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jmuse • 5 years ago
jmuse • 5 years ago

A Bone-Chilling Account Of A White Girl's Worst Nightmare, Summed Up In A Vine

Caution: Video contains premium dark-roast mature themes.

jmuse • 5 years ago

How You Coped With Losing Your iPhone

The confusion. The initial pangs of horror. The dread. This is the story of that fateful night.

jmuse • 6 years ago

Nothing Says Nympho Like Muscle Leggings

You know you freaky when you fleshy.

jmuse • 6 years ago

Grumpy Cat HQ Unveils Its Own Line Of Coffee So You Can Now Literally Drink In The Hate

Grumpy Cat is now serving a bitter, acidic blend to wipe that smile off your face. Now have an awful day.

jmuse • 6 years ago
jmuse • 6 years ago

The Essential Daily Routine For The Unemployed Among Us

Essential, as in "you can't escape it."

jmuse • 6 years ago

Hazel Is The Most Level-Headed Corgi You Will Ever Meet Online

Performance artist, muse and awesome roommate — Hazel is is shaking up the obscure world of balancing objects on your head.

jmuse • 6 years ago

Miley Cyrus Can't Stop... Making Out With A Giant Infant

Move over, life-size Barbie. Miley appears to be serving sloppy tongue to a baby.

jmuse • 6 years ago

Orangutans: The True Pioneers Of Our Profile Pics

Meet the 19 trendsetters who've made monumental advancements in the art of the avatar. Orangutans, to you mankind is indebted.

jmuse • 6 years ago

11 Primates You Would Probably Befriend Sheerly Because They Look Hip

Bulbous noses, crazed eyes, upturned lips — all the stuff you need to catapult your social cache and make people think, "Wow, I'll bet they have interesting lives and amazing talents."

jmuse • 6 years ago

7 Gems That Will Totally Suck You Into The World Of Net Art

Turns out, the Internet holds a bevy of mesmerizing cyber-trinkets beyond kittens and celebs. Get out your drool napkins.

jmuse • 6 years ago

10 Ways To Make Riding In Crowded Trains More Fun

It's rush hour, and you're trapped between pancake arms and Sir Coughsalot. What WILL you do?

jmuse • 6 years ago