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    Apr 10, 2014

    2,321 Words For Drunk, Ranked

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    2321. Whittled

    2320. Skrilla

    2319. Drucking Funk

    2318. Boxed

    2317. Ripe

    2316. Trolleyed

    2315. Snake-Bitten

    2314. Gowed-Up

    2313. Molly

    2312. Looking Through A Glass

    2311. In The Crowning Office

    2310. Malt Above The Meal

    2309. Flaked

    2308. Drunk As A Rat

    2307. Cornblasted

    2306. Amuck

    2305. Coxy-Loxy

    2304. Beered

    2303. Gone Under

    2302. Flattened

    2301. Torn

    2300. Starting To Feel Rosy

    2299. About Full

    2298. Shouting Oneself Hoarse

    2297. Glassy-Eyed

    2296. Starting To Glow

    2295. Racked

    2294. Crocus

    2293. Knocked One's Link Out

    2292. Has A Slant On

    2291. Kerschnickered

    2290. Mulled

    2289. Tapped

    2288. Swallowed A Sailor

    2287. Hung Out The Flag Of Defiance

    2286. Looked On The Wine When It Was Red

    2285. Taken A Horn

    2284. Ratted

    2283. Pissed As A Parrot

    2282. Juiced-Up

    2281. Lagered

    2280. Bob, Harry & Dick

    2279. Drunk As A Tapster

    2278. A Date With Sir John Goa

    2277. Carrying A Full Cargo

    2276. Mellow

    2275. Unkdray

    2274. Swined

    2273. Drunk As Blazes

    2272. Feeling Juiced

    2271. Tight

    2270. Jacked

    2269. Madza-Beargered

    2268. Shot Down

    2267. Bibacious

    2266. Slugger

    2265. Fuzzled

    2264. Dazed

    2263. Seeing Things That Aren't There

    2262. Pissed Out Of One's Mind

    2261. Blewed

    2260. Paralytic

    2259. Fractured

    2258. Pied

    2257. Dragging One's Bottom

    2256. Has Taken A Chiruping Glass

    2255. Plated

    2254. Feeling One's Drink

    2253. Burns With A Low Flame

    2252. Stocked

    2251. Stuccoed

    2250. Haywire

    2249. Glowed

    2248. Squamed

    2247. Zozzled

    2246. French-Fried

    2245. Befuddled

    2244. Slug-Nutty

    2243. Carrying Red Lights

    2242. Incapable

    2241. Blistered

    2240. A Public Mess

    2239. Topped

    2238. Shiny

    2237. Sotted In The Main Brace

    2236. Imbibed Too Freely

    2235. Afu

    2234. Freaked

    2233. Riding The Porcelain Bus

    2232. Potched

    2231. Podgy

    2230. Cuckoo

    2229. Knocked

    2228. Flickered

    2227. Up A Stump

    2226. Rolled Off The Sofa

    2225. Canonized

    2224. Pifflicated

    2223. Free And Easy

    2222. Wholly Wassailed

    2221. Ebriose

    2220. Ashed

    2219. Piffed

    2218. As Wise As Solomon

    2217. Fou As A Coo

    2216. Toxic

    2215. Pissed As A Pig

    2214. Been To Bungay Fair And Broke Both One's Legs

    2213. Mesmerized

    2212. Swerved

    2211. Whiskied

    2210. Bacchus-Bulged

    2209. Impixocated

    2208. Spifflo

    2207. Damp

    2206. Cheerfulish

    2205. Top-Heavy

    2204. Pitching A Leave

    2203. Corkscrewing

    2202. Uppity

    2201. Lubricated

    2200. Aroused

    2199. Winy

    2198. Furschnickered

    2197. Has An Edge On

    2196. Starting To Spoil

    2195. Housed

    2194. Givin' The Town Hell With The Hide Off

    2193. Bowzed

    2192. Quenched

    2191. Screwed, Blued And Tattooed

    2190. A Sheet Or Two To The Wind

    2189. Cut In The Leg

    2188. Scammered

    2187. Deceived In Liquor

    2186. Chateaued

    2185. Grogged

    2184. Drunk As A Handcart

    2183. Preaching

    2182. Cut Over The Head

    2181. Got One's Little Hat On

    2180. Hiccus

    2179. Swatched

    2178. Swilled

    2177. Blootered

    2176. One's Malt Above One's Wheat

    2175. Drowning One's Reason In The Bottle

    2174. Can't Lie On The Ground Without Holding On

    2173. Road Hugging

    2172. Seeing Things That Ain't In Natural History

    2171. Cornered

    2170. Kettled

    2169. Full As A Goose

    2168. Drenching The Gizzard

    2167. High As A Lone Star Pine

    2166. Para

    2165. Zapped

    2164. Humming

    2163. Amiably Incandescent

    2162. Florious

    2161. Mugged

    2160. Someone Blew Out One's Pilot Light

    2159. Biled

    2158. Kicking One's Heels

    2157. Imbibed Not Wisely But Well

    2156. Alcoholled

    2155. Sparked

    2154. Smockered

    2153. Hit On The Head By The Tavern

    2152. Unsober

    2151. Potsville

    2150. Drunk As A Nurse At Christening

    2149. Muzzled

    2148. Fried To The Eyebrows

    2147. A Jag On

    2146. Drunk As A Besom

    2145. Decanted

    2144. Coasting

    2143. Soberly Challenged

    2142. Hearing The Owl Hoot

    2141. Soused To The Ears

    2140. Underway

    2139. Swigged

    2138. Messed

    2137. Goat Drunk

    2136. Sleazy

    2135. Tight As A Rat

    2134. Hung Out The Bloody Flag

    2133. Whisky Sodden

    2132. One's Head On Backwards

    2131. Lifted

    2130. Cornblinded

    2129. Gingered

    2128. Bewitched

    2127. Has A Permasmile

    2126. Wined

    2125. Laying One On

    2124. Fried On Both Sides

    2123. Keeping One's Sails

    2122. Moonshined

    2121. Listing To Starboard

    2120. Unsensed

    2119. Staggerish

    2118. Unglued

    2117. Bull-Dozed

    2116. Perked

    2115. Whipsy

    2114. Bunged

    2113. Drunk As A Wheelbarrow

    2112. Het Up

    2111. Lushington Is One's Master

    2110. Warming

    2109. Drunk As A Log

    2108. Corky

    2107. Running Amok

    2106. Barmy

    2105. Heated

    2104. A Brewer

    2103. Gummixed

    2102. Drunk As A Plymouth Fiddler

    2101. Striped

    2100. Saturated

    2099. Full As A Lord

    2098. Loop-Legged

    2097. Sunk

    2096. Muffed

    2095. Wuzzy

    2094. Starting To Feel Good

    2093. Drunk As A Fowl

    2092. Maroc

