1. The time that Chrissy Teigen's nipples disappeared — on the cover of GQ Mexico.
2. The time Beyoncé was maybe caught photoshopping her thighs.
3. She also maybe 'shopped this image of herself wearing this 99 problems swimsuit.
4. When Target did THIS to a model.
5. When this eBay model's fingers — and chin — got a little out of control.
6. The time John Mayer and his buddy airbrushed themselves into oblivion.
7. When the top half of this Ann Taylor model didn't match the bottom half.
8. This Forever 21 model who suffered a similar top-bottom problem.
9. Whatever unmitigated disaster happened to Kate Walsh's legs in this promo photo for Bad Judge.
10. The time this poor Hakken tights model tragically lost her vagina.
11. While her fellow Hakken model was all but erased.
12. That time Kimye and baby North accidentally revealed themselves to be vampires without reflections in the pages of Vogue.
13. The time Pampers used this terrifying demon baby to sell its diapers.
14. When Kate Upton lost her armpit in a poolside struggle.
15. When Chanel turned its jewelry model into a giraffe.
16. When unretouched photos of Mariah Carey — shot by Terry Richardson for Wonderland mag — became public.
17. When this Target swimsuit model suddenly had the longest arms in the world (and a missing vagina).
18. The time Victoria's Secret went a little cleavage crazy.
19. When this Otto model gave good claw.
20. And this McDonald's coffee drinker wrapped her ghostly appendage around a fresh iced coffee.
21. This lucky gal, who got not one but TWO belly buttons.
22. When this Dress Lily model was clearly made of rubber.
23. And this Old Navy model managed to be quadruple-jointed.
24. The time this Revolve shorts model's feet were melted into plastic flippers.
25. When Lorde awesomely called out photoshoppers for editing out her blemishes.
26. While Kim Kardashian was caught, um, ~altering~ her post-workout photos.
27. Kim also Instagrammed this slimmed-down version of herself.
Compare to the paparazzi photo of her on the right.
28. When this Free People model lost a few ~precious~ inches of her thigh.
29. And this Urban Outfitters model lost an entire leg.
30. When this Fashion American Style model lost an entire arm but ~found~ an adorable ghost dog companion.
31. When Kris Jenner attempted to smooth out her fine lines — and the rugged handsomeness of Gordon Ramsey.
32. When this Victoria's Secret model lost her arm in a mysterious accident.
33. And finally, this chef's bizarre claw arm and pale pizza.
Kris Jenner was erroneously identified as Kris Kardashian in an earlier version of this post.