Buzz·Posted on 14 Feb 201416 Startlingly Lame Valentine's Day Press ReleasesValentine's Day: the ultimate excuse to try and sell you a bunch of crap.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Love is... finding a dependable lighting solution. 2. Love is... business. 3. Love is... getting your taxes in order. 4. Love is... targeting criminals. 5. Love is... a cut-price hair loss assessment. 6. Love is... a new bathroom. 7. Love is... finding the ultimate storage solution. 8. Love is... protecting your smartphone against damage. 9. Love is... buying figs. 10. Love is... self-conscious "banter" between brand Twitter accounts. 11. Love is... the chance to win a date with Ryan Gosling! 12. Love is... Take Me Out. 13. Love is... a Lego rose. 14. Love is... gambling. 15. Love is... vanquishing halitosis. 16. Love is... disappointment.