    2091. Piper-Fou

    2090. Laid Out Like A Rug

    2089. 86ed

    2088. Been On Sentry

    2087. Blind Chance

    2086. Cupshotten

    2085. Pealaid

    2084. Hopped To The Eyelids

    2083. Wine-Potted

    2082. Toxicated

    2081. Tanked

    2080. Fozzed

    2079. Been Looking Through Rose-Colored Glasses

    2078. Going To Jerusalem

    2077. Discombobulated

    2076. Biargered

    2075. Crapsick

    2074. Fupped Duck

    2073. Keg-Legged

    2072. Paled

    2071. Lion-Drunk

    2070. Priddy

    2069. Tweased

    2068. Wee-Weed

    2067. Drunk As Hell

    2066. Somebody Stole One's Rudder

    2065. Iron-Plated

    2064. Haunted With Evil Spirits

    2063. Cocking The Elbow

    2062. Hit And Missed

    2061. Heated With Brandy

    2060. Liquorish

    2059. Blonked

    2058. Spoony

    2057. Has The Blue Johnnies

    2056. Buckled

    2055. Teed

    2054. Praying To The Porcelain God

    2053. Plumb Drunk

    2052. Ding'swizzled

    2051. Gory-Eyed

    2050. Bent And Broken

    2049. Tippled

    2048. Sober As A Judge On Friday

    2047. Thrown Down

    2046. Commencin' To Feel It

    2045. Flaring

    2044. Mortally Drunk

    2043. Kissing The Cap

    2042. Tuppence On The Can

    2041. Cider Drunk

    2040. Seeing Double And Feeling Single

    2039. Bet One's Kettle

    2038. Has The Malt Above The Water

    2037. Biting One's Name In

    2036. Maudlin

    2035. Fully Tanked

    2034. Grudo

    2033. Hooched

    2032. Shipwrecked

    2031. Floating High

    2030. Boska

    2029. Spreeish

    2028. Copped An Elephant

    2027. Pilfered

    2026. Hyped

    2025. In The Tank

    2024. Besotten

    2023. Spanked

    2022. Scrooched

    2021. Temulent

    2020. Been Crooking The Elbow

    2019. Lit Like Broadway

    2018. Boggled

    2017. Seeing Pink Spiders

    2016. Stupid Legged

    2015. Kalied

    2014. Drunk With A Continuando

    2013. Coarse

    2012. Simply Stinko

    2011. Harty

    2010. Gordoned

    2009. Whipsed

    2008. Called The Wharf Cat

    2007. Got One's Shoes Full

    2006. Shattered

    2005. Snackered

    2004. Drunk Oneself Dead

    2003. Cutting One's Wolf Loose

    2002. Tight-Wadded

    2001. Drank The Three Outs

    2000. Under Full Sail

    1999. In A Vise

    1998. Spiffled

    1997. Hepped

    1996. Bashed

    1995. Illuminated With Champagne

    1994. Full As Two Race Trains

    1993. Bottled

    1992. Bombed Out Of One's Kugs

    1991. Washing One's Neck

    1990. Sponge-Eyed

    1989. Blammed

    1988. Has A Crown-Fire

    1987. Ripped To The Tits

    1986. Pifted

    1985. Selling Buicks

    1984. Caught One

    1983. Hearing The Birdies Sing

    1982. Done A Daniel Boone

    1981. Hosed

    1980. Assed

    1979. Delerit

    1978. Slippery

    1977. Watching Ant Races

    1976. Skew-Whiff

    1975. Goofed

    1974. Roasted

    1973. Better If One's Gone Twice After The Same Load

    1972. Flipped

    1971. Martin

    1970. Full As A Fiddle

    1969. Upped The Buckets

    1968. Fizzled

    1967. Commode-Hugging

    1966. More Or Less In Liquor

    1965. Thick-Legged

    1964. Buoyed

    1963. Hooted

    1962. Has Punch Aboard

    1961. Topy

    1960. Far Out

    1959. Got 'Em Thick

    1958. Cut In The Back

    1957. Beastly

    1956. Staggered By Firewater

    1955. Bottoms

    1954. Vapor-Locked

    1953. Tight As A Drum

    1952. Sploshed

    1951. Drunk As A King

    1950. Can't Walk A Chalk

    1949. Toasted

    1948. Completely Squashed

    1947. Drunk As Blaizers

    1946. Gargled

    1945. Inter Poculis

    1944. Feeling One's Liquor

    1943. Lumped

    1942. Drunk As A Piper-Fou

    1941. Whisky-Shot

    1940. Sloppy

    1939. Rooked

    1938. Golfed

    1937. Rummy

    1936. Round The Bend

    1935. Imbibed Giggle Water

    1934. Topped Off

    1933. Wetting The Whistle

    1932. Drunk As Dancing Pigs

    1931. Chasing The Kettle

    1930. Has Tied On The Bear

    1929. Pafisticated

    1928. Heeled Over

    1927. Merry

    1926. Half A Load On

    1925. Snot-Flinging

    1924. Biffed

    1923. Beyond Salvage

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    1922. Blah

    1921. There With The Goods

    1920. Besoppen

    1919. Made Too Free With John Barleycorn

    1918. Packaged

    1917. Dismantled

    1916. Squished

    1915. Drunk As A Sailor

    1914. Boggy

    1913. Been Having The Eyes Opened

    1912. Stewed

    1911. Flat-Ass

    1910. Edged

    1909. Served-Up

    1908. Blind As A Beetle

    1907. Bought The Sack

    1906. Bowzered

    1905. Fairly Ripped

    1904. Tumbling

    1903. Jazzed-Up

    1902. Bombarded

    1901. Woofled

    1900. Hot Coppers

    1899. Snabble-De-Dabbled

    1898. Perved

    1897. Guyed Out

    1896. Gooned

    1895. How-Come-Ye-So

    1894. Illuminated

    1893. Fortified

    1892. Cranberry-Eyed

    1891. Packing

    1890. Uncorked

    1889. Showing One's Drink

    1888. Drunk As A Whistle

    1887. Jungled

    1886. Shellacked The Goldfish Bowl

    1885. In The Satchel

    1884. Drunker Than A Skunk

    1883. Smuckered

    1882. Sotally Tober

    1881. Giving Nature A Fillup

    1880. Reeling And Kneeling

    1879. Splifficated

    1878. Sniggled

    1877. Pinko

    1876. Completely Gone

    1875. Taken In Some O-Be-Joyful

    1874. Bokoo Soused

    1873. Bungay Fair

    1872. Pished

    1871. Good-Humored

    1870. Ishkimmish

    1869. Got One's Nightcap On

    1868. Brewed

    1867. Chock-A-Block

    1866. Pipped

    1865. Krank

    1864. Passed Out Cold

    1863. Ripped And Wrecked

    1862. Moofing

    1861. Spoiling

    1860. Stinko Paralytico

