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35 Perfectly Sassy Jessica Lange "AHS" GIFs That Will Give You Life

Slay Queen Lange, slaaaaay.

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1. When you have to change out of your club outfit on Sunday morning:

2. Whenever you finish watching a horrifically sad local news story:

3. When you're telling your friends about the new beau you're plotting to hookup with:

4. When it's Monday and you're already thirsty for #EggPlantFriday pictures:

5. When you're really feelin' your look:

6. When your period comes one week early:

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7. When someone's a little too clingy after a one-night stand:

8. When the bartender gives you a free round of shots:

9. When you realize it's actually Thursday and not Friday:

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10. When your waiter forgets to bring your table a bread basket:

11. When you start thinking about a convo you and bae had earlier and you realize shit don't add up:

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12. When someone forgets to wish you a happy birthday:

13. When the Starbucks barista doesn't spell your name correctly:

14. When you come home from work and your boyfriend with no job is in the same place you left him:

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15. When your friend won't give you their HBO Go password:

16. When you're stuck at the DMV for three hours:

17. When the cashier at McDonald's only gives you one sauce packet for 20 chicken nuggets:

18. When your crush likes one of your old profile pictures on Facebook:

19. When your professor gives you a homework assignment on the first day of class:

20. When your college keeps annoying you with emails asking for donations:

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21. When your best friend tries to upload unflattering #TBT pictures of you to Instagram:

22. When your brother orders you six chicken wings instead of twelve for dinner:

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23. When a stranger decides it's OK to slut shame:

24. When it's taking every fiber of your being to refrain from going from 0 to 100:

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25. When your neighbor asks about your plans after graduation:

26. When your date tells you he's never seen an episode of Friends:

27. When your significant other surprises you with a salad for dinner:

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28. When you invite your muggle friend over to have a Harry Potter movie marathon:

29. When your family forces you to go to church on Sunday:

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30. When bae needs to be disciplined:

31. When someone says Ariana Grande is a better singer than Mariah Carey:

32. When you run into someone you went to high school with on the train:

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33. When you remember you have a Snickers bar in the freezer:

34. When you have to save your friend from some overconfident dude at a party:

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35. And when you see someone who doesn't like you, so you make an effort to be especially cold:

Keep burning 'em at the stake, Queen Lange!

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"The American Horror Story: Freak Show finale airs tonight on FX at 10/9 central.

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