1. This Bunnings stall selling baked potatoes, which would be cause for riot on a Sunday morning.
2. This abomination, which adds a frightening new contender to the parmi vs. parma debate.
3. This ill-fated launch of Zooper Dooper milk, which sounded like a good idea to absolutely no one.
4. This downright dirty, American version of our beloved Tim Tam biccie.
5. This bowl of hot, soggy, stirred-up Weetbix, which blasphemes the holy rite of Never Eat Soggy Weetbix.
6. This Vegemite-flavoured chocolate, which is a sin against god.
7. This soy sauce-flavoured Boost, which was mercifully only available for a limited time.
8. This unholy mistake of putting the Milo on top of the milk.
9. This downright slanderous statement regarding our beloved Guzman y Gomez.
10. This insult to coffee lovers nation-wide, which should never have made it to the good streets of Australia.
11. This Vegemite and apricot jam on toast combo.
12. And this Vegemite and peanut butter one.
13. This national offence.
14. This serving of leftover Cadbury Favourites, which is undoubtedly the worst possible selection.
15. This best-forgotten memory of soap-flavoured chalk, secretly disguised as lollies.
16. These arrowroot biscuits that are slathered in entirely too much butter.
17. This creation, which ruins both a perfectly good avocado and a perfectly good coffee.
18. This buttery hell.
19. This fairy bread made with bizarrely long sprinkles, which is just sick and wrong.
20. This overpriced jar.
21. This sad, empty party pie.
22. This wildly unpatriotic suggestion that is surely a piss-take.
23. And finally, this smug picture of ScoMo in the kitchen, which besmirches the good name of curry.