    1859. Feeling The Thick

    1858. Dithered

    1857. Has Made An Example

    1856. Wamble-Stomached

    1855. Sot

    1854. End Of The Line

    1853. Toppled

    1852. Swacko

    1851. Mopping It Down

    1850. Scudded

    1849. Very Weary

    1848. Shaved

    1847. Inundated

    1846. Drumbled

    1845. Drowning One's Sorrows In The Wreathed Cup

    1844. Has Business On Both Sides Of The Way

    1843. Soggy

    1842. Belted

    1841. Faded

    1840. Flooded

    1839. Potsed

    1838. Shammered

    1837. Fox

    1836. Drunk As A Fiddler's Clerk

    1835. Snapped

    1834. Tosticated

    1833. Pepst

    1832. Bezzled

    1831. Flat-Out

    1830. Full Cargo Aboard

    1829. Hanging One On

    1828. Unbalanced

    1827. Snoozamarooed

    1826. Caught Off One's Hobbyhorse

    1825. Topsy-Mosy

    1824. Drowned The Shamrock

    1823. Lights

    1822. Chipper

    1821. Loose

    1820. Swallowed A Hare

    1819. Tuned

    1818. Muddled

    1817. Starting To Show One's Drink

    1816. In A Terrible State Of Chassis

    1815. Bashing It

    1814. Daquifried

    1813. Absent

    1812. Dragged

    1811. Fou As A Piper

    1810. Upsy

    1809. Fuzzy Headed

    1808. Junked

    1807. Tip-Top

    1806. In The Ditch

    1805. Drunken As A Guest At Hippodamia's Wedding

    1804. Laughing Jag

    1803. Cacko

    1802. Crazy

    1801. Seen The Governor

    1800. Bluey

    1799. Juiced

    1798. Blind To The World

    1797. Googly-Eyed

    1796. Ydrunken

    1795. Feeling Right Royal

    1794. Zippered

    1793. Brain Dead

    1792. Flared

    1791. Pissant

    1790. At Peace With The Floor

    1789. Flown With The Wild Turkey

    1788. Busted

    1787. Entered

    1786. Stiff As A Plank

    1785. Boshy

    1784. Can't Bite One's Thumb

    1783. Spiffilo

    1782. Copasetic

    1781. Well-Fixed

    1780. Seeing By Twos

    1779. Kicked In The Guts

    1778. Hoodman Blind

    1777. Kraeusened

    1776. Activated

    1775. Flambéd

    1774. Hotsy-Totsy

    1773. Gonged

    1772. Pissed-Up

    1771. Hunted A Tavern Fox

    1770. Plenty

    1769. Bladdered

    1768. Slipping

    1767. Lit Like A Cathedral

    1766. Chagrined

    1765. Fluffed

    1764. Piran

    1763. Led Astray

    1762. Wide-Eyed And Legless

    1761. Heels A Little

    1760. Tinned

    1759. Stoned On The Suds

    1758. Zinzagged

    1757. A Date With John Barleycorn

    1756. Copped A Crane

    1755. Sprung

    1754. Slewy

    1753. Higher Than A Kite

    1752. Drunker Than A Hoot Owl

    1751. Sappy

    1750. Sopping Wet

    1749. Tight As A Lord

    1748. Wrong Around The Corner

    1747. Past Gone

    1746. Booze Blind

    1745. Bowsy

    1744. Full Of Hops

    1743. Country

    1742. A-Showin' It

    1741. Taken One Over The Eight

    1740. Distinguished

    1739. Tossicated

    1738. Boozy

    1737. Has A Big Head

    1736. Heady

    1735. Capsized

    1734. Blitzed

    1733. God's Own Drunk

    1732. Cooked

    1731. Listing

    1730. Stark Raving Drunk

    1729. Sucky

    1728. Croaked

    1727. Sewed Up

    1726. In The Grip Of The Grape

    1725. Lit Like A Store Window

    1724. Bit By A Fox

    1723. Has A Nose To Light Candles At

    1722. Pixie Led

    1721. Stung

    1720. Wooshed

    1719. He's A King

    1718. Pepped

    1717. Zeroed

    1716. Popeyed

    1715. Shellacked

    1714. Rocked

    1713. Gaffed

    1712. Shitfaced

    1711. Spliced

    1710. Sold One's Senses

    1709. Dinky

    1708. Drink Taken

    1707. Hornson

    1706. Starting To Feel Pretty Good

    1705. Seasoned

    1704. Mountous

    1703. Full To The Brim

    1702. Thick-Lipped

    1701. Beamfilled

    1700. Wiggy

    1699. Lost One's Royal Rudder

    1698. Breaky Leg

    1697. Pegged

    1696. Reely

    1695. Kailed

    1694. Whacky

    1693. Bright-Eyed

    1692. Whazooed

    1691. Drunker Than 300 Dollars

    1690. Pertish

    1689. Speared

    1688. Mug

    1687. Full As The Family Po

    1686. High To Picking Cotton

    1685. Stinking

    1684. Kisk

    1683. Ass Backwards

    1682. Bending The Elbow Too Much

    1681. Tight As The Bark On A Tree

    1680. Drunok

    1679. Feeling Frisky

    1678. Fermented

    1677. Langered

    1676. Dampened One's Mug

    1675. Boozified

    1674. Temulentive

    1673. Little Bit Round The Corner

    1672. Tostified

    1671. Zinzan

    1670. Happy As A King

    1669. Dotted

    1668. Scoop

    1667. Pissed As A Newt

    1666. Full As A State School Hat Rack

    1665. Punchy

    1664. Insober

    1663. Stinky

    1662. Paddled

    1661. Lit Like A Fifty-Watter With 12 Volts On The Filament

    1660. Spaced

    1659. Limp

    1658. Drunker Than Whisky

    1657. At One's Ease

    1656. Hot-Headed

    1655. Leveled

    1654. Schwacked

    1653. Got A Drop In The Eye

    1652. Lit Like A Church Window

    1651. Taplash Wretched

    1650. Imbibed Too Much

    1649. Shot Under The Wing

    1648. Double-Headed

    1647. Quaffed

    1646. Starchery

    1645. Lushy And Stropolus

    1644. Snug

    1643. Jazzed

    1642. Playing The Harp

    1641. Wellied

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    1640. Feeling Funny

    1639. Angel-Altogether

    1638. Snotted

    1637. In Proper Fettle

    1636. Dipped Rather Deep

    1635. Strung-Out

    1634. Flying Rather High

    1633. Parboiled

    1632. Keyholed

    1631. Gaga

    1630. Glassy

    1629. Schlockered

    1628. Bagged

    1627. Back Teeth Afloat

    1626. Blind As A Bat

    1625. Peonied

    1624. Drunks

    1623. Dew Drunk

    1622. Tead

    1621. Spoken With One's Friend

    1620. Jug-Bitten

    1619. Stiff As A Carp

