Ship me to a body farm, so CSI types can learn as I decompose outside. After that they clean your skeleton and it is used in classes. I'm planning on getting a tattoo on my chest saying "No Autopsy!"
NO part of Jacksonville is "Central" Florida!! What is wrong with you people? And after the first year we stopped going to Disney because too many Yankees.
-- Kenj, Wolfson H.S. In Jax, and FSU. Screw the Gators.
And don't forget what we learned in the first Death Wish movie: a couple rolls of quarters in a sock swung with enough force can seriously f*ck someone up.
I'm a bit of a popper but I cannot get past this RN with no gloves, dirty fingernails, and reusing bloody/puss pads. My mom was an RN and knew better even taking out one of our splinters. If she cares so little for the health of her husband how is she going to treat her patients??…Â
My decade old yellow Dyson vacuum. Little pictures on it telling you how to do things are still incomprehensible but that sum'bitch can still suck the butthole out of the cat.
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