I was the star in my school nativity, complete with giant gold cardboard headdress. During my leading of the wise men to Nazareth the headdress fell off and the wise men trampled it. 6 year old me swore loudly at them on stage then ran off crying. My mother has it all on video.
This is awful. Just like the hsbc student account! A load of utter tripe based on stereotypes and changing your personality to fit in. The best part about uni is meeting people with the same interests as you - whether that's slam poetry or lacrosse or being a lad! Oh yeah.. And the…Â
Split up with your boyfriend before your gap year so you don't have to do it over the phone from Europe when you meet your future husband. That boyfriend you have now? He's lovely but he's not the one!
I think my mum should get an award for this one: I got it in, but when the time came to get it out I realised my hymen hadn't broken properly so I had two bands of hymen basically holding this bloody tampon inside of me. Clearly I am freaking out and having read the tampon packet…Â
Put bra on, reach hand inside cups, grab boob and pull it up above the padding. Ta-dah, instant Jessica Rabbit. Just remember to remove your hand before leaving the house. Or don't. Your choice.
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