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1. These giant microbes:
3. This piece of roadkill:
4. This plush "pee and poo" duo:
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Find them here.
5. This doughnut:
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It's so cute yet I'm so sad I can't eat it. Find it here.
6. This collection of plush organs:
7. This plush octopussy:
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It's a cat has tentacles for some reason. Find it here.
8. These chubby creatures:
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Find the squishy unicorn and narwhal here.
10. These Tetris shapes:
thinkgeek.com
Find them here.
11. This Monty Python plush:
toyvault.myshopify.com
It's just a flesh wound. Find the Black Knight here.
13. This stuffed Grumpy Cat:
amazon.com
May or may not make your grumpy S.O. smile. Find it here.
15. This cuddly condom:
amazon.com
Far less likely to BETRAY YOU. Find it here.
17. This rabbit:
amazon.com
With a beard, for some reason. Find it here.
18. This deteriorating zombie:
popcultcha.com.au
Sometimes you want to cuddle a whole zombie, sometimes just his dismembered arm. Find it here.
19. This slice of pizza:
piqproducts.com
Find it here.
21. This Alien Facehugger:
amazon.com
Find it here.
24. These STDs:
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