17 Waterproof Sex Toys So Good, Your Bathroom Might Need Soundproof Walls

Get a bucket. And a mop.

Note: While all of these awesome products claim to be waterproof, it's never a good idea to keep them underwater for a long period of time!

1. The Satisfyer Pro 2, an 11-setting wonder that uses air pulses to stimulate your clit without actually touching it, for an unbelievable feeling of suction that certainly doesn't suck.

Amazon

It comes with a magnetic USB cable for easy charging. Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on the Satisfyer!

Promising review: "I do not say this lightly. You MUST, MUST, MUST buy this product. At first I wasn't sure what it was or how it worked. I thought it was one of those sonic face scrubbers and didn't know why my hubby would buy me one of those, but boy was I wrong and glad of it. The Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation is like nothing else you've ever tried. This isn't for penetration, but for stimulation. It's the BOMB!! It's also waterproof and what it does in water is such a different feeling than what it does out of water that it's like two toys in one. It will put you in a different dimension. I never review products on Amazon, but my sweet hubby bought this for me, it arrived today, we tried it, and I had to post this. It really is the BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!" —ralph

Get it from Amazon for $29.95.

2. A sleek and flexible dual-stimulating vibe to bend to your every naughty whim.

Amazon

Forget an S.O., this baby will be your partner for life — literally, because it comes with a lifetime warranty. Plus it has 10 settings, is USB rechargeable, and can last for over two hours on one charge.

Promising review: "Um hello? This bad boy should be shipped to people with soundproofed walls! It's very quiet and powerful and beyond cute — you'll be the noisy one! What I love is that you can bend it to your exact liking — tip to the left, arm to the right, no the other right...absolute perfection. My other toys need to be dusted — this one rules for sure!!!" —Caroline

Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in two colors).

3. A USB-rechargeable vibrating cock ring with 12 speeds and a textured attachment for extra stimulation alone or with a partner. Yeah, you're gonna like it when you put a ring on it.

Amazon

Even if you're not a person with a penis or with a partner with a penis, this guy can be fun. Loop it around your fave dildo to add clit stimulation.

Promising review: "This toy will definitely add some spice to your fun. The ring size is rather small, but stretches well and wasn't uncomfortable on my average-sized member. It really does a good job of keeping you extremely engorged and the vibrations are strong! I used it with my partner, and she really liked the positioning above my member where it rubbed against her during intercourse. The recharging port is 'closed' off by the rubber coating, which gives it a nice waterproof design. I hope it lasts a long time, as we really enjoyed our go with it." —Jam Master Jay

Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in two colors).

4. A classic bullet vibe flaunting a flared base that makes it work for vaginal *or* anal play.

Hart's Desires

This baby is USB-rechargeable and has 20 (!!!) fun settings. It's available at Hart's Desires, a Black-owned, D.C.-based erotic shop run by husband and wife duo Tony and Shani Hart.

Get it from Hart's Desires for $59.99.

5. A slim G-spot vibe, which is not only waterproof itself, but might make you want to make your entire bed/couch/home waterproof — reviewers say it tends to bring on squirting orgasms.

Lovehoney

Instead of pushing a button, you twist the bottom to move between vibration speeds!

Promising review: "I absolutely, hands-down can’t recommend this highly enough for anyone! OMG, this hits the spot! It’s absolutely incredible to find such a great toy for such a low price, but honestly, this is the best G-spot stimulator money can buy! I didn’t know it was possible to squirt so much. It is unreal. Other toys just can’t compete with this one. If you're unsure as to whether to go for it or not, just do it, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to put down a waterproof sheet first!" —Gemstone

Get it from Lovehoney for $19.99 (available in four colors). Get the required AA batteries here.

6. A sleek masturbator that may look like a kitchen appliance, but is actually made for cooking up orgasms for people with penises. The replaceable lining is designed to feel like skin, so a shower for one can quickly start to feel like a shower for two.

