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2,321 Words For Drunk, Ranked

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2321. Whittled

2320. Skrilla

2319. Drucking Funk

2318. Boxed

2317. Ripe

2316. Trolleyed

2315. Snake-Bitten

2314. Gowed-Up

2313. Molly

2312. Looking Through A Glass

2311. In The Crowning Office

2310. Malt Above The Meal

2309. Flaked

2308. Drunk As A Rat

2307. Cornblasted

2306. Amuck

2305. Coxy-Loxy

2304. Beered

2303. Gone Under

2302. Flattened

2301. Torn

2300. Starting To Feel Rosy

2299. About Full

2298. Shouting Oneself Hoarse

2297. Glassy-Eyed

2296. Starting To Glow

2295. Racked

2294. Crocus

2293. Knocked One's Link Out

2292. Has A Slant On

2291. Kerschnickered

2290. Mulled

2289. Tapped

2288. Swallowed A Sailor

2287. Hung Out The Flag Of Defiance

2286. Looked On The Wine When It Was Red

2285. Taken A Horn

2284. Ratted

2283. Pissed As A Parrot

2282. Juiced-Up

2281. Lagered

2280. Bob, Harry & Dick

2279. Drunk As A Tapster

2278. A Date With Sir John Goa

2277. Carrying A Full Cargo

2276. Mellow

2275. Unkdray

2274. Swined

2273. Drunk As Blazes

2272. Feeling Juiced

2271. Tight

2270. Jacked

2269. Madza-Beargered

2268. Shot Down

2267. Bibacious

2266. Slugger

2265. Fuzzled

2264. Dazed

2263. Seeing Things That Aren't There

2262. Pissed Out Of One's Mind

2261. Blewed

2260. Paralytic

2259. Fractured

2258. Pied

2257. Dragging One's Bottom

2256. Has Taken A Chiruping Glass

2255. Plated

2254. Feeling One's Drink

2253. Burns With A Low Flame

2252. Stocked

2251. Stuccoed

2250. Haywire

2249. Glowed

2248. Squamed

2247. Zozzled

2246. French-Fried

2245. Befuddled

2244. Slug-Nutty

2243. Carrying Red Lights

2242. Incapable

2241. Blistered

2240. A Public Mess

2239. Topped

2238. Shiny

2237. Sotted In The Main Brace

2236. Imbibed Too Freely

2235. Afu

2234. Freaked

2233. Riding The Porcelain Bus

2232. Potched

2231. Podgy

2230. Cuckoo

2229. Knocked

2228. Flickered

2227. Up A Stump

2226. Rolled Off The Sofa

2225. Canonized

2224. Pifflicated

2223. Free And Easy

2222. Wholly Wassailed

2221. Ebriose

2220. Ashed

2219. Piffed

2218. As Wise As Solomon

2217. Fou As A Coo

2216. Toxic

2215. Pissed As A Pig

2214. Been To Bungay Fair And Broke Both One's Legs

2213. Mesmerized

2212. Swerved

2211. Whiskied

2210. Bacchus-Bulged

2209. Impixocated

2208. Spifflo

2207. Damp

2206. Cheerfulish

2205. Top-Heavy

2204. Pitching A Leave

2203. Corkscrewing

2202. Uppity

2201. Lubricated

2200. Aroused

2199. Winy

2198. Furschnickered

2197. Has An Edge On

2196. Starting To Spoil

2195. Housed

2194. Givin' The Town Hell With The Hide Off

2193. Bowzed

2192. Quenched

2191. Screwed, Blued And Tattooed

2190. A Sheet Or Two To The Wind

2189. Cut In The Leg

2188. Scammered

2187. Deceived In Liquor

2186. Chateaued

2185. Grogged

2184. Drunk As A Handcart

2183. Preaching

2182. Cut Over The Head

2181. Got One's Little Hat On

2180. Hiccus

2179. Swatched

2178. Swilled

2177. Blootered

2176. One's Malt Above One's Wheat

2175. Drowning One's Reason In The Bottle

2174. Can't Lie On The Ground Without Holding On

2173. Road Hugging

2172. Seeing Things That Ain't In Natural History

2171. Cornered

2170. Kettled

2169. Full As A Goose

2168. Drenching The Gizzard

2167. High As A Lone Star Pine

2166. Para

2165. Zapped

2164. Humming

2163. Amiably Incandescent

2162. Florious

2161. Mugged

2160. Someone Blew Out One's Pilot Light

2159. Biled

2158. Kicking One's Heels

2157. Imbibed Not Wisely But Well

2156. Alcoholled

2155. Sparked

2154. Smockered

2153. Hit On The Head By The Tavern

2152. Unsober

2151. Potsville

2150. Drunk As A Nurse At Christening

2149. Muzzled

2148. Fried To The Eyebrows

2147. A Jag On

2146. Drunk As A Besom

2145. Decanted

2144. Coasting

2143. Soberly Challenged

2142. Hearing The Owl Hoot

2141. Soused To The Ears

2140. Underway

2139. Swigged

2138. Messed

2137. Goat Drunk

2136. Sleazy

2135. Tight As A Rat

2134. Hung Out The Bloody Flag

2133. Whisky Sodden

2132. One's Head On Backwards

2131. Lifted

2130. Cornblinded

2129. Gingered

2128. Bewitched

2127. Has A Permasmile

2126. Wined

2125. Laying One On

2124. Fried On Both Sides

2123. Keeping One's Sails

2122. Moonshined

2121. Listing To Starboard

2120. Unsensed

2119. Staggerish

2118. Unglued

2117. Bull-Dozed

2116. Perked

2115. Whipsy

2114. Bunged

2113. Drunk As A Wheelbarrow

2112. Het Up

2111. Lushington Is One's Master

2110. Warming

2109. Drunk As A Log

2108. Corky

2107. Running Amok

2106. Barmy

2105. Heated

2104. A Brewer

2103. Gummixed

2102. Drunk As A Plymouth Fiddler

2101. Striped

2100. Saturated

2099. Full As A Lord

2098. Loop-Legged

2097. Sunk

2096. Muffed

2095. Wuzzy

2094. Starting To Feel Good

2093. Drunk As A Fowl

2092. Maroc

2091. Piper-Fou

2090. Laid Out Like A Rug

2089. 86ed

2088. Been On Sentry

2087. Blind Chance

2086. Cupshotten

2085. Pealaid

2084. Hopped To The Eyelids

2083. Wine-Potted

2082. Toxicated

2081. Tanked

2080. Fozzed

2079. Been Looking Through Rose-Colored Glasses

2078. Going To Jerusalem

2077. Discombobulated

2076. Biargered

2075. Crapsick

2074. Fupped Duck

2073. Keg-Legged

2072. Paled

2071. Lion-Drunk

2070. Priddy

2069. Tweased

2068. Wee-Weed

2067. Drunk As Hell

2066. Somebody Stole One's Rudder

2065. Iron-Plated

2064. Haunted With Evil Spirits

2063. Cocking The Elbow

2062. Hit And Missed

2061. Heated With Brandy

2060. Liquorish

2059. Blonked

2058. Spoony

2057. Has The Blue Johnnies

2056. Buckled

2055. Teed

2054. Praying To The Porcelain God

2053. Plumb Drunk

2052. Ding'swizzled

2051. Gory-Eyed

2050. Bent And Broken

2049. Tippled

2048. Sober As A Judge On Friday

