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If You Mark 24/34 Of These Things, You're An ~Extra~ Dog Parent

We're all guilty of a *little* spoiling.

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    You have a nickname for your dog that’s a shortened version of their name
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    You also call them by a made-up pet name
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    Actually, you have like 193 names for your dog
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    You've celebrated your dog's birthday
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    You've also thrown your dog a birthday party
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    And bought them presents
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    You've talked to your dog using a baby voice
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    You've let your dog lick you directly on the face
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    You've let your dog sleep in your bed with you
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    But you've also bought your dog its own comfortable bed
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    You've thought about your dog anytime you aren't with them
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    And you've wondered if they are thinking about you, too
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    Your dog has chewed up something of value and you weren't that mad
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    You've spent a very long time choosing their dog food
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    As well as their treats
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    You've fed them scraps of human food
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    You've bought them at least one Halloween costume
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    And you've made them wear a holiday sweater
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    You own more than one piece of clothing for your dog
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    You snap your dog at least once a day
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    And you've had to offload all your dog photos because you didn't have any more storage
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    You've thought about how they look cute while peeing
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    You've taken them to a doggie spa
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    You've taken them to a doggie hotel
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    You've had entire conversations with them
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    You've wondered what it would be like to text your dog
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    You've been personally offended when someone doesn't comment on how cute your dog is
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    You've given up parts of your wardrobe for them to chew on because it makes them happy
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    You've found yourself in Target spending more money on them than on yourself
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    You've attempted to teach them how to hug you
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    You've planned your weekends around your dog
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    You've bought them more than seven types of treats
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    You've bought them a Puppuccino before
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    You only give them filtered water to drink

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