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22 Reasons Why Fall Sucks For Women With Big Boobs

Oh dear lord, it's cold nipple season.

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3. Scarves always get shoved up to your chin.

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5. You're not buttoning that cardigan.

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Those buttons are basically for show.

7. Leaves get stuck in your cleavage.

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8. Cable-knit sweaters always make your boobs look even bigger.

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9. Other people are excited that it's cool enough to go running, but you're still having the same old problems.

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Fall layering for you means more sports bras.

10. You can't see your cute fall boots.

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11. You know full well that puffer vests are a closed option to you.

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Not unless you want to feel like you're wearing a sumo wrestling costume.

12. Ponchos can make you feel like a circus tent.

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13. You feel like the only person who doesn't get to reap the flattering benefits of the fall blazer.

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It's like you're wearing a beautiful, tailored picture frame... for your boobies.

14. Layering your clothes makes you feel super bulky.

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15. You are envious of everyone who can pull off the cute "button-up shirt under a sweater" look.

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19. You forget how exhausting pumpkin patches can be when you have to carry around another set of pumpkins.

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20. When you carve a pumpkin and you lean over the table and pumpkin gunk gets all. over. your girls.

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21. Fighting the crowds during Black Friday for clothing deals is pointless, because nothing is going to be in your size.

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