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18 Of The Most Cringeworthy Lyrics From 2015

Pour the drinks, bring the noise — it's time to recap the cringiest lyrics of the year!

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1. Charlie Puth, "Marvin Gaye (feat. Meghan Trainor)"

"Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on/You got the healing that I want"
Kevin Winter / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on/
You got the healing that I want
"

2. Madonna, "Bitch, I'm Madonna"

"We go hard or we go home/We gon' do this all night long/We get freaky if you want/Bitch, I'm Madonna"
MadonnaVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"We go hard or we go home/
We gon' do this all night long/
We get freaky if you want/
Bitch, I'm Madonna
"

3. Future, "Stick Talk"

"I ain't got no manners for no sluts/I'ma put my thumb in her butt"
FutureVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"I ain't got no manners for no sluts/
I'ma put my thumb in her butt
"

4. Britney Spears "Pretty Girls (feat. Iggy Azalea)"

"All around the world, pretty girls/Wipe the floor with all the boys/Pour the drinks, bring the noise/We're just so pretty!"
BritneySpearsVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"All around the world, pretty girls/
Wipe the floor with all the boys/
Pour the drinks, bring the noise/
We're just so pretty!
"

5. Omarion, "Post To Be (feat. Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko)"

"If your chick come close to me/She ain't going home when she post to be/I'm getting money like I'm post to be"
omarionmmg & Apple / Unicode

"If your chick come close to me/
She ain't going home when she post to be/
I'm getting money like I'm post to be
"

6. Justin Bieber, "Sorry"

"Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry?/'Cause I'm missing more than just your body"
Jason Merritt / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry?/
'Cause I'm missing more than just your body
"

7. Luke Bryan, "Spring Breakdown"

"I remember when we started this weeklong party/And to think that it's over/It makes me wanna spring breakdown"
Ethan Miller / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"I remember when we started this weeklong party/
And to think that it's over/
It makes me wanna spring breakdown
"

8. Nick Carter, "Get Over Me (feat. Avril Lavigne)"

"Now I got a stage five clinger/Tryna put a ring on my finger/Only want me cause I'm a singer/Get over me"
Astrid Stawiarz / Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"Now I got a stage five clinger/
Tryna put a ring on my finger/
Only want me cause I'm a singer/
Get over me
"

9. Silentó, "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)"

"Now watch me whip (Kill it!)/Now watch me nae nae (OK!)/Now watch me whip, whip/Watch me nae nae (Watch me do it)"
SilentoVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"Now watch me whip (Kill it!)/
Now watch me nae nae (OK!)/
Now watch me whip, whip/
Watch me nae nae (Watch me do it)
"

10. Matt & Kim, "Hoodie On"

"I don't dress up for much, just a hoodie on/I look like a king with a hoodie on/You care too much, it goes on and on/I wrote this song with a hoodie on"
Michael Buckner / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"I don't dress up for much, just a hoodie on/
I look like a king with a hoodie on/
You care too much, it goes on and on/
I wrote this song with a hoodie on
"

11. Meghan Trainor, "Dear Future Husband"

"'Cause if you'll treat me right/I'll be the perfect wife/Buying groceries/Buy-buying what you need"
MeghanTrainorVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"'Cause if you'll treat me right/
I'll be the perfect wife/
Buying groceries/
Buy-buying what you need
"

12. Miley Cyrus, "Dooo It"

"Yeah, I smoke pot/Yeah, I love peace/But I don't give a fuck/I ain't no hippy"
Tasos Katopodis / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"Yeah, I smoke pot/
Yeah, I love peace/
But I don't give a fuck/
I ain't no hippy
"

13. Eden xo, "The Weekend"

"We can let go/ Sippin rosé on that poolside Mandalay Bay Wanna be friends?/Phoebe Buffay/Can't get nuff of my hot tamale"
Eden xo & Apple / Unicode

"We can let go/
Sippin rosé on that poolside Mandalay Bay
Wanna be friends?/
Phoebe Buffay/
Can't get nuff of my hot tamale
"

14. Toby Keith, "35 MPH Town"

"It's right there in the Bible/We don't pull out/Spare the rod and you'll sour a 35mph town"
Kevork Djansezian / Rick Diamond / Getty Images & Apple / Unicode

"It's right there in the Bible/
We don't pull out/
Spare the rod and you'll sour a 35mph town
"

15. Fifth Harmony, "Worth It (feat. Kid Ink)"

"I don't like it, like it too soft/I like it a little rough, not too much/But maybe just enough"
FifthHarmonyVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"I don't like it, like it too soft/
I like it a little rough, not too much/
But maybe just enough
"

16. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, "Downtown"

"It's me, the M, the A-C, the K/Sounding like a French pimp from back in the day"
Ryan Lewis & Apple / Unicode

"It's me, the M, the A-C, the K/
Sounding like a French pimp from back in the day
"

17. Cee-Lo Green, "Robin Williams"

"I said we don't know, life reminds me of Robin Williams/We've got to laugh the pain away"
Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images

"I said we don't know, life reminds me of Robin Williams/
We've got to laugh the pain away
"

18. Chris Brown & Tyga, "Ayo"

"She too into me, I'm more into money/My hobby's her body, that pussy's my lobby/I'mma eat it, I'mma eat it"
ChrisBrownVEVO & Apple / Unicode

"She too into me, I'm more into money/
My hobby's her body, that pussy's my lobby/
I'mma eat it, I'mma eat it
"