All 48 Outfits Cher Horowitz Wears In "Clueless", Ranked

I can't even see the whole ensemble, but I know I hate it. I'm not a fan of tank tops over t-shirts or chunky short necklaces, so this is a perfect storm of ick for me.

Best part of the outfit: the blue of the tank top.

In another world, the top is good, but under a jean vest it's gross city. (A jean vest??? Nope.) Then there's the skirt, which is kind of okay but nothing more.

Best part of the outfit: the top.

What 15-year-old would wear this? But even if Cher were 33, I don't know if I would like it. It's weird in a boring way. I think it'd be better if it were tighter.

Best part of the outfit: the white shirt, which could be okay on its own.

Like I said before, the whole tank-tops-over-t-shirts thing is a big no-no in my book, so I'm prohibited from liking this outfit.

Best part of the outfit: the tank top's shade of pink.

This is one of the outfits you don't see much of, so it's difficult to judge properly, but from what I can see it's not a winner. Fun is 10,000 miles away and it's not chic enough to make up for it.

Best part of the outfit: the red-y pink of the sweater and cardigan.

NO MORE TANK TOPS OVER T-SHIRTS. But this one ranks the highest because it's such a full, unique outfit. Like, fair play, Cher. I don't like it, but go nuts.

It all feels 2x too big. If the jacket were unbuttoned, it might be alright. (I've just realized this ensemble without the jacket shows up later on the list, and it feels like a different outfit.)

Best part of the outfit: the put-together mood.

This is an interesting one. My eyes can see it's not that bad, but my brain refuses to agree. It feels childish and annoyingly faux quaint.

Best part of the outfit: the floral pattern on the dress.

Nothing stands out. The shirt casts a forgettable spell over the whole thing. Also, this is the skirt Cher's wearing in the big jacket shopping outfit. (She wears the whole bottom half of this ensemble in one of my top 10 outfits as well.)

Best part of the outfit: the skirt.

The dress is fun! The jacket on top of it not so much. I don't like a minuscule jacket. What's the point? Are your arms really cold but your side's hot?

Best part of the outfit: the dress itself.

Another one that feels childish to me. It's the combination of the sleeves and the bow. Also...do you see that little baby purse she's holding? Do you see it? Run.

Best part of the outfit: the shade of green, I guess.

I know we can barely see anything, but sweatshirts are great. I have to rank this as high as I can without being unreasonable simply because I'm Team Sweatshirt. What are the others teams? Don't know.

Best part of the outfit: the sweatshirt!

It's bold, which I admire, but the skirt's a bit off for me. It's too high waisted. And while the jacket and the top are alright-to-good, they don't make up for it.

I like the bikini top, but I don't love love the shawl thing. Also, as you're about to see in the next picture, there's a hat that's SO not my thing.

Best part of the outfit: the check.

This feels like something a Valentine's Day fairy masquerading as a real girl in a Disney Channel Original Movie would wear, and I mean that as an insult.

Best part of the outfit: the skirt.

Other than the mystery sweatshirt outfit, this is the least Cher ensemble of the movie. Even thought it lacks pizazz, hey, it's alright. I like the sweater a lot.

Best part of the outfit: the sweater.

I like the top stuff well enough, but because I can't see the bottom stuff, I've got to play it safe in terms of a ranking. For an outfit to make it any farther with only some of the ensemble showing, it's got to be "A" quality.

Best part of the outfit: the jacket.

Those small ruffles on the sleeves make this another outfit that feels middle school-y to me. But I like the blue mini skirt, despite not really being able to see it. 

Best part of the outfit: the shoes.

It's kind of a nothing outfit, but there's something charming. Maybe it's the shade of purple, which is solid, but it's probably the hair clips.

Best part of the outfit: the hair clips.

Okay, so this one almost gives off that same childish thing, but the preppiness brings it back from the brink just enough. I don't want the dress in a billion colors, but it's a cute outfit.

(Special shoutout to Dionne's awesome outfit here.)

Best part of the outfit: the preppiness.

This is the same skirt the Valentine's Day fairy wore, but the black top makes it work. Cher wears the top situation with and without a cardigan.

