26 Truths About Growing Up In Florida

    What's worse? Snowbird season or lovebug season?

    1. When it hits 60 degrees, you're ready with a coat.

    2. You know which snakes are deadly.

    3. "Snowbirds" are your least favorite people.

    4. You know which beaches to avoid.

    5. Lovebug season is the bane of your existence.

    6. You've had a season pass to Disney...

    7. ...or Universal...

    8. ...or Busch Gardens.

    9. You were surprised to find out most schools start in September.

    10. The biggest game of the year is Florida State vs Florida.

    11. You probably had a fruit tree in your backyard.

    12. You probably don't even remember learning how to swim.

    13. You NEVER walk barefoot in the grass.

    14. You know the rain will come out of nowhere...

    15. ...but it won't last long.

    16. You probably went to high school with some future DJs.

    17. The FCATS were the worst part of your childhood.

    18. You've never had a "snow day", but you're very familiar with "hurricane days".

    19. Having a pool at your house was never a big deal.

    20. You have casually seen an alligator or crocodile out and about.

    21. Chances are, you haven't seen much of the "other Floridas".

    22. You always carry sunscreen...

    23. ...and mosquito repellent.

    24. You know to never, ever touch the metal part of the seatbelt.

    25. Your holiday cards had to be... creative.

    26. And, most importantly, you know that Publix subs are the greatest food on Earth.