2047. Thrown Down

2046. Commencin' To Feel It

2045. Flaring

2044. Mortally Drunk

2043. Kissing The Cap

2042. Tuppence On The Can

2041. Cider Drunk

2040. Seeing Double And Feeling Single

2039. Bet One's Kettle

2038. Has The Malt Above The Water

2037. Biting One's Name In

2036. Maudlin

2035. Fully Tanked

2034. Grudo

2033. Hooched

2032. Shipwrecked

2031. Floating High

2030. Boska

2029. Spreeish

2028. Copped An Elephant

2027. Pilfered

2026. Hyped

2025. In The Tank

2024. Besotten

2023. Spanked

2022. Scrooched

2021. Temulent

2020. Been Crooking The Elbow

2019. Lit Like Broadway

2018. Boggled

2017. Seeing Pink Spiders

2016. Stupid Legged

2015. Kalied

2014. Drunk With A Continuando

2013. Coarse

2012. Simply Stinko

2011. Harty

2010. Gordoned

2009. Whipsed

2008. Called The Wharf Cat

2007. Got One's Shoes Full

2006. Shattered

2005. Snackered

2004. Drunk Oneself Dead

2003. Cutting One's Wolf Loose

2002. Tight-Wadded

2001. Drank The Three Outs

2000. Under Full Sail

1999. In A Vise

1998. Spiffled

1997. Hepped

1996. Bashed

1995. Illuminated With Champagne

1994. Full As Two Race Trains

1993. Bottled

1992. Bombed Out Of One's Kugs

1991. Washing One's Neck

1990. Sponge-Eyed

1989. Blammed

1988. Has A Crown-Fire

1987. Ripped To The Tits

1986. Pifted

1985. Selling Buicks

1984. Caught One

1983. Hearing The Birdies Sing

1982. Done A Daniel Boone

1981. Hosed

1980. Assed

1979. Delerit

1978. Slippery

1977. Watching Ant Races

1976. Skew-Whiff

1975. Goofed

1974. Roasted

1973. Better If One's Gone Twice After The Same Load

1972. Flipped

1971. Martin

1970. Full As A Fiddle

1969. Upped The Buckets

1968. Fizzled

1967. Commode-Hugging

1966. More Or Less In Liquor

1965. Thick-Legged

1964. Buoyed

1963. Hooted

1962. Has Punch Aboard

1961. Topy

1960. Far Out

1959. Got 'Em Thick

1958. Cut In The Back

1957. Beastly

1956. Staggered By Firewater

1955. Bottoms

1954. Vapor-Locked

1953. Tight As A Drum

1952. Sploshed

1951. Drunk As A King

1950. Can't Walk A Chalk

1949. Toasted

1948. Completely Squashed

1947. Drunk As Blaizers

1946. Gargled

1945. Inter Poculis

1944. Feeling One's Liquor

1943. Lumped

1942. Drunk As A Piper-Fou

1941. Whisky-Shot

1940. Sloppy

1939. Rooked

1938. Golfed

1937. Rummy

1936. Round The Bend

1935. Imbibed Giggle Water

1934. Topped Off

1933. Wetting The Whistle

1932. Drunk As Dancing Pigs

1931. Chasing The Kettle

1930. Has Tied On The Bear

1929. Pafisticated

1928. Heeled Over

1927. Merry

1926. Half A Load On

1925. Snot-Flinging

1924. Biffed

1923. Beyond Salvage

1922. Blah

1921. There With The Goods

1920. Besoppen

1919. Made Too Free With John Barleycorn

1918. Packaged

1917. Dismantled

1916. Squished

1915. Drunk As A Sailor

1914. Boggy

1913. Been Having The Eyes Opened

1912. Stewed

1911. Flat-Ass

1910. Edged

1909. Served-Up

1908. Blind As A Beetle

1907. Bought The Sack

1906. Bowzered

1905. Fairly Ripped

1904. Tumbling

1903. Jazzed-Up

1902. Bombarded

1901. Woofled

1900. Hot Coppers

1899. Snabble-De-Dabbled

1898. Perved

1897. Guyed Out

1896. Gooned

1895. How-Come-Ye-So

1894. Illuminated

1893. Fortified

1892. Cranberry-Eyed

1891. Packing

1890. Uncorked

1889. Showing One's Drink

1888. Drunk As A Whistle

1887. Jungled

1886. Shellacked The Goldfish Bowl

1885. In The Satchel

1884. Drunker Than A Skunk

1883. Smuckered

1882. Sotally Tober

1881. Giving Nature A Fillup

1880. Reeling And Kneeling

1879. Splifficated

1878. Sniggled

1877. Pinko

1876. Completely Gone

1875. Taken In Some O-Be-Joyful

1874. Bokoo Soused

1873. Bungay Fair

1872. Pished

1871. Good-Humored

1870. Ishkimmish

1869. Got One's Nightcap On

1868. Brewed

1867. Chock-A-Block

1866. Pipped

1865. Krank

1864. Passed Out Cold

1863. Ripped And Wrecked

1862. Moofing

1861. Spoiling

1860. Stinko Paralytico

1859. Feeling The Thick

1858. Dithered

1857. Has Made An Example

1856. Wamble-Stomached

1855. Sot

1854. End Of The Line

1853. Toppled

1852. Swacko

1851. Mopping It Down

1850. Scudded

1849. Very Weary

1848. Shaved

1847. Inundated

1846. Drumbled

1845. Drowning One's Sorrows In The Wreathed Cup

1844. Has Business On Both Sides Of The Way

1843. Soggy

1842. Belted

1841. Faded

1840. Flooded

1839. Potsed

1838. Shammered

1837. Fox

1836. Drunk As A Fiddler's Clerk

1835. Snapped

1834. Tosticated

1833. Pepst

1832. Bezzled

1831. Flat-Out

1830. Full Cargo Aboard

1829. Hanging One On

1828. Unbalanced

1827. Snoozamarooed

1826. Caught Off One's Hobbyhorse

1825. Topsy-Mosy

1824. Drowned The Shamrock

1823. Lights

1822. Chipper

1821. Loose

1820. Swallowed A Hare

1819. Tuned

1818. Muddled

1817. Starting To Show One's Drink

1816. In A Terrible State Of Chassis

1815. Bashing It

1814. Daquifried

1813. Absent

1812. Dragged

1811. Fou As A Piper

1810. Upsy

1809. Fuzzy Headed

1808. Junked

1807. Tip-Top

1806. In The Ditch

1805. Drunken As A Guest At Hippodamia's Wedding

1804. Laughing Jag

1803. Cacko

1802. Crazy

1801. Seen The Governor

1800. Bluey

1799. Juiced

1798. Blind To The World

1797. Googly-Eyed

1796. Ydrunken

1795. Feeling Right Royal

1794. Zippered

1793. Brain Dead

1792. Flared

1791. Pissant

1790. At Peace With The Floor

1789. Flown With The Wild Turkey

1788. Busted

1787. Entered

1786. Stiff As A Plank

1785. Boshy

1784. Can't Bite One's Thumb

1783. Spiffilo

1782. Copasetic

1781. Well-Fixed

1780. Seeing By Twos

1779. Kicked In The Guts

1778. Hoodman Blind

1777. Kraeusened

1776. Activated

1775. Flambéd

1774. Hotsy-Totsy

1773. Gonged

1772. Pissed-Up

1771. Hunted A Tavern Fox

1770. Plenty

1769. Bladdered

1768. Slipping

1767. Lit Like A Cathedral

1766. Chagrined

1765. Fluffed

1764. Piran

