lizzyparent

For our first date, he took me to a park and we had a picnic. He brought his guitar, and hand-made sandwiches, crackers, chocolate covered strawberries, and fancy cheese. The biggest green flag, however, was when someone cat-called me when I was there, and he calmly walked up to them,… Read More

The Best Man got really drunk DURING the ceremony, the entire audience watched him chug out of a flask the entire time. Then, he went to do his speech, and just said "Good luck with the kids and pets and shit," and then passed out, fell head first off stage, and clobbered the bride's… Read More

For me, exercising has always been the best way to focus. If I have a big Uni test or a hard job at work, or if my mind is just all over the place, a quick work out always gets me in the right head space.

Grilled cheese (with American cheese) and canned tomato soup, served with a large glass of ginger ale. I'm a professionally trained chef, and yet grilled cheese is the best thing I could ever eat

We always make the ugliest Christmas tree! Tacky second grade ornaments covered in glitter, lights with reindeer heads, handfulls of cheap tinsel

Being in a relationship isn't about being the perfect partner. Perfection isn't real, or realistic. And if you feel like you have to be perfect with someone, or have to change yourself to get to that, it's probably not meant to be.