Cher only wears this briefly, but I find it pretty. It doesn't reach awesome level – mainly because the color and the waist are both sort of bland, I think – but it's totally fine.

Best part of the dress: the flowey-ness.

Yes, you can't see much of it, but I know in my heart that I would buy this from ASOS. It's a nice white summer dress. What more could you want from a simple outfit?

Best part of the outfit: the dress...which is the whole outfit.

Imagine seeing Cher walking in this. It's cute, right? I know I've made my distaste for tank tops over t-shirts clear, but this top over a t-shirt is good with me.

Best part of the outfit: the black top thing.

Something tells me ranking this as high as #23 is controversial!, but I'm sticking to my guns. I really, really like the pants, and the shirt is fun, too! If only it weren't shiny. That's not a yay.

Best part of the outfit: the pants.

A top that's good enough to make up for the lack of bottom. Necklace aside – which, bleh – I would wear this with some black jeans if I needed to look put together without looking like I was trying.

Best part of the outfit: the sweater, obviously.

I'm 100% sure there are people for whom this is a top 5 Cher outfit, and I get it. This is wildly cute if the vibe is your thing, but it's not really my thing.

I adore this top part so much that it's able to rank #20 without me having any clue what the bottom looks like. It's classy casual, which is such a hard feeling to capture. If you find it, don't let it go, kids. (I don't like that she wears a sweater with it at the beginning.)

I mean, a pink bathrobe is a good look. That's all there is to it.

Best part of the outfit: the bathrobe.

The skirt seems shorter than I'd be comfortable in, but maybe it's the angle? Regardless, even if it's too much for me personally, Cher looks adorable.

Best part of the outfit: the tights.

This silhouette isn't my usual style, but it's good here. It's not a memorable "Oh my god, absolutely," but, yeah, a very cute outfit.

Best part of the outfit: the color.

This one's a simple champion: it's just sneakers, jeans, a white crop top, a pink sweater, and a necklace (which I would rather live without). Miraculously, the combination of all those run-of-the-mill items makes a remarkably cute outfit.

Best part of the outfit: the combination of everything.

The sheer confidence this gives off. It's such a power move to workout in something this cute, and I celebrate it.

Best part of the outfit: the check.

Putting the hat aside, because I have nothing positive to say about it, this outfit exudes classy-preppy-queen-b. That's an excellent thing to exude.

Best part of the outfit: the matching jacket and skirt.

My god do I wish the top were cuter, because I adore the idea. Those high-waisted light purple pants are stellar and a white crop top is exactly what they need.

Best part of the outfit: the pants.

Cute pink PJs. Absolutely. 

Best part of the outfit: the comfy-ness.

Yes, this is a pretty standard cute look, but it's a stalwart for a reason. A mini skirt with a nice, simple shirt is always a good road to take.

Best part of the outfit: the skirt.

Another classy-preppy-queen-b winner, but this one's wonderfully understated. It gets the job done well without any fuss, which I enjoy in an oufit.

Best part of the outfit: the preppiness.

I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I would wear this sweater vest outfit in a heartbeat. The whole thing is precisely the kind of cool I want to be.

Best part of the outfit: the skirt.

Before I started working on this, I thought I would rank Cher's look here much lower, but it's really grown on me. I almost love it now, with or without the backpack she takes off. (This is what Cher's wearing under the jacket in #42, and it's the same bottom as #40.)

This feels to me like a better version of the grey preppy greatness (#14). The shirt's not my style normally, but I support it with all my might.

Best part of the outfit: the skirt.

This is my favorite fluffy look by faaaaaar. Like, I don't wear any fluff ever and I'd wear this. It's somehow both futuristic and classic.

Best part of the outfit: the skirt.

More very cute pajamas. I don't know why I like this more than the cuddly plaid ones, but I do. This would be a go-to for me.

Best part of the outfit: the matching.

This is the zenith of stereotypical prep. Well, without the jacket it's not as fantastic, but we're going to pretend that's not the case because it's bonkers perfect with the jacket. I'm even okay with the hat!

Best part of the outfit: the plaid.

I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress. I want this dress.

It speaks for itself.