1763. Led Astray

1762. Wide-Eyed And Legless

1761. Heels A Little

1760. Tinned

1759. Stoned On The Suds

1758. Zinzagged

1757. A Date With John Barleycorn

1756. Copped A Crane

1755. Sprung

1754. Slewy

1753. Higher Than A Kite

1752. Drunker Than A Hoot Owl

1751. Sappy

1750. Sopping Wet

1749. Tight As A Lord

1748. Wrong Around The Corner

1747. Past Gone

1746. Booze Blind

1745. Bowsy

1744. Full Of Hops

1743. Country

1742. A-Showin' It

1741. Taken One Over The Eight

1740. Distinguished

1739. Tossicated

1738. Boozy

1737. Has A Big Head

1736. Heady

1735. Capsized

1734. Blitzed

1733. God's Own Drunk

1732. Cooked

1731. Listing

1730. Stark Raving Drunk

1729. Sucky

1728. Croaked

1727. Sewed Up

1726. In The Grip Of The Grape

1725. Lit Like A Store Window

1724. Bit By A Fox

1723. Has A Nose To Light Candles At

1722. Pixie Led

1721. Stung

1720. Wooshed

1719. He's A King

1718. Pepped

1717. Zeroed

1716. Popeyed

1715. Shellacked

1714. Rocked

1713. Gaffed

1712. Shitfaced

1711. Spliced

1710. Sold One's Senses

1709. Dinky

1708. Drink Taken

1707. Hornson

1706. Starting To Feel Pretty Good

1705. Seasoned

1704. Mountous

1703. Full To The Brim

1702. Thick-Lipped

1701. Beamfilled

1700. Wiggy

1699. Lost One's Royal Rudder

1698. Breaky Leg

1697. Pegged

1696. Reely

1695. Kailed

1694. Whacky

1693. Bright-Eyed

1692. Whazooed

1691. Drunker Than 300 Dollars

1690. Pertish

1689. Speared

1688. Mug

1687. Full As The Family Po

1686. High To Picking Cotton

1685. Stinking

1684. Kisk

1683. Ass Backwards

1682. Bending The Elbow Too Much

1681. Tight As The Bark On A Tree

1680. Drunok

1679. Feeling Frisky

1678. Fermented

1677. Langered

1676. Dampened One's Mug

1675. Boozified

1674. Temulentive

1673. Little Bit Round The Corner

1672. Tostified

1671. Zinzan

1670. Happy As A King

1669. Dotted

1668. Scoop

1667. Pissed As A Newt

1666. Full As A State School Hat Rack

1665. Punchy

1664. Insober

1663. Stinky

1662. Paddled

1661. Lit Like A Fifty-Watter With 12 Volts On The Filament

1660. Spaced

1659. Limp

1658. Drunker Than Whisky

1657. At One's Ease

1656. Hot-Headed

1655. Leveled

1654. Schwacked

1653. Got A Drop In The Eye

1652. Lit Like A Church Window

1651. Taplash Wretched

1650. Imbibed Too Much

1649. Shot Under The Wing

1648. Double-Headed

1647. Quaffed

1646. Starchery

1645. Lushy And Stropolus

1644. Snug

1643. Jazzed

1642. Playing The Harp

1641. Wellied

1640. Feeling Funny

1639. Angel-Altogether

1638. Snotted

1637. In Proper Fettle

1636. Dipped Rather Deep

1635. Strung-Out

1634. Flying Rather High

1633. Parboiled

1632. Keyholed

1631. Gaga

1630. Glassy

1629. Schlockered

1628. Bagged

1627. Back Teeth Afloat

1626. Blind As A Bat

1625. Peonied

1624. Drunks

1623. Dew Drunk

1622. Tead

1621. Spoken With One's Friend

1620. Jug-Bitten

1619. Stiff As A Carp

1618. Back Home

1617. Bleary

1616. Rooted

1615. Capable

1614. Coo-Coo

1613. Holding The Wall

1612. Been In The Cellar

1611. Doing The Lord

1610. Caught With One

1609. Riffed

1608. Tishy

1607. Mashed

1606. Fired

1605. Loaded

1604. Cranked

1603. Lit Like Main Street

1602. Mega-Drunk

1601. Upon The Spree

1600. Stunko

1599. Primed To The Muzzle

1598. Drinkative

1597. Charged

1596. Behind Juice

1595. Tanky

1594. Snockered

1593. Steamed

1592. Channels Under

1591. Uppish

1590. Schizzed

1589. Blunk

1588. Cocking The Little Finger

1587. El Reeko

1586. Antiseptic

1585. Crapped

1584. Seeing Double

1583. Screwed, Stewed And Tattooed

1582. Well Away

1581. Flannel-Mouthed

1580. Red Lighted

1579. Loaded To The Muzzle

1578. Seeking The Comfort Of Lyaeus

1577. Hog Drunk

1576. Round As A Glass

1575. Down For The Count

1574. Drunk As All-Get-Out

1573. Face-Down-In-The-Gutter

1572. Blottoed

1571. Curious

1570. Uncounted Happy

1569. Drunk As Puffed-Up Pigeons

1568. Got Rats

1567. Gone A Peg Too Low

1566. Bemused

1565. Drunk As Owls

1564. Royally Drunk

1563. Full As A Bull's Bum

1562. Padded

1561. Hurting A Turtle

1560. Driving Turkeys To Market

1559. Kind Of Woozy

1558. Hog-Wild

1557. Bug-Eyed

1556. Snozzle-Wobbles

1555. Scuppered

1554. Seguéd

1553. Drunk As A Bat

1552. Under The Influence

1551. Geesed

1550. Humored

1549. Smeared

1548. Slushed

1547. Drunker Than A Cannon

1546. Dragging The Load

1545. Knackered

1544. Drunk As Forty Billygoats

1543. Carrying A Tight Load

1542. Slick

1541. Dewed

1540. Snoggered

1539. Swiggled

1538. Phased

1537. Under Full Steam

1536. Colored

1535. Tearing

1534. Munted

1533. Pickled The Mustard

1532. Feeling One's Oats

1531. Shined

1530. Fusticated

1529. Ratty As A Jaybird

1528. Knee-Crawling

1527. Mozart

1526. Twisted

1525. Disguised In Liquor

1524. Plastered

1523. Casting One's Accounts

1522. Ebullient

1521. Blitzkrieged

1520. Supercharged

1519. Screwed

1518. Among The Pots

1517. Gassed

1516. Fuzzed

1515. Seen A Ghost

1514. Tore

1513. Crying Jag

1512. Moistened

1511. Defaced

1510. Blithero-Blotto

1509. Snonkered

1508. Corked

1507. Braced

1506. Wazzocked

1505. Whipping The Cat

1504. Plootered

1503. Crooking The Elbow

1502. Shnockered

1501. Clear Drunk

1500. Loading

1499. Methodistconated

1498. Hot Drunk

1497. Clinched

1496. Stark Drunk

1495. Working The Growler

1494. Real Mellow

1493. Lapping It

1492. Bashing

1491. Pee-Eyed

1490. Took One's Broth Til One Capsized

1489. Wet Both Eyes

1488. Cocked As A Log

1487. Goggled Eyed

1486. Towed

1485. Ass On Backwards

1484. Shikkur

1483. Zissified

1482. Rallying

1481. In A Stew

1480. Feeling The Effect

1479. Draped

1478. Up The Creek

1477. Broken

1476. Swamped

1475. Cheery-Merry

1474. Dramling

1473. Stiff As A Ringbolt

1472. Palatio

