1. This playlist.
2. Thicc Mr. Krabs.
3. This inventive nipple piercing.
4. This incredibly enthusiastic Hot Topic shopper.
5. This guy who transferred a Rainbow Dash figurine from one jar of cum to another, larger jar of cum.
6. This ad for an egg freezing company.
7. Menstrual Cuphead.
8. Smash Mouth enthusiastically supporting the giving of oral sex.
9. "Masking."
10. These tiny hands and what they're doing.
11. This condom pancake.
12. The story of "garlic cock man."
13. This fidget spinner butt plug.
14. This sweet photo of people holding hands.
15. The sex robot that got broken at a tech conference.
16. This Pennywise butt art.
18. The guy on 4chan who posted a recipe for "Sleepytime Chicken."
19. The girl who used her boyfriend's balls as a beauty blender.
20. Pikachu speaking like a person.
21. The dude who really wants to fuck the granny queen from A Bug's Life.
22. Anime girls with real human teeth photoshopped on.
23. Meat cubes.
25. The husband who used a menstrual cup to measure rice.
26. Airbrushed Steve Buscemi.
27. This sexy emoji chain text about the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation.
28. This man looking for love.
29. This piece of Blue's Clues fan art.
30. What this guy did to an animatronic Elvis.
31. This very unorthodox way to go the bathroom.
32. The botched eye tattoo.
33. The guy from r/incels who doesn't smile at girls.
34. This pro-life Zootopia furry fanfic.
In case you didn’t think the internet could get any weirder - I discovered there’s a Zootopia pro life fanfic comic
35. #AltFurry
Always be yourself and never let anyone change you, forever and always furry. Thanks to everyone and the #AltFurry… https://t.co/1TNCD7MziU
37. Kirby without shoes.
38. The Hamburger Helper glove's skeleton.
well that's enough internet for today