1.A genius little Aquapaw slow treat-dispensing mat so you can distract your pup while you clean 'em up — it easily sticks to any smooth service (like your shower tiles) and you just fill it with some PB or coconut oil.
2.A stainless-steel tongue cleaner, because bad breath is a thing and it's a thing you should not have.
3.A pack of light dimming stickers designed specifically to cover those constant blinking LED lights on all your electronics. There's nothing worse than being distracted by those when you're trying to sleep.
4.A set of bamboo and charcoal shoe deodorizers, because it's really not cute to have smelly shoes — especially if they're stinkin' up your whole house.
11.A clip-on cellphone ring light — it isn't necessarily gorgeous but the selfies they take with it will be!
12.A pack of lightweight foam rods to give your hair the movie star curls you want with using any heat — none, nada, zilch!
13.A comfortable, adjustable, and easy-to-use posture corrector designed to help with your back's alignment and stability. In time, it develops your back's muscle memory which will then hold your back straight even without it. It's also discreet enough to wear under your shirt or blouse.
14.A memory foam wedge pillow for all of you out there who are just like me and love having that extra cushion around your knees when you sleep.
15.A compartmentalized lid organizer to help neatly store all your storage bin tops.
16.A reusable makeup-removing cloth, because getting rid of all the excess makeup on your face every night is a chore but this will help make it easier — you just need water!
17.A heaven-sent Crave Naturals Glide Thru Detangling Brush designed with unique cone-shaped plastic bristles that separate your hair sideways not down, so tangles gently unravel without all the pain and hair pulling.
18.A Squatty Potty that'll position you in a way that makes your poop pass through more comfortably!
19.A USB-powered LED light strip to bring the perfect amount of ambient lighting to your in bed TV-watching experience.
20.A 144 page, A-Z tabbed password journal so you can have all your log-in information in one secure place — just make sure it's in a secure place.
21.A pack of adhesive cable clips that'll finally detangle all your cords while making sure that they're easily accessible.
22.A screen-cleaning kit, because the amount of filth hanging out on your TV, phone, and computer screens are really out of control — really, really out of control.
23.An identity theft-protecting blackout roller stamp designed to help you secure and protect your documents before you throw them out.
24.A very comfy stability cushion designed to fit on top of any chair and help you improve your posture.
25.A 20 oz. water bottle designed to help you keep track of exactly how much water you're drinking and make sure you're staying hydrated — just slide a colourful band up each time you finish the water in a full bottle!
26.A very handy guide book to work out all of life's problems — all of them.
27.And a powerful little electric pressure washer that'll scare the stains, dirt, grime...even the paint, right off nearly anything.
You, greeting your delivery person (from a safe distance) when they bring your packages.