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22 Reasons Why Fall Sucks For Women With Big Boobs

Oh dear lord, it's cold nipple season.

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1. When you're suddenly attacked with the dreaded THO: Titty Hard-On.

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2. Getting your coat zipped requires the jaws of life.

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3. Scarves always get shoved up to your chin.

4. Oversized sweaters are never oversized on you.

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5. You're not buttoning that cardigan.

6. Every Halloween costume looks like it was meant to be a sexy Halloween costume.

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7. Leaves get stuck in your cleavage.

8. Cable-knit sweaters always make your boobs look even bigger.

9. Other people are excited that it's cool enough to go running, but you're still having the same old problems.

10. You can't see your cute fall boots.

11. You know full well that puffer vests are a closed option to you.

12. Ponchos can make you feel like a circus tent.

13. You feel like the only person who doesn't get to reap the flattering benefits of the fall blazer.

14. Layering your clothes makes you feel super bulky.

15. You are envious of everyone who can pull off the cute "button-up shirt under a sweater" look.

16. When you see everyone excited about "No Bra Day" and you know that there's no way that you can participate.

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17. Having to deal with all the "sexy" sports apparel.

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Or all the ladies' jerseys that are too tight in the chest. We'll just wear the guy's jerseys, thanks.

18. When your favorite team scores, jumping up and down in excitement is not a super good idea.

19. You forget how exhausting pumpkin patches can be when you have to carry around another set of pumpkins.

20. When you carve a pumpkin and you lean over the table and pumpkin gunk gets all. over. your girls.

21. Fighting the crowds during Black Friday for clothing deals is pointless, because nothing is going to be in your size.

22. You would give your first born for a cute peacoat that would actually fit you.

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