17 Sex Toys You'll Probably Want To Get Your Hands (And Some Other Things) On ASAP
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1. A Lelo Sona vibrator that'll use air pulses to stimulate every part of your clit, even the parts you can't see. It won't over-stimulate just the tip so you can enjoy a longer, more full-bodied orgasm!
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Promising review: "Best present I've ever given myself. I've never experienced such intense and consistent orgasms. I was able to achieve my first ever squirting orgasm the very first time I used the Sona, which was a welcomed and pleasant surprise. I am very thankful the Sona is a part of my life and would recommend it to anyone!" —Super
Get it from Lelo for $69 (originally $99, available in three colors).
2. A hands free Eva II vibrator to fit snuggly under your labia so you can use your hands to hold onto... well other things!
This toy is waterproof, is made of medical-grade silicone, has a three-speed motor, and comes with a charging case.
Promising review: "I bought this with the intention of using it underneath my harness and it is absolutely wonderful. Makes for very fun partner play!"—Danielle W.
Get it from Dame for $135 (available in two colors).
3. A waterproof Soraya 2 vibe for stimulating both your clitoris and your G-spot. It's made of silky smooth silicone and has 12 mind-blowing vibration settings.
Promising review: "There are no words. I had an out-of-body experience, but you must understand this is to enhance, not replace. Seriously enjoyed the hands-free aspect although the buttons may take some getting used to. If you are at all sensitive I suggest starting on the lower settings." —Tinkerbaby
Get it from Lelo for $186.15 (originally $219, available in three colors).
4. A waterproof, rechargeable We-Vibe couples vibrator so you and your partner can try new things while you've got nothing else planned for a few....months?!
Promising review: "The WE-VIBE Couples Vibrator is amazing for foreplay and penetrative sex. It is sleek and comfortable and doesn't feel awkward or get in the way. Charges neatly, bedside on the included charger. A pricey toy, but worth the money and reliable for getting the most out of your bedroom time."— Sabrina
Get it from Bellesa Boutique boutique for $139 (available in two colors).
5. An oral sex simulator that'll rotate, vibrate, and use twelve different settings to simulate a tongue-like sensation.
Get it from Lelo for $169 (available in three colors).
6. A seven-piece anal trainer set for anyone looking to ~expand their horizons~ in the bedroom if you will. This kit is sure to help you, no ifs, ands, or butts, about it!
Set includes a seven-piece anal trainer set, three silicone anal plugs, and a storage bag.
Get it from Babeland for $150.
7. A Tor 2 cockring that'll give "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it" a whole new meaning!
The ring is waterproof, rechargeable, and has six settings.
Promising review: "I love using this with my husband. It makes both our orgasms more intense. I only buy Lelo products. They have lasted longer than any other brand I've ever owned."—Leona
Get it from Lelo for $139 (available in three colors).
8. A pair of sexy boxer briefs to double as a harness and packer for anyone who is tired of strap-ons being the most uncomfortable thing ever invented.
9. A Bellesa Boutique Diosa made with velvety-smooth silicone curves and seven vibe settings ranging from “oh…” to “OMG!"
FWIW: Bellesa Boutique is a sex toy company run by women!
Extra fun facts: The girth is 4 inches, the length is 6-1/2 inches, and the insertable length is 4-1/4 inches.
Promising review: "This toy gave me my first ever dual-induced orgasm. Changed my world. I've never had the experience of reaching climax both through insertion and through clit stimulation at the same time. This toy is gorgeous, work of art, even with that said, it still finds a way to feel better than it looks." —Gia
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $109 (available in two colors).
10. A Fifty Shades of Grey bed restraining kit because you don't have to have read the book to know you want to give this a try.
11. A Clone-A-Willy vibrator so you and your long-distance partner can finally get an A in ~chemistry~.
Promising review: "Great item. The instructions were easy to follow and the whole process was problem free. I used a ring to help stay hard while the mold was forming and the mold forms quickly. My girlfriend loves the clone and it keeps her satisfied in our long distance relationship."—Anonymous
Get it from Adam & Eve for $44.95.
12. A Gigi 2 from Lelo because it'll more easily target your G-spot with its curved and flattened tip. Gee, thanks!
13. A Satisfyer Deluxe for anyone who gets desensitized or numb to direct clitoral stimulation after a while. This toy has touchless stimulation so it never actually touches your clitoris directly, just the area around it, making for the best slow climax of your life.
14. An icy-white Maude vibrator that'll take Netflix and chill to a whole new level.
This vibrator is made of silicone, is waterproof, phthalate-, and latex-free, is USB-rechargeable, and comes with a canvas travel pouch.
Promising review: "Soft high-quality silicone. Settings range from gentle to 'Oh my God!' This tiny thing puts out 98% of the power of the Hitachi with a tenth of the size and noise." —Karen
Get it from Maude for $45.
15. A Le Wand Petite for anyone who prefers to stimulate a larger surface area for a more full-body orgasm.
The wand has 10 speeds and six patters, is USB-rechargeable, and is splash-proof.
Promising review: "While you might assume that the smaller one would be drastically less powerful, I was pleasantly surprised that was not the case — still a little punch in a travel size! I only wish this had attachments like it's bigger model, but it's perfectly fine without them." —Hoshi
Get it from Babeland for $135 (available in two colors).
16. A Satisfyer Pro 2 with 11 sucking modes ranging from gentle to intense to have you cumming back for more each time.
17. A cult-classic rabbit vibe designed to hit your G-spot and probably your A, B and C spot too. You'll have sex hare for days!
Promising review: "This thrusting vibrator gives me orgasms in two minutes flat. Everything about it drips with quality. The vibrations are strong and high quality, none of that buzzy nonsense. The silicone feels silky to the touch. This vibrator is worth every penny."—Thrusty Malone
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $159.
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