Did This Insane Thing Happen In Florida Or Russia?

Because Florida and Russia are basically the same place.

  1. 1. A naked woman got her head stuck in a staircase railing and claimed she was trying to spice up her sex life.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  2. 2. A man got naked and prayed in the middle of a busy street during rush hour.
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    2. Russia
  3. 3. A woman got stuck in a trash chute after she tried to find makeup she had thrown away.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  4. 4. A woman was arrested for refusing to stop feeding bears.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  5. 5. A law passed to ban internet cafes was so poorly written that it also accidentally banned all computers and smartphones.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  6. 6. A woman intentionally hit a duck with her car because it refused to eat the candy she offered it.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  7. 7. A woman attempted to wash her car's windshield with gasoline.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  8. 8. A man hid in a store until it closed, then stole $5,000 (USD) worth of vodka.
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    2. Russia
  9. 9. A newlywed couple on their honeymoon was arrested after beating up three police officers.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  10. 10. A man was arrested after he left behind his assault rifle and more than 100 rounds of ammunition at Ikea.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  11. 11. A man yelled racial slurs and hurled bricks at children before he escaped on his ex-wife's bicycle.
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      Florida
    2. Russia
  12. 12. A man drank 5 gallons of vodka...and lived.
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      Florida
    2. Russia

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