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28 Fictional Men That Made The Thirst Real In 2014

Excuse me while I watch Captain America rip this log in half.

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1. Oberyn Martell (Game Of Thrones)

HBO

Level of Thirst: The number of curses you yelled when he met his untimely defeat at the hands of The Mountain.

2. Sherlock (Sherlock)

BBC

Level of Thirst: The number of times you reblogged this fucking gorgeous hair ruffle.

3. Danny Pink (Doctor Who)

BBC / Via doctorwho-stuffs.tumblr.com

Level of Thirst: The number of adorable eye crinkles that appear when he makes this face.

4. Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Level of Thirst: The depth of Nogitsune! Stiles' 1,000-year-old under-eye circles.

5. John Watson (Sherlock)

BBC

Level Of Thirst: The number of mustache hairs that were ultimately sacrificed to the bathroom sink via razor and peer pressure.

6. Will Graham (Hannibal)

Level of Thirst: The number of dogs Will's probably stolen.

7. Peter Quill (Guardians Of The Galaxy)

Marvel

Level of Thirst: The amount of plays Hooked On A Feeling has on Spotify.

8. Scott McCall (Teen Wolf)

MTV

Level of Thirst: The number of times you've looked at Scott McCall and thought to yourself, Teen Captain America.

9. Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

Marvel

Level of Thirst: The number of memories that have been wiped from his mind.

10. Coriolanus (Coriolanus)

National Theater Live

Level of Thirst: The number of GIF-sets you reblogged of bloody Tom Hiddleston taking a shower.

11. Charles Xavier (X-Men: Days of Future Past)

Level of Thirst: The number of times you've also wanted to punch Magneto in the face.

12. Joe MacMillan (Halt and Catch Fire)

AMC

Level of Thirst: The number of squeals that erupted from you when you saw an explicitly bisexual character on TV.

13. Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

Sony / Via rebloggy.com

Level of Thirst: However hard you laughed at this terrible joke.

14. Connor Walsh (How to Get Away With Murder)

ABC

Level of Thirst: I can't write anything for this cause my brain is dribbling out of my ears.

15. Sam Wilson (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

Marvel

Level of Thirst: The number of times Steve said, "On your left."

16. Cal Morrison (Orphan Black)

BBC / Via calmorrison.tumblr.com

Level of Thirst: The number of sexual fantasies you've had about lumberjacks.

17. Quicksilver (X-Men: Days of Future Past)

FOX

Level of Thirst: The amount of shock you experienced when you realized he was your favorite part of this movie.

18. Augustus Waters (The Fault in Our Stars)

FOX

Level of Thirst: The amount of tears you spilled in the theater.

19. Harry Osborn (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

Sony

Level of Thirst: The same as your thirst for Titanic-era Leo.

20. Four (Divergent)

Lionsgate

Level of Thirst: The number of people who change factions.

21. Wes Gibbons (How to Get Away With Murder)

ABC

Level of Thirst: The amount of Harry Potter stars puberty was unfairly kind to.

22. Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

AMC

Level of Thirst: The number of days we waited for these two to be reunited.

23. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

CW

Level of Thirst: The amount of times Demon!Dean had sex and you were just screaming BUT WHY NOT WITH CAS?!?!

24. Hook (Once Upon a Time)

ABC

Level of Thirst: The number of times you've resisted making the obvious "I'm hooked on him" pun.

25. Erik Lehnsherr (X-Men: Days of Future Past)

FOX

Level of Thirst: The exact amount of confusion in Quicksilver's face. How do you guys not know that you're really gay for each other?

26. Henry Higgs (Selfie)

ABC

Level of Thirst: The glorious number of episodes this absolutely delightful show should have had.

27. Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)

FOX

Level of Thirst: The number of skinny jeans you own.

28. Steve Rogers (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

Marvel

Level of Thirst: Cannot be measured in the limits of the human mind.

*logs ripping in the distance*

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