This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 6, 2013The Essential Daily Routine For The Unemployed Among UsEssential, as in "you can't escape it."by jmuseCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Wake up and get out of bed. You are well on your way to a meaningful day! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Get down on your go-go juice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. And food, 'cause...pangs of hunger could totally kill your job-scouting vibe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Now you can troll Craigslist with ever-waning pickiness. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Have your moment of self-doubt. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Then let the Marney in you reason your way past it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Get back to optimistically chewing over visions of yourself in very disparate jobs in front of the glow of your computer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Go out for more coffee. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Update your résumé to be perfect and beautiful and more perfect and more beautiful until it's the most perfect and most beautiful. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Skype your bestie for emotional support and encouragement. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Assure mom that everything is OK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Even though inside you're like: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Get a little distracted for a very long time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. To refocus, you go to a coffee shop...which also happens to be a bar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Finally stumble onto what looks like the PERFECT gig. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Or not. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF