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1. These giant microbes:

3. This piece of roadkill:

4. This plush "pee and poo" duo:

5. This doughnut:

7. This plush octopussy:

8. These chubby creatures:

9. Or a fancier narwhal:

10. These Tetris shapes:

11. This Monty Python plush:

12. This blobfish:

13. This stuffed Grumpy Cat:

14. This cuddly uterus:

15. This cuddly condom:

16. These pickles:

17. This rabbit:

18. This deteriorating zombie:

19. This slice of pizza:

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23. This rainbow opossum:

24. These STDs:

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