1. When Justin tries to get in the front seat but you already called shottie:
2. When your buddies won't give you the aux cord, but you're like BRO COME ON THE NEW ZEDD IS SO TIGHT.
3. When Brian says he brought enough roadies along for the whole Uber XL:
4. When someone says Miller Lite tastes like Satan's pee:
5. When a girl says she digs your mandals:
6. When you're like I AM FUCKING DOING SWEET CAROLINE AT KARAOKE:
7. And after you FUCKING NAILED IT.
8. When your buddy says, "WHO'S UP FOR MORE FIREBALL SHOTS???"
9. When Chad won't stop talking to girls about Pokémon Go:
10. When you see a hot girl just CRUSHING it at Big Buck Hunter:
11. When you hear someone talking shit about Derek Jeter:
12. When Jason says he's the Ari of the squad but everyone knows he's actually the Turtle.
13. When Kyle had too many G&Ts *again.*
14. When someone refers to your salmon-colored shorts as "pink":
15. When everyone wants to see the hot girl Kenny matched with on Tinder:
16. When everyone's ankle socks looking box fresh:
17. When you TOLD Mark to cool it on the Natty Lites and then you see him puking all over Robby's New Balances:
18. When you spot a smokeshow totally eyeing up your guns in your new tank top.
19. When someone gets plowed and ties a necktie around their head:
20. When your buddies are in the game but your wingman's MIA so you have to occupy yourself in the corner:
21. When Tyler FINALLY shows up to Finnegan's and you're all like "NAPOLEON BRONAPARTE!!!!":
22. When Brandon needs to ease up on the vodka crans:
23. And when Nate tells the Uber driver to cruise through the Taco Bell drive-thru for a 'rito:
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