1471. Teeth Well Afloat

1470. Toasty

1469. Booed And Hissed

1468. Walking On One's Cap Badge

1467. Wallpapered

1466. Into The Suds

1465. Wearing A Wobbly Boot

1464. Letting The Finger Ride The Thumb

1463. Polished

1462. Lushed To The Nuts

1461. Drugged With Wine

1460. Drunk As Rolling Farts

1459. Gallows Drunk

1458. Gowed

1457. Malty

1456. Flying Blind

1455. Glombed

1454. Screaming

1453. Pushed

1452. Snowed

1451. Curved

1450. Tiddled

1449. In A Ditch

1448. Fully Soused

1447. Kerpunkle

1446. Back-Handed

1445. Fiddled

1444. Teed To The Tits

1443. Full As A Fiddler

1442. Did The Job Right

1441. In A Trance

1440. Sleeve-Button

1439. Mouldy

1438. Bit One's Name In

1437. Tight-Lipped

1436. High As A Space Shuttle

1435. Snozzled

1434. Sotted

1433. Ambushed

1432. Fuddled One's Nose

1431. Hardy

1430. Laid To The Bone

1429. Rye-Soaked

1428. Zorked

1427. Laughing At The Carpet

1426. Sloshed

1425. Bungfu

1424. Walking A Virginia Fence

1423. Blind As A Mole

1422. Done An Edge

1421. Kursasted

1420. Teeth Are Floating

1419. Making Fun

1418. Full As A Fart

1417. Kenird

1416. Slaughtered

1415. Minging

1414. Monstered

1413. Hung One On

1412. Bit One's Grannam

1411. Beer-Soaked

1410. Wicked-Faced

1409. Fragile

1408. Brained

1407. Tipsificated

1406. Knocked Coo-Coo

1405. Pulled The Act

1404. Full As An Egg

1403. Drunkulent

1402. Wrenched

1401. Knus-Drunk

1400. Stewed, Screwed And Tattooed

1399. Zigzagged

1398. Stiff

1397. Three Parts Seven-Eighths

1396. Ebrios

1395. Zonked

1394. Drunk As An Ass

1393. Zoned

1392. Pissed To The Eyebrows

1391. Flustered

1390. Wapsed

1389. Silly

1388. Bubbly

1387. Soshed

1386. Drank Till One's Teeth Caught Cold

1385. Deformed

1384. Skulled

1383. Down The Hatch

1382. Planted

1381. Reeling

1380. Clarted

1379. Chice

1378. Drunker Than A Burnt Owl

1377. Loaded To The Barrel

1376. Boiled As Owls

1375. Eating One's Oats

1374. Soppy

1373. Bulletproof And Invisible

1372. Goggled

1371. Goofy

1370. Drunkity

1369. Barreled

1368. Foxed

1367. Been Too Free With The Creature

1366. Kited

1365. Has A Flag Out

1364. Primed

1363. Hopping Hipped

1362. Crooked

1361. Lit Like Times Square

1360. Vulcanized

1359. Feeling Cheap

1358. Full To The Back Teeth

1357. Little Bit On The Go

1356. Whiffled

1355. Quilted

1354. Talking Load

1353. Drunk As Eurytion

1352. Full As A Seaside Shithouse On Boxing Day

1351. Raddled

1350. Shockered

1349. Lit To The Gunnels

1348. Shaky

1347. Pissy

1346. Wrapped In Warm Flannel

1345. Howling

1344. Whooshed

1343. Powdered

1342. Flaky

1341. Wired

1340. Cornhauled

1339. Fuddled

1338. Hit By A Barn Mouse

1337. Flailin'

1336. Luffed The Sails

1335. Lit

1334. Snazzled

1333. Half Nelson

1332. Thick-Tongued

1331. Black Jacked

1330. Painted

1329. Fried

1328. Bewildered

1327. Skeerewy

1326. In Very Good Humor

1325. Drunken

1324. Dry

1323. Wingy

1322. Powdered One's Hair

1321. Drunk For Sure

1320. Wankered

1319. Pickled

1318. Lit Like A Skyscraper

1317. Been Bitten By The Tavern

1316. Rushing The Growler

1315. A Couple Of Chapters Into The Novel

1314. Alcied

1313. Drunk As A Big Owl

1312. Shorty

1311. Blown Over

1310. Biting Into The Brute

1309. Four Sheets To The Wind

1308. Has Eaten Some Hull Cheese

1307. Made A Bridge Of One's Nose

1306. Slopped

1305. Full As A Goog

1304. Skating

1303. Lined

1302. Way

1301. Pabbed

1300. Souple

1299. Plotzed

1298. Boozing

1297. Banged On Sauce

1296. Primed To The Sticking Point

1295. Bungful

1294. Yappish

1293. Scrambled

1292. Jugged

1291. Puggy

1290. Umbriago

1289. Countula

1288. Snoozed

1287. Three Sheets To The Wind

1286. With One's Jib Well Bowsed

1285. Buffy

1284. Piffle

1283. Got One's Glass Eyes

1282. Going Over The Cognac Trail

1281. Zooted

1280. God-Awful Drunk

1279. Slammed

1278. Zagged

1277. Whittin Stewed

1276. Influenced

1275. Has The Zings

1274. Drunk And Down

1273. Skunk

1272. Staggers

1271. Main Brace Well-Spliced

1270. Swiny

1269. Double-Dongued

1268. Gone

1267. Intoxed

1266. Shot The Cat

1265. Throwing A Wing-Ding

1264. Drunk As A Top

1263. High As Lindbergh

1262. A Sheet In The Wind's Eye

1261. Keelhauled

1260. Ziced

1259. Fettled

1258. In The Sunshine

1257. Trying Taylor's Best

1256. Shitface

1255. Pin

1254. Thrown Away The Cork

1253. Pizzicato

1252. Smelled The Big Cork

1251. Stinkarooed

1250. Caned

1249. FUBERed

1248. Possessed

1247. Elevated

1246. Done An Archie

1245. Switched

1244. In For It

1243. Hopped

1242. Feeling One's Onions

1241. Wettish

1240. Drunker Than A Monkey

1239. Sparred

1238. Bearing The Ensign

1237. Mops And Brooms

1236. Soaken

1235. In Orbit

1234. Hammered To The Eyeballs

1233. Waterlogged

1232. Sodden

1231. Haily Gaily

1230. Dotty

1229. Placated

1228. Fizzed

1227. Hictus Doctius

1226. Can't Sport A Right Light

1225. Chuko

1224. Light-Headed

1223. Toxified

1222. Cushed

1221. Has A Steamer In One

1220. Drunk As A Little Red Wagon

1219. Fishy

1218. Jugged-Up

1217. Knockered

1216. Snooted

1215. Liquified

1214. Several Slugs Behind The Midriff

1213. Mushy

1212. Stonkered

1211. Jumbo

1210. Wet-Handed

1209. Pissy-Arsed

1208. Dipped Too Deep

1207. Gonzo

1206. In The Sack

1205. Tied One On

1204. Red-Eyed

1203. Kaylied

1202. Shot Full Of Holes

1201. Pulled A Daniel Boone

1200. Burnt

1199. Folded

1198. Drunky

1197. Making Snakes

1196. Full As A Boot

1195. Perpetual

1194. Pifficated

1193. Sponge-Headed

1192. Aced

1191. Catoonkle

1190. Freshish

1189. Crocked

1188. Tweaked

1187. Roped

1186. Hitting The Hooch

1185. Jumbled

1184. Vabooshed

1183. Slickered

1182. Demoralized

1181. Halfway To Concord

1180. Lightsome

1179. Piscatorically