    1618. Back Home

    1617. Bleary

    1616. Rooted

    1615. Capable

    1614. Coo-Coo

    1613. Holding The Wall

    1612. Been In The Cellar

    1611. Doing The Lord

    1610. Caught With One

    1609. Riffed

    1608. Tishy

    1607. Mashed

    1606. Fired

    1605. Loaded

    1604. Cranked

    1603. Lit Like Main Street

    1602. Mega-Drunk

    1601. Upon The Spree

    1600. Stunko

    1599. Primed To The Muzzle

    1598. Drinkative

    1597. Charged

    1596. Behind Juice

    1595. Tanky

    1594. Snockered

    1593. Steamed

    1592. Channels Under

    1591. Uppish

    1590. Schizzed

    1589. Blunk

    1588. Cocking The Little Finger

    1587. El Reeko

    1586. Antiseptic

    1585. Crapped

    1584. Seeing Double

    1583. Screwed, Stewed And Tattooed

    1582. Well Away

    1581. Flannel-Mouthed

    1580. Red Lighted

    1579. Loaded To The Muzzle

    1578. Seeking The Comfort Of Lyaeus

    1577. Hog Drunk

    1576. Round As A Glass

    1575. Down For The Count

    1574. Drunk As All-Get-Out

    1573. Face-Down-In-The-Gutter

    1572. Blottoed

    1571. Curious

    1570. Uncounted Happy

    1569. Drunk As Puffed-Up Pigeons

    1568. Got Rats

    1567. Gone A Peg Too Low

    1566. Bemused

    1565. Drunk As Owls

    1564. Royally Drunk

    1563. Full As A Bull's Bum

    1562. Padded

    1561. Hurting A Turtle

    1560. Driving Turkeys To Market

    1559. Kind Of Woozy

    1558. Hog-Wild

    1557. Bug-Eyed

    1556. Snozzle-Wobbles

    1555. Scuppered

    1554. Seguéd

    1553. Drunk As A Bat

    1552. Under The Influence

    1551. Geesed

    1550. Humored

    1549. Smeared

    1548. Slushed

    1547. Drunker Than A Cannon

    1546. Dragging The Load

    1545. Knackered

    1544. Drunk As Forty Billygoats

    1543. Carrying A Tight Load

    1542. Slick

    1541. Dewed

    1540. Snoggered

    1539. Swiggled

    1538. Phased

    1537. Under Full Steam

    1536. Colored

    1535. Tearing

    1534. Munted

    1533. Pickled The Mustard

    1532. Feeling One's Oats

    1531. Shined

    1530. Fusticated

    1529. Ratty As A Jaybird

    1528. Knee-Crawling

    1527. Mozart

    1526. Twisted

    1525. Disguised In Liquor

    1524. Plastered

    1523. Casting One's Accounts

    1522. Ebullient

    1521. Blitzkrieged

    1520. Supercharged

    1519. Screwed

    1518. Among The Pots

    1517. Gassed

    1516. Fuzzed

    1515. Seen A Ghost

    1514. Tore

    1513. Crying Jag

    1512. Moistened

    1511. Defaced

    1510. Blithero-Blotto

    1509. Snonkered

    1508. Corked

    1507. Braced

    1506. Wazzocked

    1505. Whipping The Cat

    1504. Plootered

    1503. Crooking The Elbow

    1502. Shnockered

    1501. Clear Drunk

    1500. Loading

    1499. Methodistconated

    1498. Hot Drunk

    1497. Clinched

    1496. Stark Drunk

    1495. Working The Growler

    1494. Real Mellow

    1493. Lapping It

    1492. Bashing

    1491. Pee-Eyed

    1490. Took One's Broth Til One Capsized

    1489. Wet Both Eyes

    1488. Cocked As A Log

    1487. Goggled Eyed

    1486. Towed

    1485. Ass On Backwards

    1484. Shikkur

    1483. Zissified

    1482. Rallying

    1481. In A Stew

    1480. Feeling The Effect

    1479. Draped

    1478. Up The Creek

    1477. Broken

    1476. Swamped

    1475. Cheery-Merry

    1474. Dramling

    1473. Stiff As A Ringbolt

    1472. Palatio

    1471. Teeth Well Afloat

    1470. Toasty

    1469. Booed And Hissed

    1468. Walking On One's Cap Badge

    1467. Wallpapered

    1466. Into The Suds

    1465. Wearing A Wobbly Boot

    1464. Letting The Finger Ride The Thumb

    1463. Polished

    1462. Lushed To The Nuts

    1461. Drugged With Wine

    1460. Drunk As Rolling Farts

    1459. Gallows Drunk

    1458. Gowed

    1457. Malty

    1456. Flying Blind

    1455. Glombed

    1454. Screaming

    1453. Pushed

    1452. Snowed

    1451. Curved

    1450. Tiddled

    1449. In A Ditch

    1448. Fully Soused

    1447. Kerpunkle

    1446. Back-Handed

    1445. Fiddled

    1444. Teed To The Tits

    1443. Full As A Fiddler

    1442. Did The Job Right

    1441. In A Trance

    1440. Sleeve-Button

    1439. Mouldy

    1438. Bit One's Name In

    1437. Tight-Lipped

    1436. High As A Space Shuttle

    1435. Snozzled

    1434. Sotted

    1433. Ambushed

    1432. Fuddled One's Nose

    1431. Hardy

    1430. Laid To The Bone

    1429. Rye-Soaked

    1428. Zorked

    1427. Laughing At The Carpet

    1426. Sloshed

    1425. Bungfu

    1424. Walking A Virginia Fence

    1423. Blind As A Mole

    1422. Done An Edge

    1421. Kursasted

    1420. Teeth Are Floating

    1419. Making Fun

    1418. Full As A Fart

    1417. Kenird

    1416. Slaughtered

    1415. Minging

    1414. Monstered

    1413. Hung One On

    1412. Bit One's Grannam

    1411. Beer-Soaked

    1410. Wicked-Faced

    1409. Fragile

    1408. Brained

    1407. Tipsificated

    1406. Knocked Coo-Coo

    1405. Pulled The Act

    1404. Full As An Egg

    1403. Drunkulent

    1402. Wrenched

    1401. Knus-Drunk

    1400. Stewed, Screwed And Tattooed

    1399. Zigzagged

    1398. Stiff

    1397. Three Parts Seven-Eighths

    1396. Ebrios

    1395. Zonked

    1394. Drunk As An Ass

    1393. Zoned

    1392. Pissed To The Eyebrows

    1391. Flustered

    1390. Wapsed

    1389. Silly

    1388. Bubbly

    1387. Soshed

    1386. Drank Till One's Teeth Caught Cold

    1385. Deformed

    1384. Skulled

    1383. Down The Hatch

    1382. Planted

    1381. Reeling

    1380. Clarted

    1379. Chice

    1378. Drunker Than A Burnt Owl

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    1377. Loaded To The Barrel

