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24 Stuffed Toys To Buy The Weirdest Person You Know

Teddy bears aren't as exciting as cuddly organs.

Posted on February 08, 2016, 15:31 GMT

Katherine Fiorillo

BuzzFeed Staff

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1. These giant microbes:

Find brain cells, sperm, E. coli, red blood cells, and more here.

2. This literal bouquet of dinosaurs:

Better than flowers. Find them here.

3. This piece of roadkill:

All the cuddles without any of the rotting smell. Find it here.

4. This plush "pee and poo" duo:

Find them here.

5. This doughnut:

It's so cute yet I'm so sad I can't eat it. Find it here.

6. This collection of plush organs:

Find the heart, colon, bladder, and more here.

7. This plush octopussy:

It's a cat has tentacles for some reason. Find it here.

8. These chubby creatures:

Find the squishy unicorn and narwhal here.

9. Or a fancier narwhal:

So fancy. Find it here.

10. These Tetris shapes:

Find them here.

11. This Monty Python plush:

It's just a flesh wound. Find the Black Knight here.

12. This blobfish:

Find it here.

13. This stuffed Grumpy Cat:

May or may not make your grumpy S.O. smile. Find it here.

14. This cuddly uterus:

Find it here.

15. This cuddly condom:

Far less likely to BETRAY YOU. Find it here.

16. These pickles:

Find them here.

17. This rabbit:

With a beard, for some reason. Find it here.

18. This deteriorating zombie:

Sometimes you want to cuddle a whole zombie, sometimes just his dismembered arm. Find it here.

19. This slice of pizza:

Find it here.

20. The Dumb Ways to Die characters:

Find all the clueless characters here.

21. This Alien Facehugger:

Find it here.

22. This giant carrot body pillow:

Find it here.

23. This rainbow opossum:

Find it here.

24. These STDs:

You can give your S.O. chlamydia, crabs, the clap, herpes, or syphilis here.

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