1178. Tickeyboo

1177. Blowing Beer Bubbles

1176. In The Horrors

1175. Drunk To The Pulp

1174. Rum-Dumb

1173. Soapy-Eyed

1172. Blind As An Owl

1171. Stumble-Drunk

1170. Drowning One's Wits

1169. Rubbered

1168. Drunk As A Fool

1167. Murky

1166. Cheery

1165. Made An Example

1164. Taken A Grown Man's Dose

1163. Passed

1162. Singed

1161. Bacchus-Butted

1160. Squiffy

1159. Sacrificed At The Shrine Of Bacchus

1158. Heading Into The Wind

1157. Dipped The Schnozzle Too Deep

1156. Boozing It

1155. Bubbed

1154. Gin Crazed

1153. Rinsed

1152. Giddy

1151. Maggoty

1150. Drunk As A Kettlefish

1149. In The Bag

1148. Tight As A Boiled Owl

1147. Petrificated

1146. High As A Steeple

1145. Upon The Go

1144. Muddy

1143. Brick In The Hat

1142. Higher Than A Giraffe's Toupee

1141. Got A Turkey On One's Back

1140. Lushed

1139. Has The Uglies

1138. Vinolent

1137. Blew

1136. Ball-Dozed

1135. Comboozled

1134. Soused

1133. Making Things Look Crimson

1132. Been Too Free

1131. Done The Act

1130. Bulged

1129. Fighting A Bottle

1128. Fou As Betty

1127. Stone Cold

1126. Fitshaced

1125. Seeing Pink Elephants

1124. Diddled

1123. Drunk As A Porter

1122. Shick

1121. Wise

1120. Unable To Sport A Right Line

1119. Fearing No Man

1118. Longlong

1117. Cunted

1116. Been In A Storm

1115. Pissed As A Skunk

1114. Flushed

1113. Flying

1112. Corning

1111. Rulling

1110. Walloped

1109. Done Got

1108. Hipped

1107. Ripped Off

1106. Stimulated

1105. Muggy

1104. Stunned

1103. Too Far North

1102. Spotty

1101. In The Pen

1100. Piss-Completed

1099. Plonked

1098. Under The Influence Of Liquor

1097. Taken A Drop Too Many

1096. The Flag Of Surrender Is Out

1095. Stove In

1094. Sticked

1093. Dull In The Eye

1092. Commode Hugging

1091. Up In One's Hat

1090. Lock-Legged

1089. Roaring

1088. Chocked

1087. Busted In

1086. Confused

1085. Trounced

1084. Gilded

1083. Whistled

1082. Has A Piece Of Bread And Teeth In The Head

1081. Striking It Down

1080. Alight

1079. Leaning

1078. Seven Sheets To The Wind

1077. Corkscrewed

1076. Tipped

1075. Spirited

1074. Steeped

1073. Hanced

1072. Pied-Eyed And Shitfaced

1071. Pinked

1070. Taken A Drop

1069. Past Going

1068. Rolling

1067. Bang Through The Elephant

1066. Keeping One's Nose In The Cup

1065. Ebriate

1064. Deep

1063. Dead In The Water

1062. Drunk As A Bassiard

1061. Sighting The Yellow Star

1060. Mawdin

1059. Riding Out Of Town With Nothing But A Head

1058. Soaked One's Face

1057. Drunk As A Poet

1056. Drunk As A Soot

1055. A-Tappin' The Bottle

1054. Spreed

1053. Up On Blocks

1052. Blank

1051. Put Down

1050. Slewed

1049. Knocked Blooey

1048. Geeded

1047. Feeing Dizzy

1046. Spinning On The Merry-Go-Round Of Cocktails

1045. Snookered

1044. Smashed The Teapot

1043. Turugiddy

1042. Relaxed

1041. Tight As A Goat

1040. Tin-Hatted

1039. Flatch Kennurd

1038. Scrooped

1037. Cropsick

1036. Tanking

1035. Back Teeth Well Afloat

1034. Dingy

1033. Surveying The Highways

1032. Took A Dive

1031. Full As A Piss-Ant

1030. Blind Staggers

1029. Boozing One's Jib-Stay

1028. Floppy

1027. Drunk As A Monkey

1026. Hot As A Red Wagon

1025. Torqued

1024. Tipply

1023. Backed

1022. Drunk As A Hog

1021. Sank Like A Rock

1020. In High Spirits

1019. Bibamus Papaliter

1018. Skunked

1017. Far Gone In One's Cups

1016. Snacked

1015. Flying High

1014. Pickled Oneself

1013. Washed

1012. Blazing Fou

1011. Chippit

1010. Reading Geneva Print

1009. Drunk As An Autumn Wasp

1008. Whipped The Cat

1007. Has The Senses Reeling

1006. Irrigated The Ulcers

1005. Waving A Flag Of Defiance

1004. Boozy-Woozy

1003. Drunk As A Dog

1002. Completely Of It

1001. Into The Sauce

1000. Towered

999. Got Barley Fever

998. Whooping It

997. Caught

996. Sloshed To The Ears

995. Kronk

994. Wounded

993. Making A Night Of It

992. Full Of Red Disturbance

991. Bloated

990. Whaled

989. Looped

988. Chokka

987. Potated

986. Blowing

985. Redirected

984. Too Convivial

983. Full To The Brain

982. Mizzled

981. Muntered

980. Having A Time

979. Ka-Floot

978. Piston Broke

977. Pitted

976. Haulin' Hell Out Of Its Shuck

975. Having A High-Heeled Time

974. In The Ozone

973. Wide-Open

972. Reached A Hundred Proof

971. Has The Sun In One's Eyes

970. Raunchy

969. Been There And Back

968. Cancelled

967. Freighted One's Crop With Likker

966. Has One's Wet Sheet Aboard

965. Sawed

964. Screechers

963. Sheep Drunk

962. Hee-Hawing Around

961. Skunky

960. Dipped One's Bill

959. Gaged

958. Spliced The Main Brace

957. Kneed

956. Inky

955. Quadded

954. In Theper Story

953. Cupped

952. Frail

951. Spitting Feathers

950. Full As A Googy Egg

949. Catched

948. Copped A Reeler

947. Vibing

946. Bombed Out Of One's Skull

945. Coxy-Foxy

944. Likker-Soaked

943. Jarred

942. Burned One's Shoulder

941. Playing Camels

940. Funky

939. Toxed

938. Demented

937. Half Geared

936. Shredded

935. Quoxed

934. Putrid

933. Flutered

932. Zoobang

931. Motto

930. Knows How The Cards Are Dealt

929. Intoxicated

928. Kaput

927. Totty

926. Wiped

925. Fluted

924. Bit On

923. Cock-A-Hoop

922. Drunk As A Barrel Full Of Monkeys

921. Wassailed

920. Friccaséed

919. Giggled

918. Likkerish

917. Carrying A Heavy Load

916. Bubby

915. Wollied

914. Slopping

913. Glued

912. Ripped

911. Drunk As An Aardvark

910. Well-Bottled

909. Butt Ugly

908. Popped

907. Mauled

906. Waazooed

905. Egged

904. Lit Like The Sky

903. Tippling

902. Copper-Nosed

901. Shaking A Cloth In The Wind

900. Bugged

899. Half As Sober As A Judge

898. Whittled As A Penguin

897. Cupshaken

896. Heinous Drunk

895. Revved Up

894. Lap In The Gutter

893. Just South Of Bejasus

892. Frozen