Bellesa

Promising review: "If you're looking for something that's almost as good as the real thing, you've cum to the right place (pun entirely intended)." —Adam

Get it from Bellesa for $39 (available in two colors).

7. The Sweet Vibrations Pixie, a compact clitoral massager with flexible arms to really hit the spot.

Amazon

It's USB rechargeable, it has 10 settings, and it even comes with a lifetime warranty to always keep you ~satisfied~.

Promising review: "I love this cute little toy! It's a great travel companion; it fits in my toiletry bag and is super silent/discreet. It's now my favorite thing to bring on trips. My friend introduced me to the Sweet Vibrations brand and I LOVE all three toys I've purchased from them. The silicone is super soft and sleek, and they're waterproof and easy to clean. I love that this one has multiple pulse settings and patterns so it's fun to play with. I haven't used it with a partner yet, but I'm looking forward to breaking it out." —Anonymous in SF

Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in three colors).

8. An amazing triple function rabbit sure to have your whole body hopping for joy.

Lovehoney

The part with the anal beads is easy to bend, so you can use the toy without inserting them if you're not feeling it. Each part can work a different kind of magic — the clitoral stimulating "ears" have three speeds and seven vibration patterns, the shaft has beads inside that can rotate at three speeds, and the anal beads can also vibrate.

Promising review: "I love rabbit toys, and have a few in my collection, but I thought I'd try this triple vibrator. My first thoughts were that it's smaller than my other rabbits and also that I loved the color and material. Other than a failed attempt at using a butt plug, I've never really tried anal play. To begin with, I used this as a standard rabbit and, boy, it was good! The jelly beads tickled my perineum whilst the ears sent me wild. I dread to think what the neighbors thought about the noise! Next, I decided to insert the beads. I found it quite tricky as they are very soft and flexible. However, I did succeed and again I disturbed the neighbors. The sensation of the anal beads with the rabbit ears and vibrator drove me wild!" —Wide-awake

Get it from Lovehoney for $44.99. Get the required AAA batteries here.

9. A wearable textured vibe for when you feel like giving your partner (or yourself) the finger.

Adam & Eve

It comes loaded with batteries so it's ready to use right away!

Promising review: "When this arrived, my wife immediately liked it. She sat in front of me and used the vibrator for two orgasms and then turned it on me. If I'd only known, I'd have bought one of these many years ago! We agree that it's good for women and men and it's very strong for a little vibrator. This really does the trick." —Anonymous

Get it from Adam & Eve for $24.95.

10. A pocket-sized oral sex stimulator sure to leave you tongue-tied.

Lovehoney

It has three speeds and three patterns and is USB rechargeable.

Promising review: "This toy is small but mighty! I was quite shocked by how tiny it is, but it definitely doesn't skimp on sensations! I've tried this toy on every setting and I have to say there isn't a single one that I don't like! The first, slower setting mimics exactly the kind of oral I personally like, and is definitely one for those who like to take it slow and be teased. The faster continuous settings also feel amazing, especially when moving the toy ever so slightly from side to side. They definitely manage to bring me close to orgasm much quicker! However, the last couple of settings are personally my favorite, giving you a variety of sensations, both fast and slow. I found these settings to be the closest to real oral and they definitely brought me to several amazing orgasms! The trick with this is not to use too much pressure and to allow the tongues to gently flick across the clitoris. Less is definitely more with this toy! The silicone tongues are super soft and I didn't find them too difficult to clean, especially since it's waterproof! I can't wait to try this out in the shower! It's not too loud, even on the faster, more powerful settings, and it's whisper quiet on the slower ones. It's already up there with my favorite toys!" —Kitten25

Get it from Lovehoney for $49.99 (available in two colors).

11. A sensational stimulator that basically does it all — one end provides the feeling of clitoral suction while the other works like a classic vibrator. Two in one, we love to see it.

Amazon

Both the suction end and the vibrator have 20 modes, and you can control them separately to find your perfect combination. Plus, it's conveniently USB rechargeable.

