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Tom Cruise and J.Lo did a synchronized dance routine — complete with booty smacks.
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Jim Carrey showed up as a hippie and no one could tell who the hell he was.
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Rainn Wilson came out onstage naked, wearing nothing but a teddy bear.
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Pink, Lil' Kim, Mya, and Christina Aguilera performed "Lady Marmalade."
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Snoop Dogg and Kesha puffed and passed.
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Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis got a little handsy while presenting the award for Best Male Performance.
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Aubrey Plaza pulled a Kanye by running onstage to steal Will Ferrell's award for Comedic Genius.
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Halle Berry dared John Travolta and Hugh Jackman to ~expose themselves~.
11.
Jimmy Fallon felt up Sandra Bullock and picked her nose in all its glory.
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Amy Schumer and Amber Rose took part in a shocking makeout sesh.
13.
Mike Myers and Chris Brown had an epic dance battle.
14.
James Franco and Seth Rogen lit up.
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Lindsay Lohan ripped off her baggy clothes before performing a very Britney-esque hip-hop routine.
16.
Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen shared a long, steamy kiss.
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Reese Witherspoon went on a rant about sex tapes, naked pics, and reality shows.
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Rita Ora ripped off Zac Efron's shirt to give the people (you and I) what they wanted (his abs).
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Andy Samberg performed “Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions” while making fun of action movies.
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T.A.T.U.'s performance ended with hundreds of girls kissing onstage.
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Host Conan O'Brien cut off Channing Tatum's acceptance speech by revealing a giant dick pic.
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Sarah Michelle Geller and Selma Blair won Best Kiss and...well...kissed.
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Mark Wahlberg dropped the f-bomb multiple times while accepting the MTV Generation Award.
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While Ed Helms serenaded the audience, Ken Jeong performed an interpretative dance inspired by the most underrated character in The Hangover.
25.
Kristen Stewart, in a very Kristen Stewart way, dropped her Golden Popcorn.