891. Stale Drunk

890. Can't Find The Floor

889. Stozzled

888. Horizontal

887. Southern-Fried Drunk

886. Squashed

885. Rough About The Edges

884. Grade-A Certified Drunk

883. Zounk

882. Smitten By The Grape

881. Cheerio-Tipsy

880. Piddled

879. Quite Gone

878. Down The Creek

877. Can't See Through A Ladder

876. Putting It Away

875. Absolutely Done

874. Has A Thick Tongue

873. Stiff As A Goat

872. Drunk Like Wedding Guests

871. Two-Thirds Kicked In The Ass

870. Geed

869. Shaggy

868. Blobbing

867. Played

866. Swiveled

865. Has A Pot In The Pate

864. Dissolute

863. Iced

862. Laying Out One's Kit

861. Sauced

860. Tight As A Mink

859. Blowzy

858. Fuddle

857. Stinko Profundo

856. She Had Cider Inside Her Insides

855. Tiddely

854. Buttwasted

853. Lapped

852. Full As A Fiddler's Fart

851. Drunk As A Devil

850. Pegged Too Low

849. Admiral Of The Red

848. Hiddy

847. Sizzled

846. Reeking

845. A Full Cargo Aboard

844. Schnoggered

843. Bunned

842. Street-Loaded

841. Full As A Pig's Ear

840. Ginned

839. Walking On Rocky Socks

838. Indentured

837. Heeled

836. Crumped

835. Tossed

834. Psyched

833. Hogwhimpering

832. Woofed

831. Poffered

830. Tip Merry

829. Mocus

828. Rampaging

827. In The Clouds

826. Tipsy

825. Capernotie

824. Amidst One's Cups

823. Tilted

822. Has A Brindle Taste In One's Mouth

821. Blissed

820. Flown

819. Subtle As A Fox

818. Cruising

817. Drunk As A Kite

816. Tits Up But Breathing

815. Torrid

814. Swipy

813. Half There

812. Spiked

811. Scranched

810. Spliffo

809. Prestoned

808. Stone Blind

807. Drawn A Blank

806. Visited The Bottom Of The Manger

805. Dished

804. Confoundedly Cut

803. Intemperate

802. Fried To The Eyes

801. Has Scalt One's Head Pad

800. Pizz

799. Has A Brass Eye

798. Soogeying The Bulkhead

797. Cranky

796. Yappy

795. Scotch Mist

794. Reeling 'Round Like A Puppy Tryin' To Find A Soft Spot To Lie Down

793. Got One's Topgallant Sails Out

792. Showing One's Hobnails

791. Bit

790. Has The Aunty Ems

789. Ale-Washed

788. Maxed

787. Bunked

786. Pistol Shot

785. Carrying Too Much Sail

784. Lifting One's Elbow

783. Waxed

782. Crashed And Burned

781. Wilted

780. Tollol

779. Jiggered

778. Moonlit

777. Switched-On

776. Bucket Is Crackers

775. Cheerful

774. Ragged

773. Whammied

772. Bummed

771. Touched

770. Thrashed

769. Done

768. Cut In The Craw

767. Crackling

766. Betty Booped

765. Hitting The Red-Eye

764. Willy-Wacht

763. Commencin'

762. Wine Of Ape

761. Belly

760. Making Hey-Hey

759. In A Bad Way

758. Smoked

757. Mellowish

756. Flush With The Brim

755. It's Showing On One

754. Souffléd

753. Jollying

752. Raised One's Monuments

751. Dyeing Scarlet

750. Sottish

749. Jickey

748. Rats In The Attic

747. Studding Sails Out

746. Ready To Pass

745. Making Wavy-Rule

744. Thick-Headed

743. Snubbed

742. Tacked

741. Sent

740. Guzzled

739. Gin Soaked

738. A Little Cut Over The Head

737. Snerred

736. Seeing Triple

735. Soul In Soak

734. Bevvied Up

733. Off One's Face

732. Stocious

731. Puggled

730. Smeekit

729. Canned

728. Dipso

727. Obliterated

726. Obliviated

725. Marinated

724. Massacred

723. Ruined

722. Disgusting

721. Scooped

720. Gourded

719. Larruping

718. Sniffy

717. Ratarsed

716. Wet

715. Cherry-Merry

714. Drunk As An Emperor

713. Falling Down

712. Shitty

711. Hotter Than A Skunk

710. In Liquor Pond

709. Slurks

708. Pinning One On

707. He's Prince Eugene

706. Copped The Brewer

705. Got A Crumb In One's Beard

704. Primed To The Nuts

703. Concerned With Drink

702. Preserved

701. Poopied

700. Bar Kissing

699. Gold-Headed

698. Hebriated

697. Moist Around The Edges

696. Dead To The Wide

695. Bacchanalian

694. It's Getting To One

693. Toes Down

692. Blinking

691. Thirsty

690. Bongy

689. Swallowed A Tavern Token

688. Drunk As A Mouse

687. Worse For Wear

686. Schice

685. Laid Right Out

684. Piffled

683. Mixed-Up

682. Ripskated

681. Been To Bungay Fair

680. Thumped Over The Head With Sampson's Jawbone

679. Gambrinous

678. Feverish

677. Soaked

676. High As A Cat's Back

675. Trimmed

674. Jingled

673. Whoozy

672. Besotted

671. Been With Sir John Goa

670. Schicker

669. Starchy

668. Snarfed

667. Sopping

666. Tangled

665. Drunk As A Rolling Fart

664. Full As A Fairy's Phone Book

663. Sopped

662. Tacky

661. Capoonkle

660. Yaupish

659. Puttin' On The Rollers

658. Drunk As The Drum Of A Wheelbarrow

657. Loopy

656. Can't Hit The Ground With One's Hat

655. Seen The Devil

654. Feshnushkied

653. Drunk As A Fiddler

652. Delirious

651. Pooped

650. Blacked

649. Ratty

648. Keyed

647. Leaked

646. Altogethery

645. Troused

644. Bent

643. Pistorically

642. Legless

641. Plowed Over

640. Snuffy

639. Sozzly

638. Relaxing

637. Coagulated

636. Slathered

635. Grog On Board

634. Ebrious

633. Got The Glanders

632. Footless

631. Chap-Fallen

630. Mad With It

629. Burst

628. Pulled A Shut-Eye

627. Sloud

626. Bloody

625. Fallen Among Thieves

624. Vegetable

623. Has A Cloth In The Wind

622. Pissing Fou

621. Commin' On

620. Soft

619. Socked

618. Goes Over The Tops Of Trees

617. Rummed

616. At Rights

615. Slewed In One's Hammock

614. Bosky

613. Sank Like A Stone

612. Fed One's Kitty

611. Little Off The Beam

610. Liquor-Struck

609. Teched

608. Whacked

607. Wamblety-Cropped

606. Blind

605. Moccasined

604. Palatic

603. Druuncen

602. Stolling

601. Taverned

600. Wasted

599. Brahms & Liszt

598. Feeling One's Booze

597. Floated

596. Zonkers

595. Practically Down

594. Rather Touched

593. Tired And Emotional

592. Titley

591. Dead

590. Gestunketed

589. Geared

588. Canned To The Crow's Nest

587. Fou As A Wulk

586. Squiffed

