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    The Essential Daily Routine For The Unemployed Among Us

    Essential, as in "you can't escape it."

    1. Wake up and get out of bed. You are well on your way to a meaningful day!

    2. Get down on your go-go juice.

    3. And food, 'cause...pangs of hunger could totally kill your job-scouting vibe.

    4. Now you can troll Craigslist with ever-waning pickiness.

    5. Have your moment of self-doubt.

    6. Then let the Marney in you reason your way past it.

    7. Get back to optimistically chewing over visions of yourself in very disparate jobs in front of the glow of your computer.

    8. Go out for more coffee.

    9. Update your résumé to be perfect and beautiful and more perfect and more beautiful until it's the most perfect and most beautiful.

    10. Skype your bestie for emotional support and encouragement.

    11. Assure mom that everything is OK.

    Even though inside you're like:

    12. Get a little distracted for a very long time.

    13. To refocus, you go to a coffee shop...which also happens to be a bar.

    14. Finally stumble onto what looks like the PERFECT gig.

    15. Or not.