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This person was definitely raised right:
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And so was this person:
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And obviously this person:
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This person obviously cares about the safety of their ass like a NORMAL PERSON:
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And this person who's so far right they ought to be called Barry Goldwater:
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Can't forget about this person:
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And you know this person has the cleanest ass in the biz:
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This person was raised so right they ought to be a dang triangle:
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And this person who loves their ass more than life itself:
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And you know this person was raised right:
Moral of the story: WRAP IT BEFORE YOU SLAP IT (WITH YOUR BUTT)