585. Shicery

584. Blindo-Blotto

583. Been At A Plowing Match

582. Tiddy

581. Full Flavored

580. Absolutely Shited

579. Drank More Than One Bled

578. Blind-Fou

577. The Bloody Flag Is Out

576. Bowing To The Bottle

575. Whoofits

574. Talking To Jim Beam

573. Swilliking

572. Awry

571. Tiffled

570. Sixs Under

569. Beer-Muddled

568. JD'd To The Max

567. Sweet

566. Stone

565. Whisky-Raddled

564. Whoop-De-Do

563. K.O.'d

562. Been Drowning The Shamrock

561. Blind As Chloe

560. Crispy

559. Fried To The Tonsils

558. Abuzz

557. Flostered

556. Incognitibus

555. Rorty

554. Dipped In The Wassail Bowl

553. Biting The Brute

552. Has A Full-Grown Case Of Booze Blind

551. Blighted

550. Florid

549. Salted Down

548. Full Of Liquor

547. Whisky-Frisky

546. Rummed Rye

545. Kronked

544. Cup Too Much

543. Dizzy As A Dame

542. Upside Down

541. Shice

540. Primed To The Trigger

539. Lit Like A Kite

538. Whoopeed

537. Drowning Frustration In Rum

536. Got Some In One

535. Quartzed

534. Drunk As Mice

533. Drunk As A Fiddle

532. Seen The Sun

531. Burned

530. Cockadoodled

529. Mitered

528. Crunk

527. Bumpsy

526. Fou-Drunk

525. Stony

524. Forced Down At A Hangar

523. Top-Loaded

522. Forward

521. Scratched

520. Been To The Saltwater

519. Consumed A Rancid Oyster

518. Mangled

517. Scragged

516. Slambasted

515. Toppy

514. At Ease

513. Arseholes

512. 45 Degrees Listed

511. Whiskyfied

510. Raughty

509. Torn Up

508. Flabbergasted

507. Steamboats

506. Invigorated

505. Banjanxed

504. Sloughed

503. Staggery

502. Kailed Up

501. Psatzed

500. Razzle-Dazzled

499. Snaped

498. Feeling It

497. In The Cellar

496. Drunk As The Devil

495. Full Cocked

494. D And D

493. Drunk As A Skunk In A Trunk

492. Fly-By-Night

491. Mug Blotts

490. Full Of Courage

489. A Few Too Many

488. Stoked

487. Shot

486. Screwed Tight

485. Knocked Out

484. Potty

483. Three Parts Five-Eighths

482. Whipcat

481. Intemperate As Silenius

480. Chokker

479. Has A Pinch Of Snuff In One's Wig

478. Sosseled

477. Likkered

476. Spacy

475. Unsteady On One's Feet

474. Petrified

473. Rotten

472. Beargred

471. Stiff As A Board

470. Flying On One Wing

469. Spoiled

468. Bubbled

467. Filled Up To The Bung

466. Chirping Merry

465. Drunk As A Cock

464. Shagged

463. Can't Drive A Nail

462. Pissy-Drunk

461. Dissipated

460. Clairmonted

459. Drunk As Dionysus

458. Real Turned On

457. Messed-Up

456. Woggly

455. Concerned With Liquor

454. Tanned

453. Rat-Assed

452. Quarrelsome

451. Stotious

450. Cued

449. Full As A Piper

448. Stupefied

447. Barrelhouse

446. Babalas

445. Swine-Drunk

444. Miffy

443. Done A Falstaff

442. Spifficated

441. Whatsed

440. Ramaged

439. Rip-Roaring

438. Dumped

437. In Rare Form

436. Drunk As A Broken Cart Wheel

435. Pissed As A Cunt

434. Wigged

433. Scraunched

432. Loppy

431. Dinged-Out

430. Ape

429. Real Tipsy

428. Hocus

427. Watered

426. Splashed

425. Wearing A Lamp Shade

424. Lathered

423. Melted

422. Stoned Getting Those Grapes

421. Hitting It

420. Stunked

419. Impaired

418. Mullet-Eyed

417. Belligerent

416. Suttle

415. Whopped

414. Drunk As Zeus

413. Fried To The Hat

412. Marockgoolus

411. Long-Whisky

410. Vamooshed

409. Shoed The Goose

408. Peppy

407. Has Froze One's Mouth

406. Having A Tumble Down The Sink

405. Half Bent Out Of Shape

404. Pissed As Arseholes

403. Down The Tubes

402. Weak Jointed

401. Tomado

400. Drunk As An Earl

399. Geeked

398. Done A Vanishing Act

397. Sinking Like A Rock

396. Staggering Around

395. Womblety-Cropt

394. Buffed

393. Ky-Eyed

392. Frenzied As Thyia

391. Dull-Eyed

390. Pot-Valorous

389. Hoary-Eyed

388. Blowed

387. Tanglefooted

386. Drunkok

385. Fuzzy

384. Asotus

383. Backwards

382. Laying Out Dead

381. Pickled One's Debts

380. Potulent

379. Knocked Off One's Pins

378. Wetting One's Goozle

377. Up Large

376. Grilled

375. Chugged

374. Cockeyed

373. Diluted The Blood In One's Alcohol System

372. Drunk As Hoot

371. Killed

370. Snoutful

369. Burnt As An Owl

368. Lying In The Gutter

367. Copey

366. Frayed

365. Swatted

364. Laid

363. Corned

362. Stepping High

361. Swillo

360. Has The Staggers

359. Mealy Mouthed

358. The Sun Has Shone On Them

357. Pee'd

356. Antifreezed

355. Down With The Fish

354. Done To The Wide

353. Arseholed

352. Bouncing It Off

351. Well-Mulled

350. However Many Sheets One Has, They're All In The Wind

349. Celebrating

348. Ginnified

347. Zonk

346. Raised

345. Blurred And Fogged With Moonshine

344. Beyond The Fringe

343. Fucked

342. Doubled

341. Sleepy

340. Skizzled

339. Drunk As An Ape

338. Stiffed

337. Dipped One's Beak

336. Iced To The Eyebrows

335. Blotto

334. Clear Out

333. Made Come

332. Voom-Voom

331. Translated

330. Easy Over

329. Jammed

328. Toped

327. Zipped

326. Woody

325. Flako

324. Tiffed

323. Rung One

322. Flying One Wing Low

321. Fuckered

320. Binged

319. Kerfuckered

318. Boozed-Up

317. Annihilated

316. Stinko

315. Muzzed

314. Gheed

313. Lekker

312. Butt Drunk

311. Having A Warmer

310. Inflamed With Wine

309. Gizzled

308. Piped

307. Battered

306. Got One's Tank Filled

305. Unable To Scratch Oneself

304. Tatered

303. Derailed

302. Chasing The Duck

301. Saw Montezuma

300. Heated One's Copper

299. Skimished

298. Barleysick

297. Cold

296. Arfarfanark

295. Likkerous

294. Floothered

293. Jolted

292. Has Been Making Fun

291. Crosseyed

290. Glazed Over

289. Drowning One's Troubles

288. Drowning One's Sorrows In The Flowing Bowl

287. Ass Over Tit

286. Comatose

285. The Worse For Wear

284. Corny

283. Toes Up

282. Has Bunged One's Eye

281. Having A Cooler

280. Totally Had It

279. Tubed

