1.
Hardcore, Rob Ford. I'm now cool with movies shooting Toronto for New York.
@sethmeyers
Hardcore, Rob Ford. I'm now cool with movies shooting Toronto for New York.
2.
Rob Ford is such an audacious, bumbling fool he would never be a mayor in America. He would be president.
Michael Ian Black
@michaelianblack
Rob Ford is such an audacious, bumbling fool he would never be a mayor in America. He would be president.
3.
Rob Ford and Alex Trebek - two Canadians obsessed with just how you phrase your questions.
Chris Knight
@ChrisKnightfilm
Rob Ford and Alex Trebek - two Canadians obsessed with just how you phrase your questions.
4.
Rob Ford is expected to issue another statement very shortly. I wonder if he'll invoke the #YOLO defense?
Drew Savage
@DrewSavage
Rob Ford is expected to issue another statement very shortly. I wonder if he'll invoke the #YOLO defense?
5.
If the Canadian press wants Rob Ford to remember exactly when and how many times he smoked crack, then they obviously haven't smoked crack
CJ Sullivan
@CJVLR
If the Canadian press wants Rob Ford to remember exactly when and how many times he smoked crack, then they obviously haven't smoked crack
6.
If we have socialized medicine in America, we'll have to pay for the healthcare of every crackhead mayor just like they do in Canada.
Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman
If we have socialized medicine in America, we'll have to pay for the healthcare of every crackhead mayor just like they do in Canada.
7.
People of Toronto are so disappointed in mayor Rob Ford that they might not say hi to him and shake his hand and tell him to have a good day
@michelleisawolf
People of Toronto are so disappointed in mayor Rob Ford that they might not say hi to him and shake his hand and tell him to have a good day
8.
Rob Ford's making me feel a lot better about all those times I ate at CiCi's Pizza when I was drunk.
Ashley Burns
@MayorBurnsy
Rob Ford's making me feel a lot better about all those times I ate at CiCi's Pizza when I was drunk.
9.
I feel like Rob Ford's day will end with him on his knees crying as Nino Brown points a gun at his head & says, "Am I my brother's keeper?"
Jenny Johnson
@JennyJohnsonHi5
I feel like Rob Ford's day will end with him on his knees crying as Nino Brown points a gun at his head & says, "Am I my brother's keeper?"
10.
I'm not saying I relate to Rob Ford, but once I was convinced to buy Bloodhound Gang concert tickets when I was wasted.
Jensen Karp
@JensenClan88
I'm not saying I relate to Rob Ford, but once I was convinced to buy Bloodhound Gang concert tickets when I was wasted.
11.
"Alright, cuff 'em boys. Looks like we... CRACKED the case" *YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!* -CSI: Toronto #TOpoli #inadrunkenstupor
Kyle Lucey Comedy
@KyleLucey
"Alright, cuff 'em boys. Looks like we... CRACKED the case"
*YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!*
-CSI: Toronto
#TOpoli #inadrunkenstupor
12.
Romney VP vetting team nickname for Rob Ford: Blowfish.
Allan Brauer
@allanbrauer
Romney VP vetting team nickname for Rob Ford: Blowfish.
13.
oh that's where i know rob ford from
lauren ashley bishop
@sbellelauren
oh that's where i know rob ford from
14.
Just to be clear, if all Rob Ford did was drink and smoke, he'd be a great politician.
Robert Hutchinson
@ertchin
Just to be clear, if all Rob Ford did was drink and smoke, he'd be a great politician.
15.
"Am I sorry? Yeah I'm sorry. I'm sorry that crack cocaine is so damn delicious" - Probably Rob Ford this afternoon at some point
Grant Johnson
@GrantFm
"Am I sorry? Yeah I'm sorry. I'm sorry that crack cocaine is so damn delicious" - Probably Rob Ford this afternoon at some point
16.
Rob Ford has arrived for his press conference
samir mezrahi
@samir
Rob Ford has arrived for his press conference
17.
Rob Ford is setting an unrealistic standard for other crackheads.
Carol R. Hartsell
@carolrhartsell
Rob Ford is setting an unrealistic standard for other crackheads.
18.
Rob Ford's gonna admit to killing Jimmy Hoffa and JFK! If only we'd asked the right questions! #RobFord #gravytrainwreck
Kerry Griffin
@kerry_griffin
Rob Ford's gonna admit to killing Jimmy Hoffa and JFK! If only we'd asked the right questions! #RobFord #gravytrainwreck
19.
i have my doubts that mayor rob ford is a crack addict, mostly based on the photos i've seen of him
Inoffensive Bear
@inoffensivebear
i have my doubts that mayor rob ford is a crack addict, mostly based on the photos i've seen of him