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26 Truths About Growing Up In Florida

What's worse? Snowbird season or lovebug season?

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5. Lovebug season is the bane of your existence.

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FUCK. THAT.

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11. You probably had a fruit tree in your backyard.

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Pro: You always had fresh juice. Con: It was your job to discard the mushy, fallen garbage fruits.

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18. You've never had a "snow day", but you're very familiar with "hurricane days".

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"Time to board up the house and stock up on water... again."

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23. ...and mosquito repellent.

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You've definitely had no less than 35 bites at a time.