4. Allusione Sheath -- $288
Leo: This looks like someone ate four different dresses and then vomited them back up. In the most elegant of manners, bien sûr.
Kristin: This is the dress equivalent of the giant robot all the Power Rangers make when they combine forces to fight Godzilla.
Leo: I literally have no idea what you are talking about.
17. Stripe Block Tunic -- $285
Leo: I'm pretty sure this looks just like a psychological test the FBI administers to prospective agents.
Kristin: This is what you'd wear if your wanted to camouflage yourself at a J.Crew.