Promising review: "My wife has always had difficulty achieving orgasm. We’ve tried all sorts of devices, but this was the first suction-type one we’ve used, and it sure does the trick! Lots of settings for just the right intensity. Instead of an hour or more, it only takes her about 10-15 minutes! It can get a little loud on the higher settings, but that’s just because it’s so powerful (and besides, she gets so loud you can’t really hear the vibrator anyway!). But all that, alone, wouldn’t entice me to write a review of a sex toy on Amazon (I never write reviews for anything). After a few months, the charging cord quit working. I was looking online to try to find a replacement I could buy, but in the product reviews people kept saying how great their customer service is and to just ask them. So I emailed them, and literally THREE MINUTES LATER got a reply: not only would they send me a new charging cord, they were also sending A WHOLE NEW DEVICE for free! So now we have two, so one can always stay charged! Are you kidding me?! That’s how you make a customer for life! Other companies need to take note." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $54.99 (available in two colors).

12. A vibrating silicone starfish friend made for folks of all body types to grind up against to their heart's content and that truly puts the ~naughty~ in nautical.

Cute Little Fuckers

It has five modes and five speeds and is rechargeable, and it's specifically designed to work for all types of genitals and even cover them during sexy times for users who experience dysphoria. The awesome brand, Cute Little Fuckers, is queer-owned and makes a whole line of waterproof, adorable, and inclusive toys!

Promising review: "My partner and I have had so much fun with this! It's so soft and all the different parts have such different sensations. The bullet is so strong too, I can only use it on the first setting!! As a nonbinary person I've been so pleased with this toy — it really alleviates any dysphoria I have about playing and it's such a relief! What a lovely toy from an incredible company!" —Kate

Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $79.

13. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa AirVibe, because of course our sex toy collab has all the bells and whistles you could ever ask for in a vibe. I'm talking internal vibrating and external sucking stimulation (with 10 and five settings respectively), a cute case, a rechargeable battery, and of course, a waterproof design.

Bellesa

Promising review: "I bought this hearing all the great reviews and I was eager to try it. I loved the packaging and the colors — beautifully made. Decided to use before my morning shower and get the day going. Once I pressed on, not even three minutes in, my eyes ROLLED, my knees BUCKLED, and I had to catch myself. I held in what could've been a loud scream! I managed to somehow get it off and laughed so hard because had I not, orgasms would've kept coming. This thing is powerful and magical!! Best purchase of my life." —DJ

Pre-order it from Bellesa for $59.

14. A vibrating butt plug sure to leave you ass-king for more.

Babeland

It ~comes~ with a vibrating bullet inside that's removable, so you can swap it for a fave vibe you already have (though it won't be waterproof if the vibe you put in isn't).

Get it from Babeland for $39.99.

15. A clever vibe designed with an ergonomic handle to help even beginners get a grip on great internal or external stimulation.

Babeland

The flexible, slim bulb on the end is insertable, and the wide part by the handle also vibrates and has little nubs to stimulate the entire vulva. It charges via USB and has three speeds and two patterns.

Get it from Babeland for $124.99.

16. A vibrating strapless "strap-on" that'll allow folks with vaginas to pleasure themselves while penetrating a partner. It vibrates at both ends and the area around the wearer's clitoris is textured for double the fun.

Adam & Eve

It has nine modes and charges via USB.

Get it from Adam & Eve for $79.95.

17. And finally, the ultimate bathtub companion, the I Rub My Duckie, a vibrating take on an old favorite toy to help you rub-a-dub-dub one out. Even Ernie would be seriously shook.

Bellesa

This little cutie's got seven vibration modes.

Promising review: "It does more than you'd expect and it's cute enough to leave out without being suspected of its use, haha." —AJ

Get it from Bellesa for $29 (available in three colors and prints). Get the required AAA batteries here.

Get ready to be-come awfully fond of these toys.

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The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and clarity.