    1376. Boiled As Owls

    1375. Eating One's Oats

    1374. Soppy

    1373. Bulletproof And Invisible

    1372. Goggled

    1371. Goofy

    1370. Drunkity

    1369. Barreled

    1368. Foxed

    1367. Been Too Free With The Creature

    1366. Kited

    1365. Has A Flag Out

    1364. Primed

    1363. Hopping Hipped

    1362. Crooked

    1361. Lit Like Times Square

    1360. Vulcanized

    1359. Feeling Cheap

    1358. Full To The Back Teeth

    1357. Little Bit On The Go

    1356. Whiffled

    1355. Quilted

    1354. Talking Load

    1353. Drunk As Eurytion

    1352. Full As A Seaside Shithouse On Boxing Day

    1351. Raddled

    1350. Shockered

    1349. Lit To The Gunnels

    1348. Shaky

    1347. Pissy

    1346. Wrapped In Warm Flannel

    1345. Howling

    1344. Whooshed

    1343. Powdered

    1342. Flaky

    1341. Wired

    1340. Cornhauled

    1339. Fuddled

    1338. Hit By A Barn Mouse

    1337. Flailin'

    1336. Luffed The Sails

    1335. Lit

    1334. Snazzled

    1333. Half Nelson

    1332. Thick-Tongued

    1331. Black Jacked

    1330. Painted

    1329. Fried

    1328. Bewildered

    1327. Skeerewy

    1326. In Very Good Humor

    1325. Drunken

    1324. Dry

    1323. Wingy

    1322. Powdered One's Hair

    1321. Drunk For Sure

    1320. Wankered

    1319. Pickled

    1318. Lit Like A Skyscraper

    1317. Been Bitten By The Tavern

    1316. Rushing The Growler

    1315. A Couple Of Chapters Into The Novel

    1314. Alcied

    1313. Drunk As A Big Owl

    1312. Shorty

    1311. Blown Over

    1310. Biting Into The Brute

    1309. Four Sheets To The Wind

    1308. Has Eaten Some Hull Cheese

    1307. Made A Bridge Of One's Nose

    1306. Slopped

    1305. Full As A Goog

    1304. Skating

    1303. Lined

    1302. Way

    1301. Pabbed

    1300. Souple

    1299. Plotzed

    1298. Boozing

    1297. Banged On Sauce

    1296. Primed To The Sticking Point

    1295. Bungful

    1294. Yappish

    1293. Scrambled

    1292. Jugged

    1291. Puggy

    1290. Umbriago

    1289. Countula

    1288. Snoozed

    1287. Three Sheets To The Wind

    1286. With One's Jib Well Bowsed

    1285. Buffy

    1284. Piffle

    1283. Got One's Glass Eyes

    1282. Going Over The Cognac Trail

    1281. Zooted

    1280. God-Awful Drunk

    1279. Slammed

    1278. Zagged

    1277. Whittin Stewed

    1276. Influenced

    1275. Has The Zings

    1274. Drunk And Down

    1273. Skunk

    1272. Staggers

    1271. Main Brace Well-Spliced

    1270. Swiny

    1269. Double-Dongued

    1268. Gone

    1267. Intoxed

    1266. Shot The Cat

    1265. Throwing A Wing-Ding

    1264. Drunk As A Top

    1263. High As Lindbergh

    1262. A Sheet In The Wind's Eye

    1261. Keelhauled

    1260. Ziced

    1259. Fettled

    1258. In The Sunshine

    1257. Trying Taylor's Best

    1256. Shitface

    1255. Pin

    1254. Thrown Away The Cork

    1253. Pizzicato

    1252. Smelled The Big Cork

    1251. Stinkarooed

    1250. Caned

    1249. FUBERed

    1248. Possessed

    1247. Elevated

    1246. Done An Archie

    1245. Switched

    1244. In For It

    1243. Hopped

    1242. Feeling One's Onions

    1241. Wettish

    1240. Drunker Than A Monkey

    1239. Sparred

    1238. Bearing The Ensign

    1237. Mops And Brooms

    1236. Soaken

    1235. In Orbit

    1234. Hammered To The Eyeballs

    1233. Waterlogged

    1232. Sodden

    1231. Haily Gaily

    1230. Dotty

    1229. Placated

    1228. Fizzed

    1227. Hictus Doctius

    1226. Can't Sport A Right Light

    1225. Chuko

    1224. Light-Headed

    1223. Toxified

    1222. Cushed

    1221. Has A Steamer In One

    1220. Drunk As A Little Red Wagon

    1219. Fishy

    1218. Jugged-Up

    1217. Knockered

    1216. Snooted

    1215. Liquified

    1214. Several Slugs Behind The Midriff

    1213. Mushy

    1212. Stonkered

    1211. Jumbo

    1210. Wet-Handed

    1209. Pissy-Arsed

    1208. Dipped Too Deep

    1207. Gonzo

    1206. In The Sack

    1205. Tied One On

    1204. Red-Eyed

    1203. Kaylied

    1202. Shot Full Of Holes

    1201. Pulled A Daniel Boone

    1200. Burnt

    1199. Folded

    1198. Drunky

    1197. Making Snakes

    1196. Full As A Boot

    1195. Perpetual

    1194. Pifficated

    1193. Sponge-Headed

    1192. Aced

    1191. Catoonkle

    1190. Freshish

    1189. Crocked

    1188. Tweaked

    1187. Roped

    1186. Hitting The Hooch

    1185. Jumbled

    1184. Vabooshed

    1183. Slickered

    1182. Demoralized

    1181. Halfway To Concord

    1180. Lightsome

    1179. Piscatorically

    1178. Tickeyboo

    1177. Blowing Beer Bubbles

    1176. In The Horrors

    1175. Drunk To The Pulp

    1174. Rum-Dumb

    1173. Soapy-Eyed

    1172. Blind As An Owl

    1171. Stumble-Drunk

    1170. Drowning One's Wits

    1169. Rubbered

    1168. Drunk As A Fool

    1167. Murky

    1166. Cheery

    1165. Made An Example

    1164. Taken A Grown Man's Dose

    1163. Passed

    1162. Singed

    1161. Bacchus-Butted

    1160. Squiffy

    1159. Sacrificed At The Shrine Of Bacchus

    1158. Heading Into The Wind

    1157. Dipped The Schnozzle Too Deep

    1156. Boozing It

    1155. Bubbed

    1154. Gin Crazed

    1153. Rinsed

    1152. Giddy

    1151. Maggoty

    1150. Drunk As A Kettlefish

    1149. In The Bag

    1148. Tight As A Boiled Owl

    1147. Petrificated

    1146. High As A Steeple

    1145. Upon The Go

    1144. Muddy

    1143. Brick In The Hat

    1142. Higher Than A Giraffe's Toupee

    1141. Got A Turkey On One's Back

    1140. Lushed

    1139. Has The Uglies

    1138. Vinolent

    1137. Blew

    1136. Ball-Dozed

    1135. Comboozled

    1134. Soused

    1133. Making Things Look Crimson

    1132. Been Too Free

    1131. Done The Act

    1130. Bulged

    1129. Fighting A Bottle

    1128. Fou As Betty

    1127. Stone Cold

    1126. Fitshaced

    1125. Seeing Pink Elephants

    1124. Diddled

    1123. Drunk As A Porter

    1122. Shick

    1121. Wise

    1120. Unable To Sport A Right Line

    1119. Fearing No Man

    1118. Longlong

    1117. Cunted

    1116. Been In A Storm

    1115. Pissed As A Skunk

    1114. Flushed

    1113. Flying

    1112. Corning

    1111. Rulling

    1110. Walloped

    1109. Done Got

    1108. Hipped

    1107. Ripped Off

    1106. Stimulated

    1105. Muggy

    1104. Stunned

    1103. Too Far North

    1102. Spotty

    1101. In The Pen

    1100. Piss-Completed

    1099. Plonked

    1098. Under The Influence Of Liquor

    1097. Taken A Drop Too Many

    1096. The Flag Of Surrender Is Out

    1095. Stove In

    1094. Sticked

    1093. Dull In The Eye

    1092. Commode Hugging

    1091. Up In One's Hat

    1090. Lock-Legged

    1089. Roaring

    1088. Chocked

    1087. Busted In

    1086. Confused

    1085. Trounced

    1084. Gilded

    1083. Whistled

    1082. Has A Piece Of Bread And Teeth In The Head

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    1081. Striking It Down

    1080. Alight

    1079. Leaning

    1078. Seven Sheets To The Wind

    1077. Corkscrewed

    1076. Tipped

    1075. Spirited

    1074. Steeped

    1073. Hanced

    1072. Pied-Eyed And Shitfaced

    1071. Pinked

    1070. Taken A Drop

    1069. Past Going

    1068. Rolling

    1067. Bang Through The Elephant

    1066. Keeping One's Nose In The Cup

    1065. Ebriate

    1064. Deep

    1063. Dead In The Water

    1062. Drunk As A Bassiard

    1061. Sighting The Yellow Star

    1060. Mawdin

    1059. Riding Out Of Town With Nothing But A Head

    1058. Soaked One's Face

    1057. Drunk As A Poet

    1056. Drunk As A Soot

    1055. A-Tappin' The Bottle

    1054. Spreed

    1053. Up On Blocks

