In A Crime Against Humanity, Boost Juice Have Dropped Three New Saucy BBQ Flavoured Smoothies

Including a soy sauce caramel shake.

Gather ye round, fellow Aussies. I have news that may shock, unsettle or titillate some of you.

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Our most iconic and beloved juice bar, Boost, has today announced the creation of three truly Frankenstein-inspired smoothies — as part of a saucy BBQ-flavoured range.

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From Feb 1, you can wrap your lips around three iconically Australian flavour combos — all inspired by the saucy tastes of summer.

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In the mix are smokey mango BBQ, balsamic strawberry smoothie and soy sauce caramel (the Aussies' answer to salted caramel, perhaps?).

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And the more I think about it, the more I'm kind of intrigued.

I honestly can't decide if this is a sin against God, or an inspired stroke of genius, but something tells me I've gotta slurp one of these bad boys to find out.

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These flavour combos are only available until March 2, so if you've got a craving for something a little ~exotic~, you better get in quick.