joanlarkin122

I'm such a massive fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show that I named my dog Richard O'Brien.

Sup, ladies?

Mommy's lil douchebag

I used to like to hide my bloody tampons in random public places. Like, if there's a brick missing from a wall I'd just pull it out right there and stick the tampon where the missing brick should've been, or under loose floorboards, holes in drywall, coin return slots, It was a real… Read More

In response, I was wearing "paw mitts" that lock around your wrists. I had no use of my fingers. Look up "puppy play" or "leather puppies" get a good idea of the kind of gear. I didn't have a hood/mask or my own collar at the time (collars hold a lot of symbolism in the leather community,… Read More

*brooding* in the backyard because I was grounded and couldn't brood under the bridge by the park

This is hilarious. I am literally buying all of these. Weddings are a joke anyway, why not have fun with it? You guys are bad sports

It's obvious to me that none of these folks have ever had to clean a public bathroom. Or worse, unclog a public toilet. I guarantee none of these selfish bitches cleaned up the mess they left when they were done. People are way too obsessive anyway. It's not like you're sticking… Read More

My pals and I wanted to get *kinky* and I ended up wearing the dog's collar and leashed to the bed post. Eventually the sex sorta migrated from one end of the bed to the other and I couldn't reach either of them. I was like, "uh... guys?" But they were too busy to notice. I just ended… Read More

Just because you're "the butch one" in a lesbian relationship doesn't mean that you always have to be the one to perform or top. It's okay to take your pants off too, it doesn't need to be only about her. Just because you're butch also doesn't mean that you can't enjoy penetration.… Read More