28 Fictional Men That Made The Thirst Real In 2014
Excuse me while I watch Captain America rip this log in half.
1. Oberyn Martell (Game Of Thrones)
Level of Thirst: The number of curses you yelled when he met his untimely defeat at the hands of The Mountain.
2. Sherlock (Sherlock)
Level of Thirst: The number of times you reblogged this fucking gorgeous hair ruffle.
3. Danny Pink (Doctor Who)
Level of Thirst: The number of adorable eye crinkles that appear when he makes this face.
4. Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)
Level of Thirst: The depth of Nogitsune! Stiles' 1,000-year-old under-eye circles.
5. John Watson (Sherlock)
Level Of Thirst: The number of mustache hairs that were ultimately sacrificed to the bathroom sink via razor and peer pressure.
6. Will Graham (Hannibal)
Level of Thirst: The number of dogs Will's probably stolen.
7. Peter Quill (Guardians Of The Galaxy)
Level of Thirst: The amount of plays Hooked On A Feeling has on Spotify.
8. Scott McCall (Teen Wolf)
Level of Thirst: The number of times you've looked at Scott McCall and thought to yourself, Teen Captain America.
9. Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)
Level of Thirst: The number of memories that have been wiped from his mind.
10. Coriolanus (Coriolanus)
Level of Thirst: The number of GIF-sets you reblogged of bloody Tom Hiddleston taking a shower.
11. Charles Xavier (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
Level of Thirst: The number of times you've also wanted to punch Magneto in the face.
12. Joe MacMillan (Halt and Catch Fire)
Level of Thirst: The number of squeals that erupted from you when you saw an explicitly bisexual character on TV.
13. Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)
Level of Thirst: However hard you laughed at this terrible joke.
14. Connor Walsh (How to Get Away With Murder)
Level of Thirst: I can't write anything for this cause my brain is dribbling out of my ears.
15. Sam Wilson (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)
Level of Thirst: The number of times Steve said, "On your left."
16. Cal Morrison (Orphan Black)
Level of Thirst: The number of sexual fantasies you've had about lumberjacks.
17. Quicksilver (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
Level of Thirst: The amount of shock you experienced when you realized he was your favorite part of this movie.
18. Augustus Waters (The Fault in Our Stars)
Level of Thirst: The amount of tears you spilled in the theater.
19. Harry Osborn (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)
Level of Thirst: The same as your thirst for Titanic-era Leo.
20. Four (Divergent)
Level of Thirst: The number of people who change factions.
21. Wes Gibbons (How to Get Away With Murder)
Level of Thirst: The amount of Harry Potter stars puberty was unfairly kind to.
22. Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
Level of Thirst: The number of days we waited for these two to be reunited.
23. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Level of Thirst: The amount of times Demon!Dean had sex and you were just screaming BUT WHY NOT WITH CAS?!?!
24. Hook (Once Upon a Time)
Level of Thirst: The number of times you've resisted making the obvious "I'm hooked on him" pun.
25. Erik Lehnsherr (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
Level of Thirst: The exact amount of confusion in Quicksilver's face. How do you guys not know that you're really gay for each other?
26. Henry Higgs (Selfie)
Level of Thirst: The glorious number of episodes this absolutely delightful show should have had.
27. Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)
Level of Thirst: The number of skinny jeans you own.
28. Steve Rogers (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)
Level of Thirst: Cannot be measured in the limits of the human mind.
*logs ripping in the distance*