A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.
Does this mean I'll find a pot of gold somewhere in my house, too?
Whether it's lists, stories, or comebacks you couldn't think of in the moment.
...minus the sand in your bedsheets.
Let's get down to monkey business — you need these.
Oui, oui, baguette.
For anyone who's really into wibbly wobbly, timey wimey...stuff.
Why isn't it as easy as it looks?
Constant presents are the best presents.
Wear something that means something.
Rain, rain, come today...because I want to show off my boots.
The weather has no idea what it's doing... but at least you'll know what to wear.
Because your life is dope and you do dope shit.
You don't spend enough time in the shower already.
Because you already own the whole store.
Nobody ever said "I regret organizing my house."
For anyone who likes five course dinners where all the courses are steak.
May the fork be with you.
Because carrying a handheld computer isn't high-tech enough.