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28 Simple Things All White People Just Love To Do

Meet at Olive Garden at 6:10?

1. Taking home mini shampoo bottles from hotels.

2. FaceTiming their pets.

3. Ordering complicated Starbucks drink orders.

4. Getting unlimited breadsticks at the Olive Garden.

5. The dollar section at Target.

6. Eating chips and salsa at Mexican restaurants until they're no longer hungry enough for the dinner they just ordered.

7. Getting excited over new laundry detergent and/or fabric softener.

8. Making stores price-match other stores.

9. Putting frozen grapes in their glass of wine.

10. Hitting up weekend yard sales.

11. The feeling of pushing a new shopping cart.

12. Using forks to eat sushi.

13. Instagramming a picture of a plane's wing with the caption "take me back."

14. Asking for "extra" guac at Chipotle.

15. Yacht parties...

16. ...in Sperrys.

17. Clapping at the end of the movie.

18. Picking out their favorite pieces in a bag of Chex Mix.

19. Getting upset when Netflix doesn't load properly.

21. Fighting with others over a game of Monopoly.

22. Amazon Prime.

23. Complaining about the weather.

24. Making announcements on Facebook.

25. Developing a passionate relationship with kale.

26. Laminating and labeling.

27. Making shapes with Nutella on bread before they eat it.

28. And Googling themselves.