278. Wam-Bazzled

277. Wall-Eyed

276. Drowning Brain Cells

275. Horseback

274. Stiff As A Ramrod

273. Schnozzled Too Deeply

272. Mixed

271. Gutted

270. Tight As An Owl

269. Driving The Brewer's Horse

268. Tizzied

267. Bit By A Barn Weasel

266. Wobbly

265. Skated

264. Whoozled

263. Doomed

262. Schlonkered

261. Barfy

260. Staggering

259. Real

258. Burned To The Ground

257. Stoused

256. Groggy

255. Remembering Parson Mellham

254. Palled

253. Filled

252. Under The Affluence Of Incohol

251. Got One's Skinful

250. Wearing Beer Goggles

249. Shot To Ribbons

248. A Drop On

247. About Had It

246. Tight As A Duck's Arse

245. Zotted

244. Lushing It Around

243. Zeed-Out

242. Fogged In

241. Bromian

240. Flooding One's Sewers

239. Bought The Black Sun

238. Bombed Out Of One's Mind

237. Drunk As A Pope

236. Swacked

235. Blown

234. Daffy

233. Shifassed

232. Drunk As A Fart

231. Making Hell Pop Loose

230. Motherless

229. Moon-Eyed

228. Passed Out Of The Picture

227. Knocked Over

226. Shucked

225. Been To Olympus

224. Fossilized

223. Sozzled

222. Hiccius Doccius

221. Wrapped

220. Muzzy

219. Kerflummixed

218. Bent Out Of Shape

217. Sank Like A Brick

216. Hugging The Bottle

215. Dizzy

214. Boozed The Gage

213. One's Back Teeth Well Afloat

212. Goggle-Eyed

211. Lit To The Guards

210. Embalmed

209. Cuckooed

208. Full As A Tunne

207. Destroyed

206. Swinnied

205. Hair On One's Tongue

204. Biting Them Off

203. Flusterated

202. Lubed

201. Down In Drink

200. Plucked

199. Has Taken Hippocrates' Grand Elixir

198. Squirrely

197. Debauched

196. Has The Screaming Meemies

195. Sotto

194. Snootered

193. Leathered

192. Drunk In One's Dumpes

191. Tripped

190. Smashed

189. Potted

188. Drunk As A Tinker

187. Throwed Off

186. Alecied

185. Scorched

184. Been Barring Too Much

183. Adrip

182. Upholstered

181. High As The Sky

180. Hitting The Jug

179. Beautifully Lit

178. Gone Wild

177. Put In The Pin

176. Lit Like A Lighthouse

175. A Soul

174. Tangled-Legged

173. Tap-Shackled

172. Bipped

171. Keyed To The Roof

170. Ears Are Ringing

169. Carrying Ballast

168. Peekish

167. Sniffed The Barmaid's Apron

166. Borracho

165. Leaping

164. Been Driving The Brewer's Horse

163. Crushed

162. Flying Light

161. Aled

160. Has The Whoops And Jingles

159. Set

158. Screeching

157. Molo

156. Seeing The French King

155. Lifting The Little Finger

154. Behind The Scenes

153. Squared

152. Listened To The Owl Hoot

151. Crooking The Little Finger

150. Temulentious

149. Putting One On

148. Biled As An Owl

147. Mopped

146. Pruned

145. Woggled

144. Had A Smell Of The Barmaid's Apron

143. Deado

142. Moored In Sot's Bay

141. Jaked

140. Rileyed

139. Drunk As Elpenor

138. Stibbed

137. Kranked

136. Market Fresh

135. Jagged

134. Comin

133. Swoozled

132. Drunk As Piss

131. Fresh In Drink

130. Lit Like London

129. Reeling Ripe

128. Drunk As A Beggar

127. A Drop Too Much

126. Stingoed

125. Sapped

124. Fetched The Brewer

123. Choc Full

122. Full As A Goat

121. Pissed

120. Has The Teeth Well Under

119. Barrel Fever

118. Loony

117. Soaked In Rye

116. Has Lost A Shoe

115. Slobbered

114. Kicking The Devil

113. Guttered

112. Foolish

111. Hit One's Kettle

110. Mastok

109. Liquor Plug

108. Poisoned

107. Swizzly

106. Chemically Imbalanced

105. Soaked It

104. Bunnied

103. Fun-Loving

102. Druneena

101. Locked

100. Rummied

99. Showing One's Booze

98. Tippy

97. Has The Yorks

96. Sewed With Booze

95. Has Boozed The Gage

94. Wearing A Barley Cap

93. Freefall

92. Quaked

91. Into It

90. Stretched

89. Sluicing The Worries

88. Under The Influence Of Alcohol

87. Ploxed

86. Whoopied

85. Spifflicated

84. Loaded One's Cart

83. Punch Aboard

82. Boozington

81. Three Bricks Short Of A Load

80. Deads

79. Has Spoken With One's Friend

78. Switchy

77. Steaming

76. Fixed

75. Giving It A Bash

74. Conked

73. Drunk As A Billy Goat

72. Yaupy

71. Knows Not The Way Home

70. Choked

69. Slanted

68. Bung

67. Trashed Out Of One's Gourd

66. Full

65. Blanked

64. Shnickerd

63. Honked

62. Snafu'D

61. Some-Drunk

60. Capped Off

59. Blazing

58. Having The Eyes Opened

57. Drunker Than Hell

56. Laid Back

55. About Blowed One's Top

54. Middling

53. Liquored

52. Soako

51. Lighting

50. Phfft

49. Jolly Fu'

48. Pallooral

47. Inebriated

46. Bitten By A Barn Mouse

45. Up A Tree

44. Zooed

43. Blinders

42. Salubrious

41. Bent Like Shrimp

40. Lapped The Gutter

39. Sunk Like A Brick

38. Shinny

37. Banging

36. A Glass Too Much

35. Drunk As A Swine

34. Fish-Eyed

33. Bewottled

32. Has A Cut Leg

31. Dog Drunk

30. Kanurd

29. Crocko

28. Lit Like A Church

27. Certified

26. Fuddled As An Ape

25. Bollocksed

24. Smurfed

23. Cork High And Bottle Deep

22. Rockaputzered

21. Flusticated

20. Came Home By The Villages

19. Like An Owl In An Ivy Bush

18. Pleasantly Jingled

17. Roostered

16. Been Too Free With Sir John Strawberry

15. Pissed As A Fart

14. Schloggered

13. Swively

12. Has Seen The French King

11. Tight As Andronicus

10. Muled

9. Drunk As A Badger

8. Dizzified

7. Maggered

6. Has The Head Full Of Bees

5. Trousered

4. Shithoused

3. Goat-Drunk

2. Fucked Up

1. Drunk

NOTES:

Modifier variants don't count i.e. 'bit drunk' or 'very drunk'; no offensive variants; Tense variants are excluded i.e. one of 'in the bag' or 'is in the bag', though 'bagged' would still count; nothing that reflects alcoholism rather than being drunk; no words whose primary usage is drug or hangover based; nothing invented by Michael McIntyre.

h/t The Drunktionary, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Dickson - Words

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