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28 Simple Things All White People Just Love To Do

Meet at Olive Garden at 6:10?

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1. Taking home mini shampoo bottles from hotels.

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And lotion...and soap.

2. FaceTiming their pets.

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"MOMMY LOVES YOU."

3. Ordering complicated Starbucks drink orders.

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Wet, no water, in a venti cup.

4. Getting unlimited breadsticks at the Olive Garden.

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And asking for some to take home.

5. The dollar section at Target.

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"OMG these scented erasers are THREE FOR $1.00!"

6. Eating chips and salsa at Mexican restaurants until they're no longer hungry enough for the dinner they just ordered.

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Can I get this to go?

7. Getting excited over new laundry detergent and/or fabric softener.

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8. Making stores price-match other stores.

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9. Putting frozen grapes in their glass of wine.

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It doesn't get watered down this way!

10. Hitting up weekend yard sales.

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And then selling their findings on Amazon.

11. The feeling of pushing a new shopping cart.

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With their dog in it.

12. Using forks to eat sushi.

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13. Instagramming a picture of a plane's wing with the caption "take me back."

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#takemebacknoooow

14. Asking for "extra" guac at Chipotle.

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"Sorry. Just a tiny bit more!"

18. Picking out their favorite pieces in a bag of Chex Mix.

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19. Getting upset when Netflix doesn't load properly.

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This seriously can't be happening right now.

21. Fighting with others over a game of Monopoly.

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"JUST GIVE ME FUCKIN' PARK PLACE."

23. Complaining about the weather.

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Ugh it's in the 60s again.

25. Developing a passionate relationship with kale.

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"Who wants to try my kale cookies?"

26. Laminating and labeling.

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"I love to L&L!"

27. Making shapes with Nutella on bread before they eat it.

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"IT'S A HEART!"

28. And Googling themselves.

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"OMG that's not me!"

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