There's nothing like a game of Would You Rather to get everyone riled up and anxious as they ponder seemingly impossible choices. You really get to know a person when they tell you whether they'd prefer to eat their own hair or ride an elevator with a werewolf. But you've never seen Would You Rather questions like these.
These questions follow a whole range of NSFW topics. Yes, a lot of them are about sex, but some are just straight-up disgusting. You've been warned. Have fun!
If you're looking for something more family-friendly, we have a list of regular Would You Rather questions and one for kids, too.
1. Would you rather be blindfolded OR gagged?
2. Would you rather give a rimjob OR receive a rimjob?
3. Would you rather walk around your office or school all day with your favorite porn category labeled on your forehead OR have a vivid sex dream about your boss and have to tell them — and the rest of your team — about it, in detail, at the next board meeting?
4. Would you rather only have 'vanilla' sex, OR only have 'BDSM' sex?
5. Would you rather have anal sex every day OR a threesome every time you have sex?
6. Would you rather only be able to have sex once per year with the same partner, OR only be able to have one-night stands for the rest of your life?
7. Would you rather always have sex in the dark OR always have sex with the lights on?
8. Would you rather peg someone OR be pegged?
9. Would you rather watch strangers have sex OR have strangers watch you have sex?
10. Would you rather be silenced with a gag ball OR spanked with a paddle?
11. Would you rather only have very loud sex OR totally silent sex?
12. Would you rather have sex while blindfolded OR handcuffed?
13. Would you rather give five blowjobs per day OR have anal sex once every couple of months?
14. Would you rather be able to have sex, but only if a tarantula is crawling on you, OR never have sex again?
15. Would you rather have to be on top for the rest of your life OR on bottom for the rest of your life?
16. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one finds out OR not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?
17. Would you rather have sex with your lover once a week OR 22 times every month?
18. Would you rather sneeze OR fart every time you orgasm?
19. Would you rather smell like sex all the time OR smell like poop all the time?
20. Would you rather drink a cup of your partner's pee OR a cup of your own pee?
21. Would you rather tie someone up OR be tied up?
22. Would you rather give up oral sex OR sweet, delicious cheese?
23. Would you rather drink a shot of semen OR shot of pee?
24. Would you rather come randomly in public for the rest of your life OR never be able to come at all again?
25. Would you rather eat fresh food off the floor OR rotten food off of a model's body?
26. Would you rather your face be peed on OR your body be pooped on?
27. Would you rather have to wear the same pad all day while on a heavy period OR wear no pad/tampon on a light flow?
28. Would you rather think of your mom every time you orgasm OR prematurely ejaculate every time you have sex?
29. Would you rather not be able to use sex toys ever again OR never be able to have sex again?
30. Would you rather have sex on your period OR have sex after a long, sweaty workout?
31. Would you rather watch a couple kiss for five minutes straight OR watch a graphic sex scene with your parents?
32. Would you rather pee a ping-pong ball OR poop a bowling ball?
33. Would you rather never have an orgasm OR never find true love?
34. Would you rather wear the same thong for a month OR wear a stranger's dirty boxers for two weeks?
35. Would you rather only be able to kiss one person for the rest of your life OR kiss as many people as you want, but only once?
36. Would you rather get a text from a one-night stand that says, “I’m pregnant,” OR, “I have an incurable STD”?
37. Would you rather "69" with Black Panther on his throne OR pleasure yourself with the Winter Soldier's arm while he watches?
38. Would you rather marry the most boring person you know OR the most intense and demanding person you know?
39. Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR join in once to stop it?
40. Would you rather never have sex again OR never eat your favorite food again?
41. Would you rather have a stranger watch you have sex just once OR have a stranger watch you eat a full holiday meal by yourself?
42. Would you rather eat ice cream with ketchup OR a banana with ketchup?
43. Would you rather have to pull out a big clump of long hairs that have gathered in your butt cheeks OR pull out a long ingrown hair?
44. Would you rather only use mascara that's been shared with five other people OR use dirty makeup brushes that haven't been washed in a year?
45. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents OR have to watch your parents have sex?
46. Would you rather be the plus one in a couple's threesome OR have a threesome with your significant other, and bring in a third?
47. Would you rather have sex in the shower OR have sex on the floor?
48. Would you rather have teeth for hair OR hair for teeth?
49. Would you rather have your partner only be able to use their hands OR their mouth during foreplay?
50. Would you rather only have sex with your worst lay for the rest of your life OR have the most mind-blowing sex once and then never have sex again for the rest of your life?
