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The Change Up, with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. I remember being excited because I love them both a lot, but ended up walking out of the theatre about 15 minutes in because I couldn’t handle how gross and unfunny it was.

I walked into my bathroom after changing my newborn to discover that while I was busy, my almost 2 year old daughter had dug a USED plastic tampon applicator out of the trash and was using it as a straw to slurp water from the tap.

My wedding happened during the dawn of Pinterest, mason jars, and twinkle lights. We scrounged for deals and stuck to a really tight budget, so I don’t regret how much we spent, but you don’t realize until looking back that SO MUCH doesn’t matter. Your aesthetic doesn’t matter. The… Read More

There is an upgrader plant on the outskirts of our small midwestern town and my brother managed to convince me that it was actually Gotham City and Batman lives there, which I unfortunately believed until I was about 12.

Tevor Noah’s ‘Born a Crime’. You can’t put it down! He tells incredible and crazy stories about growing up during apartheid in South Africa and dissects racism in such a smart way, making you laugh and cry at the same time. This is a book that will leave you reeling when you finish… Read More

A guy in my group of friends explained to me once that Emma Watson was making the role of Hermione in the Harry Potter films unnecessarily sexual ever since she hit puberty. I couldn't even come up with words to respond.

'Community' season 2 halloween episode where a zombie virus breaks out because the Dean ordered toxic army ration food for everyone at the party because he thought it was discount bulk food. Every minute of that episode is hilarious and I re-watch it every year.