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1. This fiber cereal whose title is actually quite literal.
2. This pocket-sized disposable restroom...
3. What's not to love about this ~unique~ Halloween mask?
4. Get your shower gel from this nose for optimum grossness.
5. Greet Jeff Goldblum and this monkey as you enter and exit the shower.
6. A reverse tightening gel, for women's nether regions.
7. This "heart-shaped" bike light.
8. Fill your belly with some unicorn meat.
9. This rainbow-and-pot-of-gold cookie cutter looks almost like...something else.
10. Cocaine...the energy drink.
11. This soap specially formulated to clean "weeners."
12. This muscular police officer–merman Christmas tree ornament.
13. Fulfill your fantasies with Moby's Dick, an anatomically correct whale penis dildo.
14. Wake up and go to bed to Nicholas Cage with this silk pillowcase.
15. This wall decal of a grandma using an inhaler should be a staple in every living room.
16. Unwind after a long day by reading this erotic novel, Taken by the T-Rex.
17. Your guests should should get a kick out of knocking on your door with this thing.
18. The title of this one is literally "Safe Sex for Left-handed Men porcelain bathroom fixture?" I'll just let that marinate.
19. This Channing Tatum gaming mouse pad.
20. Donald Trump toilet paper. Nuff said.
21. Surprise the golf lover in your life with these "Nuddie Tees."
22. And a Japanese shouting vase, "to hold your anger."