    1052. Blank

    1051. Put Down

    1050. Slewed

    1049. Knocked Blooey

    1048. Geeded

    1047. Feeing Dizzy

    1046. Spinning On The Merry-Go-Round Of Cocktails

    1045. Snookered

    1044. Smashed The Teapot

    1043. Turugiddy

    1042. Relaxed

    1041. Tight As A Goat

    1040. Tin-Hatted

    1039. Flatch Kennurd

    1038. Scrooped

    1037. Cropsick

    1036. Tanking

    1035. Back Teeth Well Afloat

    1034. Dingy

    1033. Surveying The Highways

    1032. Took A Dive

    1031. Full As A Piss-Ant

    1030. Blind Staggers

    1029. Boozing One's Jib-Stay

    1028. Floppy

    1027. Drunk As A Monkey

    1026. Hot As A Red Wagon

    1025. Torqued

    1024. Tipply

    1023. Backed

    1022. Drunk As A Hog

    1021. Sank Like A Rock

    1020. In High Spirits

    1019. Bibamus Papaliter

    1018. Skunked

    1017. Far Gone In One's Cups

    1016. Snacked

    1015. Flying High

    1014. Pickled Oneself

    1013. Washed

    1012. Blazing Fou

    1011. Chippit

    1010. Reading Geneva Print

    1009. Drunk As An Autumn Wasp

    1008. Whipped The Cat

    1007. Has The Senses Reeling

    1006. Irrigated The Ulcers

    1005. Waving A Flag Of Defiance

    1004. Boozy-Woozy

    1003. Drunk As A Dog

    1002. Completely Of It

    1001. Into The Sauce

    1000. Towered

    999. Got Barley Fever

    998. Whooping It

    997. Caught

    996. Sloshed To The Ears

    995. Kronk

    994. Wounded

    993. Making A Night Of It

    992. Full Of Red Disturbance

    991. Bloated

    990. Whaled

    989. Looped

    988. Chokka

    987. Potated

    986. Blowing

    985. Redirected

    984. Too Convivial

    983. Full To The Brain

    982. Mizzled

    981. Muntered

    980. Having A Time

    979. Ka-Floot

    978. Piston Broke

    977. Pitted

    976. Haulin' Hell Out Of Its Shuck

    975. Having A High-Heeled Time

    974. In The Ozone

    973. Wide-Open

    972. Reached A Hundred Proof

    971. Has The Sun In One's Eyes

    970. Raunchy

    969. Been There And Back

    968. Cancelled

    967. Freighted One's Crop With Likker

    966. Has One's Wet Sheet Aboard

    965. Sawed

    964. Screechers

    963. Sheep Drunk

    962. Hee-Hawing Around

    961. Skunky

    960. Dipped One's Bill

    959. Gaged

    958. Spliced The Main Brace

    957. Kneed

    956. Inky

    955. Quadded

    954. In Theper Story

    953. Cupped

    952. Frail

    951. Spitting Feathers

    950. Full As A Googy Egg

    949. Catched

    948. Copped A Reeler

    947. Vibing

    946. Bombed Out Of One's Skull

    945. Coxy-Foxy

    944. Likker-Soaked

    943. Jarred

    942. Burned One's Shoulder

    941. Playing Camels

    940. Funky

    939. Toxed

    938. Demented

    937. Half Geared

    936. Shredded

    935. Quoxed

    934. Putrid

    933. Flutered

    932. Zoobang

    931. Motto

    930. Knows How The Cards Are Dealt

    929. Intoxicated

    928. Kaput

    927. Totty

    926. Wiped

    925. Fluted

    924. Bit On

    923. Cock-A-Hoop

    922. Drunk As A Barrel Full Of Monkeys

    921. Wassailed

    920. Friccaséed

    919. Giggled

    918. Likkerish

    917. Carrying A Heavy Load

    916. Bubby

    915. Wollied

    914. Slopping

    913. Glued

    912. Ripped

    911. Drunk As An Aardvark

    910. Well-Bottled

    909. Butt Ugly

    908. Popped

    907. Mauled

    906. Waazooed

    905. Egged

    904. Lit Like The Sky

    903. Tippling

    902. Copper-Nosed

    901. Shaking A Cloth In The Wind

    900. Bugged

    899. Half As Sober As A Judge

    898. Whittled As A Penguin

    897. Cupshaken

    896. Heinous Drunk

    895. Revved Up

    894. Lap In The Gutter

    893. Just South Of Bejasus

    892. Frozen

    891. Stale Drunk

    890. Can't Find The Floor

    889. Stozzled

    888. Horizontal

    887. Southern-Fried Drunk

    886. Squashed

    885. Rough About The Edges

    884. Grade-A Certified Drunk

    883. Zounk

    882. Smitten By The Grape

    881. Cheerio-Tipsy

    880. Piddled

    879. Quite Gone

    878. Down The Creek

    877. Can't See Through A Ladder

    876. Putting It Away

    875. Absolutely Done

    874. Has A Thick Tongue

    873. Stiff As A Goat

    872. Drunk Like Wedding Guests

    871. Two-Thirds Kicked In The Ass

    870. Geed

    869. Shaggy

    868. Blobbing

    867. Played

    866. Swiveled

    865. Has A Pot In The Pate

    864. Dissolute

    863. Iced

    862. Laying Out One's Kit

    861. Sauced

    860. Tight As A Mink

    859. Blowzy

    858. Fuddle

    857. Stinko Profundo

    856. She Had Cider Inside Her Insides

    855. Tiddely

    854. Buttwasted

    853. Lapped

    852. Full As A Fiddler's Fart

    851. Drunk As A Devil

    850. Pegged Too Low

    849. Admiral Of The Red

    848. Hiddy

    847. Sizzled

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    846. Reeking

    845. A Full Cargo Aboard

    844. Schnoggered

    843. Bunned

    842. Street-Loaded

    841. Full As A Pig's Ear

    840. Ginned

    839. Walking On Rocky Socks

    838. Indentured

    837. Heeled

    836. Crumped

    835. Tossed

    834. Psyched

    833. Hogwhimpering

    832. Woofed

    831. Poffered

    830. Tip Merry

    829. Mocus

    828. Rampaging

    827. In The Clouds

    826. Tipsy

    825. Capernotie

    824. Amidst One's Cups

    823. Tilted

    822. Has A Brindle Taste In One's Mouth

    821. Blissed

    820. Flown

    819. Subtle As A Fox

    818. Cruising

    817. Drunk As A Kite

    816. Tits Up But Breathing

    815. Torrid

    814. Swipy

    813. Half There

    812. Spiked

    811. Scranched

    810. Spliffo

    809. Prestoned

    808. Stone Blind

    807. Drawn A Blank

    806. Visited The Bottom Of The Manger

    805. Dished

    804. Confoundedly Cut

    803. Intemperate

    802. Fried To The Eyes

    801. Has Scalt One's Head Pad

    800. Pizz

    799. Has A Brass Eye

    798. Soogeying The Bulkhead

    797. Cranky

    796. Yappy

    795. Scotch Mist

    794. Reeling 'Round Like A Puppy Tryin' To Find A Soft Spot To Lie Down

    793. Got One's Topgallant Sails Out

    792. Showing One's Hobnails

    791. Bit

    790. Has The Aunty Ems

    789. Ale-Washed

    788. Maxed

    787. Bunked

    786. Pistol Shot

    785. Carrying Too Much Sail

    784. Lifting One's Elbow

    783. Waxed

    782. Crashed And Burned

    781. Wilted

    780. Tollol

    779. Jiggered

    778. Moonlit

    777. Switched-On

    776. Bucket Is Crackers

    775. Cheerful

    774. Ragged

    773. Whammied

    772. Bummed

    771. Touched

    770. Thrashed

    769. Done

    768. Cut In The Craw

    767. Crackling

    766. Betty Booped

    765. Hitting The Red-Eye

    764. Willy-Wacht

    763. Commencin'

    762. Wine Of Ape

    761. Belly

    760. Making Hey-Hey

    759. In A Bad Way

    758. Smoked

    757. Mellowish

    756. Flush With The Brim

    755. It's Showing On One

    754. Souffléd

    753. Jollying

    752. Raised One's Monuments

    751. Dyeing Scarlet

    750. Sottish

    749. Jickey

    748. Rats In The Attic

    747. Studding Sails Out

    746. Ready To Pass

    745. Making Wavy-Rule

    744. Thick-Headed

    743. Snubbed

    742. Tacked

    741. Sent

    740. Guzzled

    739. Gin Soaked

    738. A Little Cut Over The Head

    737. Snerred

    736. Seeing Triple

    735. Soul In Soak

    734. Bevvied Up

    733. Off One's Face

    732. Stocious

    731. Puggled

    730. Smeekit

    729. Canned

    728. Dipso

    727. Obliterated

    726. Obliviated

    725. Marinated

    724. Massacred

    723. Ruined

    722. Disgusting

    721. Scooped

    720. Gourded

    719. Larruping

    718. Sniffy

    717. Ratarsed

