1. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that over 5,000 clit owners swear by. It stimulates with vibrating airwaves without actually touching your clitoris. What is this brilliant sorcery???
2. A mega-viral rose vibrator dubbed "The Soul Snatcher" by TikTok. If reading the enthused reviews doesn't want to make you buy this baby immediately, I don't know what will.
3. A Womanizer Pro 40 with six suction intensity levels so you can work your way up as you work yourself up. It's rechargeable, but the two hour lifespan gives you plenty of time to ~relax~ during playtime.
4. The We-Vibe Melt, which you can def use solo, but it also pairs with an app that a partner can control from anywhere with Wi-Fi. Buh-bye, long-distance blues.
5. A sleek option that's a splurge, but perhaps a small price to pay for the amazing multiple orgasms that reviewers say come included with it.
6. A wonderfully whimsical penguin-inspired air pulse toy who may be dressed fancy but is ready for some nautical nonsense — and he doesn't mind if he gets squirted on in the process.
7. The Unbound Puff, a medical-grade silicone, easy-to-hold, five-speed friend that's as cute and compact as it is effective at getting you off. Plus it's waterproof and rechargeable!
8. An affordable, no-frills, battery-operated suction toy with six powerful vibration settings that'll leave you (and your bank account) jumpin' for joy.
Promising review: "Well, I bought this because I’m a clit orgasm lady. I had read so many reviews saying this was the toy to have. Since my mini bullet had died, I thought why not. Soon as it arrived I was home alone and feeling frisky! My god, this did not disappoint!! I came so fast it was unreal, proper leg shaking and body writhing. Soon as the kids were in bed, I told the hubby of my cheeky purchases, and he got frisky too. I used my new toy whilst he was inside me, and wow was it intense. I need a lot of clit stimulation during sex, and this is not always possible depending on position, but as soon as this was on and he was in, my god!! Best orgasm I had had in a long time! Hubby said it made me clench so tight that he came quicker than normal too. This will definitely be a newfound friend for us in the bedroom. Not just for solo or foreplay but during too. ;)" —NaughtMrsS
Get it from Lovehoney $27.99+ (originally $34.99; available in two colors).
9. A powerful toy with a tongue-mimicking function in addition to a suction one, for an even more realistic, oral-like experience that's sure to leave you tongue-tied.
10. A JOI THRUST thrusting G-spot vibrator and tongue clit licker with nine impressive licking modes, plus an app-friendly design to really take you over the *edge*. Let me break it down for you: C-spot action + G-spot action = a bigger and better O.
Honey Play Box is a small sexual wellness company in California run by a group of sex educators and self-proclaimed lesbian meme queens who are passionate about all things pleasure being positive, inclusive, and accessible.
Promising review: "I really enjoyed this toy. The thrusting and licking action had me on cloud nine and seeing stars! Definitely worth the purchase and the major orgasm you will receive from this." —Lori H.
Get it from Honey Play Box for $68.99 (originally $79.99; available in two colors).
11. A silky-soft Dame Aer whose rhythmic air pulses in five intensity levels (and five patterns) could make you think about whether you need a partner again.
12. A Satisfyer Traveler, soon to be your little jet-setting companion. This small but mighty toy boasts 11 suction modes and — even better — won't cause a scene like that time TSA pulled out your giant magic wand from your carry-on. Just snap the magnetic case closed and no one will be the wiser!
This lil' gem comes with its own protective case and is waterproof and rechargeable.
Promising review: "This is the unicorn!!!! Not kidding I'm not exaggerating when I say absolutely the most powerful, intense, mind blowing orgasms I have ever ever ever ever ever had!!!!!" —Susan Bellantonio
"I have almost every model of the Satisfyer line and this is my favorite and also one of my favorite toys overall. Its range is fantastic, it starts out gentle and can build to quite a bit of sensation. I think it feels a little different than the larger size Satisfyers and I prefer the sensation that I get from this toy. I also prefer this shape to that of the Satisfyer Pro because it’s much easier to hold and maneuver and I like the mouth of the toy, it feels as though it fits over the clitoris better. It doesn’t feel bulky either and if you’re looking for a great solo toy but one you can also use with a partner, this fits the bill It’s very discreet as far as styling, if someone were to see it they wouldn’t automatically think 'sex toy.' It’s great for first time toy users and experienced users alike. If that doesn’t do it for you, just know I had this toy for couple of years before it sputtered and died, I reordered it immediately because I love it so much." —Julianna
Get it from Amazon for $43.95.
13. A Chickie by Emojibator, an adorable (and powerful) sex toy that sucks, vibes, and does its chicken dance in all the right places.
14. An oral sex simulator for mind-blowing rotations and vibrations that simulate a tongue-like sensation. Twelve settings will take you on a pleasure trip as you work your way up from a lil' tease to an intense pulse while you have some ~me time.~
15. And finally, if you're still not sure if suction toys are for you and want to test the sensation out before splurging on one, the Satsifyer One Night Stand, a disposable and under-$15 suction toy. It's got four intensities and the battery lasts for up to 90 minutes, which'll be more than enough to get you used to the feeling (and get you off several times).
Because sometimes it doesn't actually suck to suck, amirite??
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