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16 Startlingly Lame Valentine's Day Press Releases

Valentine's Day: the ultimate excuse to try and sell you a bunch of crap.

1. Love is... finding a dependable lighting solution.

2. Love is... business.

3. Love is... getting your taxes in order.

4. Love is... targeting criminals.

5. Love is... a cut-price hair loss assessment.

6. Love is... a new bathroom.

7. Love is... finding the ultimate storage solution.

8. Love is... protecting your smartphone against damage.

9. Love is... buying figs.

10. Love is... self-conscious "banter" between brand Twitter accounts.

11. Love is... the chance to win a date with Ryan Gosling!

12. Love is... Take Me Out.

13. Love is... a Lego rose.

14. Love is... gambling.

15. Love is... vanquishing halitosis.

16. Love is... disappointment.