    716. Wet

    715. Cherry-Merry

    714. Drunk As An Emperor

    713. Falling Down

    712. Shitty

    711. Hotter Than A Skunk

    710. In Liquor Pond

    709. Slurks

    708. Pinning One On

    707. He's Prince Eugene

    706. Copped The Brewer

    705. Got A Crumb In One's Beard

    704. Primed To The Nuts

    703. Concerned With Drink

    702. Preserved

    701. Poopied

    700. Bar Kissing

    699. Gold-Headed

    698. Hebriated

    697. Moist Around The Edges

    696. Dead To The Wide

    695. Bacchanalian

    694. It's Getting To One

    693. Toes Down

    692. Blinking

    691. Thirsty

    690. Bongy

    689. Swallowed A Tavern Token

    688. Drunk As A Mouse

    687. Worse For Wear

    686. Schice

    685. Laid Right Out

    684. Piffled

    683. Mixed-Up

    682. Ripskated

    681. Been To Bungay Fair

    680. Thumped Over The Head With Sampson's Jawbone

    679. Gambrinous

    678. Feverish

    677. Soaked

    676. High As A Cat's Back

    675. Trimmed

    674. Jingled

    673. Whoozy

    672. Besotted

    671. Been With Sir John Goa

    670. Schicker

    669. Starchy

    668. Snarfed

    667. Sopping

    666. Tangled

    665. Drunk As A Rolling Fart

    664. Full As A Fairy's Phone Book

    663. Sopped

    662. Tacky

    661. Capoonkle

    660. Yaupish

    659. Puttin' On The Rollers

    658. Drunk As The Drum Of A Wheelbarrow

    657. Loopy

    656. Can't Hit The Ground With One's Hat

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    655. Seen The Devil

    654. Feshnushkied

    653. Drunk As A Fiddler

    652. Delirious

    651. Pooped

    650. Blacked

    649. Ratty

    648. Keyed

    647. Leaked

    646. Altogethery

    645. Troused

    644. Bent

    643. Pistorically

    642. Legless

    641. Plowed Over

    640. Snuffy

    639. Sozzly

    638. Relaxing

    637. Coagulated

    636. Slathered

    635. Grog On Board

    634. Ebrious

    633. Got The Glanders

    632. Footless

    631. Chap-Fallen

    630. Mad With It

    629. Burst

    628. Pulled A Shut-Eye

    627. Sloud

    626. Bloody

    625. Fallen Among Thieves

    624. Vegetable

    623. Has A Cloth In The Wind

    622. Pissing Fou

    621. Commin' On

    620. Soft

    619. Socked

    618. Goes Over The Tops Of Trees

    617. Rummed

    616. At Rights

    615. Slewed In One's Hammock

    614. Bosky

    613. Sank Like A Stone

    612. Fed One's Kitty

    611. Little Off The Beam

    610. Liquor-Struck

    609. Teched

    608. Whacked

    607. Wamblety-Cropped

    606. Blind

    605. Moccasined

    604. Palatic

    603. Druuncen

    602. Stolling

    601. Taverned

    600. Wasted

    599. Brahms & Liszt

    598. Feeling One's Booze

    597. Floated

    596. Zonkers

    595. Practically Down

    594. Rather Touched

    593. Tired And Emotional

    592. Titley

    591. Dead

    590. Gestunketed

    589. Geared

    588. Canned To The Crow's Nest

    587. Fou As A Wulk

    586. Squiffed

    585. Shicery

    584. Blindo-Blotto

    583. Been At A Plowing Match

    582. Tiddy

    581. Full Flavored

    580. Absolutely Shited

    579. Drank More Than One Bled

    578. Blind-Fou

    577. The Bloody Flag Is Out

    576. Bowing To The Bottle

    575. Whoofits

    574. Talking To Jim Beam

    573. Swilliking

    572. Awry

    571. Tiffled

    570. Sixs Under

    569. Beer-Muddled

    568. JD'd To The Max

    567. Sweet

    566. Stone

    565. Whisky-Raddled

    564. Whoop-De-Do

    563. K.O.'d

    562. Been Drowning The Shamrock

    561. Blind As Chloe

    560. Crispy

    559. Fried To The Tonsils

    558. Abuzz

    557. Flostered

    556. Incognitibus

    555. Rorty

    554. Dipped In The Wassail Bowl

    553. Biting The Brute

    552. Has A Full-Grown Case Of Booze Blind

    551. Blighted

    550. Florid

    549. Salted Down

    548. Full Of Liquor

    547. Whisky-Frisky

    546. Rummed Rye

    545. Kronked

    544. Cup Too Much

    543. Dizzy As A Dame

    542. Upside Down

    541. Shice

    540. Primed To The Trigger

    539. Lit Like A Kite

    538. Whoopeed

    537. Drowning Frustration In Rum

    536. Got Some In One

    535. Quartzed

    534. Drunk As Mice

    533. Drunk As A Fiddle

    532. Seen The Sun

    531. Burned

    530. Cockadoodled

    529. Mitered

    528. Crunk

    527. Bumpsy

    526. Fou-Drunk

    525. Stony

    524. Forced Down At A Hangar

    523. Top-Loaded

    522. Forward

    521. Scratched

    520. Been To The Saltwater

    519. Consumed A Rancid Oyster

    518. Mangled

    517. Scragged

    516. Slambasted

    515. Toppy

    514. At Ease

    513. Arseholes

    512. 45 Degrees Listed

    511. Whiskyfied

    510. Raughty

    509. Torn Up

    508. Flabbergasted

    507. Steamboats

    506. Invigorated

    505. Banjanxed

    504. Sloughed

    503. Staggery

    502. Kailed Up

    501. Psatzed

    500. Razzle-Dazzled

    499. Snaped

    498. Feeling It

    497. In The Cellar

    496. Drunk As The Devil

    495. Full Cocked

    494. D And D

    493. Drunk As A Skunk In A Trunk

    492. Fly-By-Night

    491. Mug Blotts

    490. Full Of Courage

    489. A Few Too Many

    488. Stoked

    487. Shot

    486. Screwed Tight

    485. Knocked Out

    484. Potty

    483. Three Parts Five-Eighths

    482. Whipcat

    481. Intemperate As Silenius

    480. Chokker

    479. Has A Pinch Of Snuff In One's Wig

    478. Sosseled

    477. Likkered

    476. Spacy

    475. Unsteady On One's Feet

    474. Petrified

    473. Rotten

    472. Beargred

    471. Stiff As A Board

    470. Flying On One Wing

    469. Spoiled

    468. Bubbled

    467. Filled Up To The Bung

    466. Chirping Merry

    465. Drunk As A Cock

    464. Shagged

    463. Can't Drive A Nail

    462. Pissy-Drunk

    461. Dissipated

    460. Clairmonted

    459. Drunk As Dionysus

    458. Real Turned On

    457. Messed-Up

    456. Woggly

    455. Concerned With Liquor

    454. Tanned

    453. Rat-Assed

    452. Quarrelsome

    451. Stotious

    450. Cued

    449. Full As A Piper

    448. Stupefied

    447. Barrelhouse

    446. Babalas

    445. Swine-Drunk

    444. Miffy

    443. Done A Falstaff

    442. Spifficated

    441. Whatsed

    440. Ramaged

    439. Rip-Roaring

    438. Dumped

    437. In Rare Form

    436. Drunk As A Broken Cart Wheel

    435. Pissed As A Cunt

    434. Wigged

    433. Scraunched

    432. Loppy

    431. Dinged-Out

    430. Ape

    429. Real Tipsy

    428. Hocus

    427. Watered

    426. Splashed

    425. Wearing A Lamp Shade

    424. Lathered

    423. Melted

    422. Stoned Getting Those Grapes

    421. Hitting It

    420. Stunked

    419. Impaired

    418. Mullet-Eyed

    417. Belligerent

    416. Suttle

    415. Whopped

    414. Drunk As Zeus

    413. Fried To The Hat

    412. Marockgoolus

    411. Long-Whisky

    410. Vamooshed

    409. Shoed The Goose

    408. Peppy

    407. Has Froze One's Mouth

    406. Having A Tumble Down The Sink

    405. Half Bent Out Of Shape

    404. Pissed As Arseholes

    403. Down The Tubes

    402. Weak Jointed

    401. Tomado

    400. Drunk As An Earl

    399. Geeked

    398. Done A Vanishing Act

    397. Sinking Like A Rock

    396. Staggering Around

    395. Womblety-Cropt

    394. Buffed

    393. Ky-Eyed

    392. Frenzied As Thyia

    391. Dull-Eyed

    390. Pot-Valorous

    389. Hoary-Eyed

    388. Blowed

    387. Tanglefooted

    386. Drunkok

    385. Fuzzy

    384. Asotus

    383. Backwards

    382. Laying Out Dead

    381. Pickled One's Debts

    380. Potulent

    379. Knocked Off One's Pins

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    378. Wetting One's Goozle