51. Would you rather join the mile-high club with Falcon OR Hawkeye?
52. Would you rather have your parents walk in on you having sex in their bed OR show your parents your entire porn search history?
53. Would you rather never be able to masturbate again OR not be able to eat solid foods again?
54. Would you rather have sex in an extremely haunted place OR have sex in an extremely dirty place?
55. Would you rather hear dirty talk, but their voice is ridiculously annoying and makes you wanna die, OR have 100% silent sex?
56. Would you rather have your grandma walk in on you during sex OR walk in on your grandma during sex?
57. Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their butt after going number two?
58. Would you rather always finish blowjobs with cum in mouth OR facial?
59. Would you rather dive into a pool of semen OR blood?
60. Would you rather have 10-hour tantric sex with Vision OR 1 minute of really rough, bang-your-head-against-the-headboard sex with Quicksilver?
61. Would you rather do it doggy-style with Heimdall on Asgard's Rainbow Bridge OR with Iron Man on Stark Tower's helipad?
62. Would you rather give up sex for a year OR give up masturbating for a year?
63. Would you rather be caught mid-orgasm while receiving OR giving oral sex?
64. Would you rather give a blowjob to a micropenis OR a dick so thick that it maxes your mouth-opening capability?
65. Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
66. Would you rather receive oral sex from your celebrity crush for a week OR receive a lifetime supply of Pillsbury crescent rolls?
67. Would you rather, every time you orgasm, shout "I love you, Mom" OR shout "Long live the Queen" while saluting?
68. Would you rather for the rest of your life, live with pink eye OR bed bugs?
69. Would you rather accidentally text a nude picture of yourself to your parents OR accidentally butt-dial them during sex and then have to listen to the whole thing?
70. Would you rather have explosive diarrhea on your partner(s) during sex OR be the one who gets pooped on?
71. Would you rather receive oral sex from Loki OR give oral sex to Killmonger?
72. Would you rather give up bread forever OR give up oral sex forever?
73. Would you rather have sex in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom OR eat cranberry jelly?
74. Would you rather pick out a piece of food from your teeth OR pull out a hard booger from your nose?
75. Would you rather loudly orgasm after every time you cough OR come every time you sneeze?
76. Would you rather have to dive into a pool of snot once a day OR always have to shower in your own pee?
77. Would you rather wear the same bra for a month OR wear the same thong for a week?
78. Would you rather use a rusty razor clogged with hair OR use a lipstick that's dropped on the floor and covered in fluff?
79. Would you rather drink a pint of your worst enemy's pee while they look you in the eye OR eat a bowl of your own poop while everyone you've ever dated watches?
80. Would you rather receive an alert every time your parents have sex OR have your parents receive an alert every time you have sex?
81. Would you rather have sex with someone dressed as a Pokémon OR doing an impression of Dr. Phil?
82. Would you rather have penises for fingers OR have a vulva for a mouth?
83. Would you rather be forced to speak like Borat every time you have sex OR have your partner(s) only speak like Borat during sex?
84. Would you rather clean out some belly button lint OR peel off a sheet of skin from a sunburn?
85. Would you rather only be able to have sex in the shower OR on a table?
86. Would you rather have the greatest sex of your life for just one night only with Peter Quill OR mediocre sex for one week straight with Ant-Man?
87. Would you rather pop a big blister OR remove a chunk of ear wax?
88. Would you rather only be able to partake in 30-person orgies for the rest of your life OR never be able to have sex again?
89. Would you rather try every single sex position in the Kama Sutra with your crush OR try every single type of pie?
90. Would you rather pop a juicy pimple OR pull out an ingrown hair?
91. Would you rather eat pasta with ketchup OR carrots with Nutella?
92. Would you rather have someone finger you immediately after they eat spicy Buffalo wings OR accidentally get part of the skin on your penis torn off because it got stuck on someone's braces?
93. Would you prefer testicles that are abnormally small OR large?
94. Would you rather have sex in front of all your partner's friends OR their grandmother?
95. Would you rather have an obvious orgasm every time you are close to a piece of fruit OR never orgasm again?
96. Would you rather give M'Baku a hot oil massage OR receive a hot oil massage from Thanos?
97. Would you rather have sex only in pitch black darkness OR in public places?
98. Would you rather have sex with someone who talked nonstop OR who didn't make a peep?
99. Would you rather only sleep with people with bad breath OR accidentally burp every time you moan?
100. Would you rather have drunk sex OR high sex?
101. Would you rather give up penetrative sex OR oral sex?
