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Let's Talk About Don Lothario From "The Sims" And How He's Absolute Filth

This man needs to be stopped.

The Sims is such an iconic game. It was truly the hallmark of my childhood (and, if I'm honest, my twenties too).

I play the Sims to escape reality and live impossible fantasies—like having a house and job.

With four base games and an infinite number of expansion packs, stuff packs, and spinoff games, there's SO many different pre-made Sims to play around with. I could talk for days about the Goth family alone!

Bella Cassandra Mortimer and Alexander Goth

You know who else I could talk about for days? Don freakin' Lothario, that's who.

Don Lothario in "Sims 2"

Yeah, THIS guy. He's a menace to society and he needs to be stopped! Let's review:

SpongeBob cops holding "wanted" poster with Don's face on it

When we first meet him in "The Sims 2," he's engaged to Cassandra Goth.

Cassandra thinking about marriage

BUT Don is also boning his maid, Kaylynn Langerak.

Kaylynn as a maid in "Sims 2"

He's ALSO canoodling with Nina Caliente.

Don and Nina making out

AND he's also banging Nina's SISTER, Dina??!

Don fantasizing about the Caliente sisters and Cassandra in the hot tub

As if all that wasn't bad enough, Don also tried to make a move on his fiancé's MOTHER.

Don: "hey girl," Bella: "nobody likes you"

Yeah, that's right — he thought he could just casually hit on Bella Goth, NBD.

Don: "lovely night for stars isn't it?" Bella: "please leave" Don: "this is my house"

Don's rooftop was, of course, the last place Bella was spotted before she disappeared. But that's a whole other conversation.

John Mulaney: "Now we don't have time to unpack all of that"

The point is that Don Lothario is a disgusting little man who was cheating on his fiancé with not one, but THREE women, AND tried to bang her mom too.

In conclusion, Don Lothario is absolute trash.

Lifestyle choice I think people should follow every day: If anything bad happens in your sims game blame it on Don Lothario. For example: your sims house caught on fire or sims getting divorced

He may be hot, but he has the ugliest personality I've ever laid eyes on.

not don lothario saying people got issues-

And I will continue to drag him until the end of time!!!

Don Lothario introducing himself to new neighbours.