    377. Up Large

    376. Grilled

    375. Chugged

    374. Cockeyed

    373. Diluted The Blood In One's Alcohol System

    372. Drunk As Hoot

    371. Killed

    370. Snoutful

    369. Burnt As An Owl

    368. Lying In The Gutter

    367. Copey

    366. Frayed

    365. Swatted

    364. Laid

    363. Corned

    362. Stepping High

    361. Swillo

    360. Has The Staggers

    359. Mealy Mouthed

    358. The Sun Has Shone On Them

    357. Pee'd

    356. Antifreezed

    355. Down With The Fish

    354. Done To The Wide

    353. Arseholed

    352. Bouncing It Off

    351. Well-Mulled

    350. However Many Sheets One Has, They're All In The Wind

    349. Celebrating

    348. Ginnified

    347. Zonk

    346. Raised

    345. Blurred And Fogged With Moonshine

    344. Beyond The Fringe

    343. Fucked

    342. Doubled

    341. Sleepy

    340. Skizzled

    339. Drunk As An Ape

    338. Stiffed

    337. Dipped One's Beak

    336. Iced To The Eyebrows

    335. Blotto

    334. Clear Out

    333. Made Come

    332. Voom-Voom

    331. Translated

    330. Easy Over

    329. Jammed

    328. Toped

    327. Zipped

    326. Woody

    325. Flako

    324. Tiffed

    323. Rung One

    322. Flying One Wing Low

    321. Fuckered

    320. Binged

    319. Kerfuckered

    318. Boozed-Up

    317. Annihilated

    316. Stinko

    315. Muzzed

    314. Gheed

    313. Lekker

    312. Butt Drunk

    311. Having A Warmer

    310. Inflamed With Wine

    309. Gizzled

    308. Piped

    307. Battered

    306. Got One's Tank Filled

    305. Unable To Scratch Oneself

    304. Tatered

    303. Derailed

    302. Chasing The Duck

    301. Saw Montezuma

    300. Heated One's Copper

    299. Skimished

    298. Barleysick

    297. Cold

    296. Arfarfanark

    295. Likkerous

    294. Floothered

    293. Jolted

    292. Has Been Making Fun

    291. Crosseyed

    290. Glazed Over

    289. Drowning One's Troubles

    288. Drowning One's Sorrows In The Flowing Bowl

    287. Ass Over Tit

    286. Comatose

    285. The Worse For Wear

    284. Corny

    283. Toes Up

    282. Has Bunged One's Eye

    281. Having A Cooler

    280. Totally Had It

    279. Tubed

    278. Wam-Bazzled

    277. Wall-Eyed

    276. Drowning Brain Cells

    275. Horseback

    274. Stiff As A Ramrod

    273. Schnozzled Too Deeply

    272. Mixed

    271. Gutted

    270. Tight As An Owl

    269. Driving The Brewer's Horse

    268. Tizzied

    267. Bit By A Barn Weasel

    266. Wobbly

    265. Skated

    264. Whoozled

    263. Doomed

    262. Schlonkered

    261. Barfy

    260. Staggering

    259. Real

    258. Burned To The Ground

    257. Stoused

    256. Groggy

    255. Remembering Parson Mellham

    254. Palled

    253. Filled

    252. Under The Affluence Of Incohol

    251. Got One's Skinful

    250. Wearing Beer Goggles

    249. Shot To Ribbons

    248. A Drop On

    247. About Had It

    246. Tight As A Duck's Arse

    245. Zotted

    244. Lushing It Around

    243. Zeed-Out

    242. Fogged In

    241. Bromian

    240. Flooding One's Sewers

    239. Bought The Black Sun

    238. Bombed Out Of One's Mind

    237. Drunk As A Pope

    236. Swacked

    235. Blown

    234. Daffy

    233. Shifassed

    232. Drunk As A Fart

    231. Making Hell Pop Loose

    230. Motherless

    229. Moon-Eyed

    228. Passed Out Of The Picture

    227. Knocked Over

    226. Shucked

    225. Been To Olympus

    224. Fossilized

    223. Sozzled

    222. Hiccius Doccius

    221. Wrapped

    220. Muzzy

    219. Kerflummixed

    218. Bent Out Of Shape

    217. Sank Like A Brick

    216. Hugging The Bottle

    215. Dizzy

    214. Boozed The Gage

    213. One's Back Teeth Well Afloat

    212. Goggle-Eyed

    211. Lit To The Guards

    210. Embalmed

    209. Cuckooed

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    208. Full As A Tunne

    207. Destroyed

    206. Swinnied

    205. Hair On One's Tongue

    204. Biting Them Off

    203. Flusterated

    202. Lubed

    201. Down In Drink

    200. Plucked

    199. Has Taken Hippocrates' Grand Elixir

    198. Squirrely

    197. Debauched

    196. Has The Screaming Meemies

    195. Sotto

    194. Snootered

    193. Leathered

    192. Drunk In One's Dumpes

    191. Tripped

    190. Smashed

    189. Potted

    188. Drunk As A Tinker

    187. Throwed Off

    186. Alecied

    185. Scorched

    184. Been Barring Too Much

    183. Adrip

    182. Upholstered

    181. High As The Sky

    180. Hitting The Jug

    179. Beautifully Lit

    178. Gone Wild

    177. Put In The Pin

    176. Lit Like A Lighthouse

    175. A Soul

    174. Tangled-Legged

    173. Tap-Shackled

    172. Bipped

    171. Keyed To The Roof

    170. Ears Are Ringing

    169. Carrying Ballast

    168. Peekish

    167. Sniffed The Barmaid's Apron

    166. Borracho

    165. Leaping

    164. Been Driving The Brewer's Horse

    163. Crushed

    162. Flying Light

    161. Aled

    160. Has The Whoops And Jingles

    159. Set

    158. Screeching

    157. Molo

    156. Seeing The French King

    155. Lifting The Little Finger

    154. Behind The Scenes

    153. Squared

    152. Listened To The Owl Hoot

    151. Crooking The Little Finger

    150. Temulentious

    149. Putting One On

    148. Biled As An Owl

    147. Mopped

    146. Pruned

    145. Woggled

    144. Had A Smell Of The Barmaid's Apron

    143. Deado

    142. Moored In Sot's Bay

    141. Jaked

    140. Rileyed

    139. Drunk As Elpenor

    138. Stibbed

    137. Kranked

    136. Market Fresh

    135. Jagged

    134. Comin

    133. Swoozled

    132. Drunk As Piss

    131. Fresh In Drink

    130. Lit Like London

    129. Reeling Ripe

    128. Drunk As A Beggar

    127. A Drop Too Much

    126. Stingoed

    125. Sapped

    124. Fetched The Brewer

    123. Choc Full

    122. Full As A Goat

    121. Pissed

    120. Has The Teeth Well Under

    119. Barrel Fever

    118. Loony

    117. Soaked In Rye

    116. Has Lost A Shoe

    115. Slobbered

    114. Kicking The Devil

    113. Guttered

    112. Foolish

    111. Hit One's Kettle

    110. Mastok

    109. Liquor Plug

    108. Poisoned

    107. Swizzly

    106. Chemically Imbalanced

    105. Soaked It

    104. Bunnied

    103. Fun-Loving

    102. Druneena

    101. Locked

    100. Rummied

    99. Showing One's Booze

    98. Tippy

    97. Has The Yorks

    96. Sewed With Booze

    95. Has Boozed The Gage

    94. Wearing A Barley Cap

    93. Freefall

    92. Quaked

    91. Into It

    90. Stretched

    89. Sluicing The Worries

    88. Under The Influence Of Alcohol

    87. Ploxed

    86. Whoopied

    85. Spifflicated

    84. Loaded One's Cart

    83. Punch Aboard

    82. Boozington

    81. Three Bricks Short Of A Load

    80. Deads

    79. Has Spoken With One's Friend

    78. Switchy

    77. Steaming

    76. Fixed

    75. Giving It A Bash

    74. Conked

    73. Drunk As A Billy Goat

    72. Yaupy

    71. Knows Not The Way Home

    70. Choked

    69. Slanted

    68. Bung

    67. Trashed Out Of One's Gourd

    66. Full

    65. Blanked

    64. Shnickerd

    63. Honked

    62. Snafu'D

    61. Some-Drunk

    60. Capped Off

    59. Blazing

    58. Having The Eyes Opened

    57. Drunker Than Hell

    56. Laid Back

    55. About Blowed One's Top

    54. Middling

    53. Liquored

    52. Soako

    51. Lighting

    50. Phfft

    49. Jolly Fu'

    48. Pallooral

    47. Inebriated

    46. Bitten By A Barn Mouse

    45. Up A Tree

    44. Zooed

    43. Blinders

    42. Salubrious

    41. Bent Like Shrimp

    40. Lapped The Gutter

    39. Sunk Like A Brick

    38. Shinny

    37. Banging

    36. A Glass Too Much

    35. Drunk As A Swine

    34. Fish-Eyed

    33. Bewottled

    32. Has A Cut Leg

    31. Dog Drunk

    30. Kanurd

    29. Crocko

    28. Lit Like A Church

    27. Certified

    26. Fuddled As An Ape

    25. Bollocksed

    24. Smurfed

    23. Cork High And Bottle Deep

    22. Rockaputzered

    21. Flusticated

    20. Came Home By The Villages

    19. Like An Owl In An Ivy Bush

    18. Pleasantly Jingled

    17. Roostered

    16. Been Too Free With Sir John Strawberry

    15. Pissed As A Fart

    14. Schloggered

    13. Swively

    12. Has Seen The French King

    11. Tight As Andronicus

    10. Muled

    9. Drunk As A Badger

    8. Dizzified

    7. Maggered

    6. Has The Head Full Of Bees

    5. Trousered

    4. Shithoused

    3. Goat-Drunk

    2. Fucked Up

    1. Drunk

    NOTES:

    Modifier variants don't count i.e. 'bit drunk' or 'very drunk'; no offensive variants; Tense variants are excluded i.e. one of 'in the bag' or 'is in the bag', though 'bagged' would still count; nothing that reflects alcoholism rather than being drunk; no words whose primary usage is drug or hangover based; nothing invented by Michael McIntyre.

    h/t The Drunktionary, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Dickson - Words

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