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Posted on Apr 7, 2017

For Anyone Who Now Has A Crush On Cole Sprouse And Feels Kinda Weird About It

Jughead 4EVA.

1. Let's face it: You're obsessed with Riverdale.

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2. More accurately, you're kinda obsessed with misunderstood loner Jughead, aka Cole Sprouse.

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3. Because as far as you're concerned, Cole Sprouse is the best thing about the show.

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4. You're even sorta into the whole Betty/Jughead romance because of the Sprouse factor (even though in the comic books, Jughead is canonically asexual).

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5. In fact, Cole is pretty much the only reason you're still watching.

Am I only watching "Riverdale" for Cole Sprouse? Probably.

I'm watching riverdale for mother fuckin Cole Sprouse AND COLE SPROUSE'S HOT ASS ONLY

Only jumped on the bandwagon of watching riverdale for cole sprouse not going to lie

6. It's safe to say you have a little bit — or a LOT — of a crush on Cole.

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7. Which, frankly, makes you feel a little bit weird.

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8. Because you still remember him as little Ben from Friends.


9. And as the kid from Big Daddy.

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10. And, of course, as Cody from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

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11. And it's hard to reconcile that with the ~stirrings~ you feel for all-grown-up Cole.

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12. I mean, honestly.

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13. Even though you rationally know that Cole is 24 years old, and therefore an ADULT MAN, you still feel like you're doing something wrong.

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14. But frankly, you're totally into the whole early-'90s River Phoenix vibe he's got going on right now.

15. Then you realize that you're old enough to remember who River Phoenix is, and you feel weird about your crush on Cole all over again.

16. It certainly doesn't help your crush that he's completely hilarious on Twitter.

2 scoops please, waffle cup, and the smallest goddamn spoon you have. I'm gunna make this orgasm last all night.

"Where's my hug?" he whimpered, further cementing his position on her no hug list.

Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.

17. But even if you have conflicting feelings, what are you going to do? Just IGNORE THE PASSAGE OF TIME?

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18. Are you just never going to crush on someone who was once a child? Oh hey, news flash: That includes ~everybody~.

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19. So embrace your crush on Cole Sprouse. Revel it in, even.

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20. Because even though, yes, he once looked like this:

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21. He's now a handsome, grown-up man who looks like this, and there's nothing wrong with that:

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22. And, I mean, come on: Just look at that face. How could you ever resist?

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  1. So, are you crushing hard on Cole Sprouse?

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So, are you crushing hard on Cole Sprouse?
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    Hell yes, and I don't care who knows it, ESPECIALLY COLE
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