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    Excuse Me But Cara Delevingne At The Royal Wedding Is Proof That God Is A Lesbian

    It's just science and facts.

    Over yonder in London town today, there was a Tier 2 royal wedding that took place. One of the Queen's other grandchildren, Princess Eugenie — who is the cousin to Prince William and Prince Harry — got married.

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    And yah, I'm happy for them and think it's great and she looked beautiful and blah blah blah...

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    But the real important thing here is Cara Delevingne at this wedding. Cause oh mylanta!!! I just got 12X gayer.

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    Other phrases to express my current feelings are: Hot diggity dog!!! BAZINGA! Mammaaaaa mia! Zoinks! EUREKA! And, praise be, hallelujah, amen!

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    I mean, SHE HAS NO RIGHT!!!

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    JK, she has all the right.

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    As ze French would say, zis is a lewk.

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    Le suit.

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    Le hat.

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    Le toothpick in her mouth (lol, random, but hot).

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    Writing this post has made me sweaty.

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    In conclusion: God is not just a DJ, but also a lesbian, it's official!!!

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    Bye!

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