardest, most physically exhausting task I've ever endured. I couldn't even open my eyes when I was pushing because of how tired, exhausted, and painful it was...until…Â
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